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The Comfort and Mercy will not deploy to treat COVID patients, but will be made available to assist with treatment of other patients in coastal locations where local health professionals are necessarily focused on a large number of COVID cases.
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FSchmertz wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:05 pm
The Comfort and Mercy will not deploy to treat COVID patients, but will be made available to assist with treatment of other patients in coastal locations where local health professionals are necessarily focused on a large number of COVID cases.
https://www.wavy.com/news/health/corona ... ow-in-nyc/
It would be better off having field hospitals. Just the man power alone transporting patients back and forth it's ridiculous.
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I hear Devils Island is free.
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megman wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:15 pm I hear Devils Island is free.
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FSchmertz wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:01 pmIt sounds like they already plan to park a military hospital ship to the New York area. But there's a problem:

Is Chump fibbing again, or is he just uninformed?
he said today that he had talked to the owner of Carnival Cruise and they have offered a few of their cruise ships to be used as temporary hospitals.
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How old is wifey?
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Mar 20, 2020 2:07 am How old is wifey?
Is the Milf fantasy somehow behind that question? You sickos.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Mar 20, 2020 2:34 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Mar 20, 2020 2:07 am How old is wifey?
Is the Milf fantasy somehow behind that question? You sickos.
No, from what we're told it affects older folks more so than younger folks. Just curious where she fits into that whole thing. From what I'm hearing lately though a lot more younger folks are also being affected.
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Flumper wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:05 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:01 pmIt sounds like they already plan to park a military hospital ship to the New York area. But there's a problem:

Is Chump fibbing again, or is he just uninformed?
he said today that he had talked to the owner of Carnival Cruise and they have offered a few of their cruise ships to be used as temporary hospitals.
Confirmed

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There seems to be light at the end of the tunnel.

Her temp is down a degree and her cough is beginning to break up. This morning she asked for some solid food.
I still feel like I have a cold but it hasn't progressed beyond that.
Our robot son still shows no symptoms what-so-ever. (the kid is a freak of nature)
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Great news RD.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:21 pm There seems to be light at the end of the tunnel.

Her temp is down a degree and her cough is beginning to break up. This morning she asked for some solid food.
I still feel like I have a cold but it hasn't progressed beyond that.
Our robot son still shows no symptoms what-so-ever. (the kid is a freak of nature)
Glad things took a turn for the better & y'all are recovering or not sick at all.
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Glad to hear from you, what are you doing to help manage the symptoms?
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That’s great news. Is she on her feet?
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Blast wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:02 pm Glad to hear from you, what are you doing to help manage the symptoms?
She has the meds they gave her. I keep her drinking fluids (whether she wants to or not). I have a fan and a humidifier running in her room. Cool moist cloths on her forehead and wrists. There's really only so much I can do.
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It's a real problem with the similarity between this and flu, and even the "common" cold (some of which is different varieties of coronavirus, btw).

We're really not going to fix this until we can test a large percentage of the population, including all the folks that have "maybe just a cold."
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:24 pm
Blast wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:02 pm Glad to hear from you, what are you doing to help manage the symptoms?
She has the meds they gave her. I keep her drinking fluids (whether she wants to or not). I have a fan and a humidifier running in her room. Cool moist cloths on her forehead and wrists. There's really only so much I can do.
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I read a quote from a doctor somewhere, we won't really know if we overreacted but we will know if we under reacted.
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Who wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:12 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:24 pm
Blast wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 3:02 pm Glad to hear from you, what are you doing to help manage the symptoms?
She has the meds they gave her. I keep her drinking fluids (whether she wants to or not). I have a fan and a humidifier running in her room. Cool moist cloths on her forehead and wrists. There's really only so much I can do.
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Wut wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:13 pm I read a quote from a doctor somewhere, we won't really know if we overreacted but we will know if we under reacted.
not really. because we only know what we read and you will be able to read everything from glorious reviews of how we reacted to the darkest of gloom reviews. we are already doing that.

I STILL do not understand the "testing" bullshit that seems to consume every single news story. Does a person right now that has "maybe a cold" think that they need a test report to confirm that they should treat themselves as though they have the bubonic plague? I don't have a single symptom, yet I behave as though I have some deadly contagion, because that just seems like the thing to do.
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Flumper wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:23 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:13 pm I read a quote from a doctor somewhere, we won't really know if we overreacted but we will know if we under reacted.
not really. because we only know what we read and you will be able to read everything from glorious reviews of how we reacted to the darkest of gloom reviews. we are already doing that.

I STILL do not understand the "testing" bullshit that seems to consume every single news story. Does a person right now that has "maybe a cold" think that they need a test report to confirm that they should treat themselves as though they have the bubonic plague? I don't have a single symptom, yet I behave as though I have some deadly contagion, because that just seems like the thing to do.
Exactly. I've had normal cold symptoms for 5 days but I'm assuming and behaving like I'm carrying Covid.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:29 pm
Flumper wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:23 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:13 pm I read a quote from a doctor somewhere, we won't really know if we overreacted but we will know if we under reacted.
not really. because we only know what we read and you will be able to read everything from glorious reviews of how we reacted to the darkest of gloom reviews. we are already doing that.

I STILL do not understand the "testing" bullshit that seems to consume every single news story. Does a person right now that has "maybe a cold" think that they need a test report to confirm that they should treat themselves as though they have the bubonic plague? I don't have a single symptom, yet I behave as though I have some deadly contagion, because that just seems like the thing to do.
Exactly. I've had normal cold symptoms for 5 days but I'm assuming and behaving like I'm carrying Covid.
it is actually comforting to hear an actual person that is going through this. I hope everything continues to go as good as it is and I look forward to updates. For scientific purposes.
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Biker wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:34 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:13 pm I read a quote from a doctor somewhere, we won't really know if we overreacted but we will know if we under reacted.
I think the math speaks for itself, no? 70k next week is the projection in a nation of 325 million

Edit: Calculation is 0.021538461538462%

Does anyone still think we are not overreacting?
That makes a shitty headline. Can we go back to bigger test numbers for that, please? thanks.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:29 pm
Flumper wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:23 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:13 pm I read a quote from a doctor somewhere, we won't really know if we overreacted but we will know if we under reacted.
not really. because we only know what we read and you will be able to read everything from glorious reviews of how we reacted to the darkest of gloom reviews. we are already doing that.

I STILL do not understand the "testing" bullshit that seems to consume every single news story. Does a person right now that has "maybe a cold" think that they need a test report to confirm that they should treat themselves as though they have the bubonic plague? I don't have a single symptom, yet I behave as though I have some deadly contagion, because that just seems like the thing to do.
Exactly. I've had normal cold symptoms for 5 days but I'm assuming and behaving like I'm carrying Covid.
It is the way to go now, of course.

The numbers on how many affected are difficult, and probably will remain so for a long time.

I think the numbers cited here are too low on infection rates, and the actually fatality rates consequently are lower than calculated too. Too few have been tested to find out how many have it and have shown few signs. I'm thinking it's a large number.
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