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Okay, let's see who the real car experts are!

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Okay, all you self-proclaimed car experts... what is this tool used for?

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The finance guy at the dealership uses it to extract $125 an hour for his grease monkeys.
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martial aid for mayor pete..
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It's for your mom.
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Isnt that the thing gynocologists use?
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Pretty sure it's a hole puncher.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 6:18 pm Isnt that the thing gynocologists use?
Fuck, beat me to it.
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They use that to move animatronic bird beaks
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Charliesheen wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 6:10 pm The finance guy at the dealership uses it.
Just stick with this
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    Geist wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 6:22 pm Pretty sure it's a hole puncher.
    Also an acceptable answer.
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    Geist wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 6:22 pm Pretty sure it's a hole puncher.
    In a way, you were right. 8-)
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    Is it a hemroid remover?
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    Speculum much?
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    Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 5:52 pm Okay, all you self-proclaimed car experts... what is this tool used for?

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    It's a Ford V8 lifter remover
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    its for looking under the hood of a chevy pickup.
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    Charging connector for a Telsa.
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    WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 10:56 pm
    Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 5:52 pm Okay, all you self-proclaimed car experts... what is this tool used for?

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    Shit!
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    Charliesheen wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2020 5:14 pm
    WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 10:56 pm
    Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 5:52 pm Okay, all you self-proclaimed car experts... what is this tool used for?

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    Shit!
    What was Joe doing up there?
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