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Potato Diet

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Post by Geist » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:18 pm

I'm doing it for two weeks.

Who's in?


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Re: Potato Diet

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Post by CaptQuint » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:25 pm

I'm interested, but usually require a New York Strip Steak with my potatoes
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Post by Smok44 » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:28 pm

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WestTexasCrude wrote:
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And there it is BRR. Exactly like I predicted. Time to take back your site. Do it now. All 4.Totally your call. If you don't I'll cry more

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Post by CaptQuint » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:30 pm

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Re: Potato Diet

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Post by Stapes » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:52 pm

The Irish used the potato diet for a couple hundred years. It was definitely good for getting shredded.
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Post by Smok44 » Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:52 pm

Oh no. Has censorship been committed? :twisted:
WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:39 am
And there it is BRR. Exactly like I predicted. Time to take back your site. Do it now. All 4.Totally your call. If you don't I'll cry more

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Re: Potato Diet

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Post by HighNDry » Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:34 pm

Smok44 wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:52 pm
Oh no. Has censorship been committed? :twisted:
I believe so. But if mine was removed, why are the others still there? Guess it’s just selective censorship.
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Re: Potato Diet

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Post by Smok44 » Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:43 pm

WestTexasCrude wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:11 am
All I'm saying.PM me and I'll explain more.

Someone must have PM'd the Almighty WTRetard and he explained more :lol:
WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:39 am
And there it is BRR. Exactly like I predicted. Time to take back your site. Do it now. All 4.Totally your call. If you don't I'll cry more

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Re: Potato Diet

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Post by Biker » Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:44 pm

Smok44 wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:52 pm
Oh no. Has censorship been committed? :twisted:
Sounds like its time for a interweb forum civil rights march

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Re: Potato Diet

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Post by HighNDry » Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:45 pm

Biker wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:44 pm
Smok44 wrote:
Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:52 pm
Oh no. Has censorship been committed? :twisted:
Sounds like its time for a interweb forum civil rights march
Eh, too much effort.
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Re: Potato Diet

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Post by megman » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:27 pm

So what if you cook a potato, cool it down and then reheat it. Is it still a go for the diet?

OK, it's answered in the last half. I stopped after the first half.
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Post by Nero » Fri Feb 14, 2020 11:57 pm

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Post by WestTexasCrud » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:07 am

I'M A POTATO!!!

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Post by CHEEZY17 » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:43 am

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Post by CaptQuint » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:47 am

:lol:
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Post by Blast » Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:25 pm

CHEEZY17 wrote:
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Would you eat its ass afterwards though...
Oh shut up, you fucktarded shitberry.

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Post by BigRedRetard » Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:49 pm

Why a fad diet? Why not just determine what your basal metabolic rate is and eat less calories than that? You will lose wait and you can eat whatever you want.

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Re: Potato Diet

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Post by Geist » Sat Feb 15, 2020 8:54 pm

:welcomewave:
BigRedRetard wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:49 pm
Why a fad diet? Why not just determine what your basal metabolic rate is and eat less calories than that? You will lose wait and you can eat whatever you want.
I'm doing that too, but doing this because I heard it helps with sweet cravings.
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Post by WestTexasCrude » Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:01 pm

After the potato started to become a major food item in Europe in the 17th-18th century, a couple of scientists decided to experiment by eating nothing but potatoes for 2 1/2 months to check out it's nutritional value. Mashed, gruel, baked, etc. After something like 68 days, no weight gain or loss, perfect bowel movements, no health side effects. Perfect food.
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Post by FreakShowFanatic » Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:23 pm

WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:01 pm
After the potato started to become a major food item in Europe in the 17th-18th century, a couple of scientists decided to experiment by eating nothing but potatoes for 2 1/2 months to check out it's nutritional value. Mashed, gruel, baked, etc. After something like 68 days, no weight gain or loss, perfect bowel movements, no health side effects. Perfect food.
Really? I thought it had too many carbs and would make you fat. That's all they say about it in the US these days.

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Post by WestTexasCrude » Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:39 pm

FreakShowFanatic wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:23 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:01 pm
After the potato started to become a major food item in Europe in the 17th-18th century, a couple of scientists decided to experiment by eating nothing but potatoes for 2 1/2 months to check out it's nutritional value. Mashed, gruel, baked, etc. After something like 68 days, no weight gain or loss, perfect bowel movements, no health side effects. Perfect food.
Really? I thought it had too many carbs and would make you fat. That's all they say about it in the US these days.
17th-18th Centuries. Massive famines due to crop failures. Called the "Little Ice Age".Killed Greenland after 600 years. Looking for other crops. The Thames iced over solid for 5 months. Built bonfires on the river.
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Post by Nero » Sun Feb 16, 2020 12:00 am

I guess none of you saw The Martian.

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Post by Geist » Sun Feb 16, 2020 1:23 am

FreakShowFanatic wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:23 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote:
Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:01 pm
After the potato started to become a major food item in Europe in the 17th-18th century, a couple of scientists decided to experiment by eating nothing but potatoes for 2 1/2 months to check out it's nutritional value. Mashed, gruel, baked, etc. After something like 68 days, no weight gain or loss, perfect bowel movements, no health side effects. Perfect food.
Really? I thought it had too many carbs and would make you fat. That's all they say about it in the US these days.
That's the double Baconator and large Coke that go with it.

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Post by Geist » Sun Feb 16, 2020 1:24 am

Literally just drooled. I've been pooping pure vodka for about 24 hours.

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