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Post by Flumper » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:41 pm

Is there a way for more than one person to travel in a vehicle if you are trying to achieve social distancing measures required for Coronavirus protection?

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Post by megman » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:46 pm

Flumper wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:41 pm
Is there a way for more than one person to travel in a vehicle if you are trying to achieve social distancing measures required for Coronavirus protection?
The trunk.
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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:46 pm

Flumper wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:41 pm
Is there a way for more than one person to travel in a vehicle if you are trying to achieve social distancing measures required for Coronavirus protection?
School bus?
Are both people alive?

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Post by Flumper » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:47 pm

megman wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:46 pm
Flumper wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:41 pm
Is there a way for more than one person to travel in a vehicle if you are trying to achieve social distancing measures required for Coronavirus protection?
The trunk.
i left off "serious replies only". thanks.

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Post by Flumper » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:49 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:46 pm
Flumper wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:41 pm
Is there a way for more than one person to travel in a vehicle if you are trying to achieve social distancing measures required for Coronavirus protection?
School bus?
Are both people alive?
i don't have access to any school buses and "yes" all people in this model are alive.

Let's assume there are 4 people that you have to transport to a jobsite each morning with the drive time being around 45 minutes (one way). Pre-virus they all ride in the same truck (double cab) and not problem. But, now?

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Post by CaptQuint » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:53 pm

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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."

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Post by megman » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:53 pm

Flumper wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:47 pm
megman wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:46 pm
Flumper wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:41 pm
Is there a way for more than one person to travel in a vehicle if you are trying to achieve social distancing measures required for Coronavirus protection?
The trunk.
i left off "serious replies only". thanks.
You obviously never had your turn when going to the drive-in. 8-)
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Post by Flumper » Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:56 pm

megman wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:53 pm
Flumper wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:47 pm
megman wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:46 pm
Flumper wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:41 pm
Is there a way for more than one person to travel in a vehicle if you are trying to achieve social distancing measures required for Coronavirus protection?
The trunk.
i left off "serious replies only". thanks.
You obviously never had your turn when going to the drive-in. 8-)
lol. i remember one time using my dad's car and we put two guys in the trunk and they got out with fish hooks and lures stuck all over them.

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Post by Burn1dwn » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:07 pm

Trump and Co. are able to do it with 6 people standing on a 10' x 5' stage. So it shouldn't be an issue.

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Post by Wut » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:17 pm

Seal a plastic bag tightly around each person's neck.

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Post by Flumper » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:21 pm

What time do the smarter people log on?

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Post by megman » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:26 pm

You are suppose to be self-isolating, so you can't car pool anyone.
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Post by B-Tender » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:56 pm

megman wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:53 pm
Flumper wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:47 pm
megman wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:46 pm
Flumper wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 6:41 pm
Is there a way for more than one person to travel in a vehicle if you are trying to achieve social distancing measures required for Coronavirus protection?
The trunk.
i left off "serious replies only". thanks.
You obviously never had your turn when going to the drive-in. 8-)
There is still an operating Drive in theater less than a mile from my house. It's the only place still showing movies right now.

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Post by Antknot » Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:09 pm

Racal Vadic level 4 biohazard suits.
Scott air packs and decon showers after.

Or body condoms.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:17 pm

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Post by Flumper » Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:30 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:17 pm
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does that completely stop the virus? or is it a cure if you are already infected?

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:37 pm

Flumper wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:30 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:17 pm
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does that completely stop the virus? or is it a cure if you are already infected?
The test trials are still pending.
About an hour ago my wife said she'd like to take a shower. I nixed the idea and told her if she gets too funky smelling I'll spray her down with some Febreze.

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Post by Flumper » Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:39 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:37 pm
The test trials are still pending.
About an hour ago my wife said she'd like to take a shower. I nixed the idea and told her if she gets too funky smelling I'll spray her down with some Febreze.
that sounds like solid medical advice. you never want these sick people to become too clean. its better to let them sit in their sweat and virus soaked clothing for as long as possible. If they don't stew in the mess they got themselves into they won't learn how to act when they are let back into the public population.

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Post by Evvanrenea » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:13 am

Wipe everything down with Clorox wipes before. Hand out masks. Everyone wash or hand sanitize prior the getting in and wipe everything down after. Good luck?
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Post by Evvanrenea » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:13 am

Oh and goggles lol
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Post by Blast » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:18 am

If they're dead they're not contagious, I think.
Fuckin' lil' whipper snappers!

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Post by FSchmertz » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:23 am

Do you have access to rolls of polyethylene?

That plus duct tape and you can create isolation cubicles in the car. Four door car, cube for each passenger.

P.S. Won't be able to use the rear view mirror or passenger side mirror. Probably not legal, but any cop would probably be amused and not issue a ticket?

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Post by Evvanrenea » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:29 am

FSchmertz wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:23 am
Do you have access to rolls of polyethylene?

That plus duct tape and you can create isolation cubicles in the car. Four door car, cube for each passenger.

P.S. Won't be able to use the rear view mirror or passenger side mirror. Probably not legal, but any cop would probably be amused and not issue a ticket?
Sounds like a sweaty situation
Your silence sucks.

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Post by Smok44 » Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:34 am

PIck up with extended bed stocked with these

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