Mom plays hero as otter attacks dog, bites girl in Florida home: 'Anything to save my kid'

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Mom plays hero as otter attacks dog, bites girl in Florida home: 'Anything to save my kid'

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Lakeland Florida, right down the road from QD.

Dayum, pretty intense...
"“There was blood on the floor, the otter was hissing, and my daughter was screaming. It was going to kill my dog and had already bitten my daughter,” Ewert said."

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Should have slammed the fucker on the ground when see had it by the tail.
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Fuck, in the 30 years I've been living here, I didn't know there were otters in our rivers. Honestly never seen one.
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They can be pretty aggressive. I know they will attack dogs and I've heard they will fight alligators and the gators don't always win. Then you have to get rabies shots if you get bit.
I blame Biker.
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She otter know better than to mess with the wildlife.
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Biker wrote: Tue Feb 18, 2020 1:58 pm Had to have been rabid, right?
Otters are territorial assholes.
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Geist wrote: Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:38 pm
Biker wrote: Tue Feb 18, 2020 1:58 pm Had to have been rabid, right?
Otters are territorial assholes.
They're so cute though. What happened, an otter took your girl?

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Stapes wrote: Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:51 pm They can be pretty aggressive. I know they will attack dogs and I've heard they will fight alligators and the gators don't always win. Then you have to get rabies shots if you get bit.
Otters are in the same family (mustelids) as ferrets and minks, but also badgers and wolverines. You want to fuck around with a wolverine?!
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