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I'm doing it for two weeks.

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I'm interested, but usually require a New York Strip Steak with my potatoes
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The Irish used the potato diet for a couple hundred years. It was definitely good for getting shredded.
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Smok44 wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:52 pm Oh no. Has censorship been committed? :twisted:
I believe so. But if mine was removed, why are the others still there? Guess it’s just selective censorship.
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Biker wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:44 pm
Smok44 wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 9:52 pm Oh no. Has censorship been committed? :twisted:
Sounds like its time for a interweb forum civil rights march
Eh, too much effort.
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So what if you cook a potato, cool it down and then reheat it. Is it still a go for the diet?

OK, it's answered in the last half. I stopped after the first half.
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I'M A POTATO!!!

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Would you eat its ass afterwards though...
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BigRedRetard wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:49 pm Why a fad diet? Why not just determine what your basal metabolic rate is and eat less calories than that? You will lose wait and you can eat whatever you want.
I'm doing that too, but doing this because I heard it helps with sweet cravings.
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After the potato started to become a major food item in Europe in the 17th-18th century, a couple of scientists decided to experiment by eating nothing but potatoes for 2 1/2 months to check out it's nutritional value. Mashed, gruel, baked, etc. After something like 68 days, no weight gain or loss, perfect bowel movements, no health side effects. Perfect food.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:01 pm After the potato started to become a major food item in Europe in the 17th-18th century, a couple of scientists decided to experiment by eating nothing but potatoes for 2 1/2 months to check out it's nutritional value. Mashed, gruel, baked, etc. After something like 68 days, no weight gain or loss, perfect bowel movements, no health side effects. Perfect food.
Really? I thought it had too many carbs and would make you fat. That's all they say about it in the US these days.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:23 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:01 pm After the potato started to become a major food item in Europe in the 17th-18th century, a couple of scientists decided to experiment by eating nothing but potatoes for 2 1/2 months to check out it's nutritional value. Mashed, gruel, baked, etc. After something like 68 days, no weight gain or loss, perfect bowel movements, no health side effects. Perfect food.
Really? I thought it had too many carbs and would make you fat. That's all they say about it in the US these days.
17th-18th Centuries. Massive famines due to crop failures. Called the "Little Ice Age".Killed Greenland after 600 years. Looking for other crops. The Thames iced over solid for 5 months. Built bonfires on the river.
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I guess none of you saw The Martian.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:23 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:01 pm After the potato started to become a major food item in Europe in the 17th-18th century, a couple of scientists decided to experiment by eating nothing but potatoes for 2 1/2 months to check out it's nutritional value. Mashed, gruel, baked, etc. After something like 68 days, no weight gain or loss, perfect bowel movements, no health side effects. Perfect food.
Really? I thought it had too many carbs and would make you fat. That's all they say about it in the US these days.
That's the double Baconator and large Coke that go with it.
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Literally just drooled. I've been pooping pure vodka for about 24 hours.
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