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Re: Well... shit! Ask a person with Coronavirus anything.

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:07 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Blast wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:04 pm Did you test positive or your kid?
No. Neither one of us has been tested.

Re: Well... shit! Ask a person with Coronavirus anything.

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:08 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:06 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:04 pm Did you test positive or your kid?
his wife remains the only one smart enough to pass a test in that house.
You're on a roll, dude.

Re: Well... shit! Ask a person with Coronavirus anything.

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:22 pm
by CaptQuint
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:03 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:54 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:45 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:43 pm She's been up and about a couple of times today. She had a solid breakfast. She had a shower (but I stood outside the door in case she fell down).
Fuck you, Covid! You can't handle my ol' lady!

I have officially stopped shopping for the Audi TT I was going to buy with the life insurance money.
you should have hired a couple of strippers to sit in your lap for when she first came out of her bedroom.
Well, if nothing else that would have ended the lockdown!
there's still time for you to have her drink fish tank cleaner. I think CNN will pay for your defense team.
Trump recommends this coronavirus miracle drug

Re: Well... shit! Ask a person with Coronavirus anything.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:57 am
by Blast
RD, any updates?

Re: Well... shit! Ask a person with Coronavirus anything.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:58 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Blast wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:57 amRD, any updates?
I'm back to normal. Feel fine. The wife gets up and about a few times a day but she's really tired and takes a lot of naps.

Our freak son has yet to show any symptoms. I'm going to start draining his blood and selling it to medical science.

Re: Well... shit! Ask a person with Coronavirus anything.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:56 pm
by Blast
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:58 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:57 amRD, any updates?
I'm back to normal. Feel fine. The wife gets up and about a few times a day but she's really tired and takes a lot of naps.

Our freak son has yet to show any symptoms. I'm going to start draining his blood and selling it to medical science.
It's she still coughing a lot and fever or is she on the downhill side?

Re: Well... shit! Ask a person with Coronavirus anything.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:57 pm
by megman
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:58 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:57 amRD, any updates?
I'm back to normal. Feel fine. The wife gets up and about a few times a day but she's really tired and takes a lot of naps.

Our freak son has yet to show any symptoms. I'm going to start draining his blood and selling it to medical science.
Good news.

Have you made her a sandwich yet?

Re: Well... shit! Ask a person with Coronavirus anything.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:58 pm
by beagleboy
It seems many MANY people who are infected don't actually ever show any symptoms.

Re: Well... shit! Ask a person with Coronavirus anything.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:09 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Blast wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:56 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:58 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:57 amRD, any updates?
I'm back to normal. Feel fine. The wife gets up and about a few times a day but she's really tired and takes a lot of naps.

Our freak son has yet to show any symptoms. I'm going to start draining his blood and selling it to medical science.
It's she still coughing a lot and fever or is she on the downhill side?
Her cough is a lot better. Fever is way down but not gone.

Re: Well... shit! Ask a person with Coronavirus anything.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:11 pm
by Reservoir Dog
megman wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:57 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:58 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:57 amRD, any updates?
I'm back to normal. Feel fine. The wife gets up and about a few times a day but she's really tired and takes a lot of naps.

Our freak son has yet to show any symptoms. I'm going to start draining his blood and selling it to medical science.
Good news.

Have you made her a sandwich yet?
I offered to, does that count?

Re: Well... shit! Ask a person with Coronavirus anything.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:46 pm
by Animal
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:11 pm I offered to, does that count?
only if you have your hair in a man bun and you're holding a laundry basket.

Re: Well... shit! Ask a person with Coronavirus anything.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:49 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Flumper wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:46 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:11 pm I offered to, does that count?
only if you have your hair in a man bun and you're holding a laundry basket.
Hair? What's that?

Re: Well... shit! Ask a person with Coronavirus anything.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:53 pm
by B-Tender
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:49 pm
Flumper wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:46 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:11 pm I offered to, does that count?
only if you have your hair in a man bun and you're holding a laundry basket.
Hair? What's that?
That gray stuff on your face every November.

Re: Well... shit! Ask a person with Coronavirus anything.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:05 pm
by Reservoir Dog
B-Tender wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:53 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:49 pm
Flumper wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:46 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:11 pm I offered to, does that count?
only if you have your hair in a man bun and you're holding a laundry basket.
Hair? What's that?
That gray stuff on your face every November.
I still haven't shaved since the bet two Movembers ago. :lol:

Re: Well... shit! Ask a person with Coronavirus anything.

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:46 pm
by Charliesheen
Bump

Re: Well... shit! Ask a person with Coronavirus anything.

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:40 pm
by Blast
Charliesheen wrote: Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:46 pmBump
*first bump* i ain't shaken no hands today.