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Positives of the Kung Flu

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Post by Stapes » Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:39 pm

I was driving the other night and it was a shocker to see so many restaurants and bars closed. I was thinking that one positive aspect is that DUI arrests and deaths are probably going to plummet nationally to record low numbers.
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Post by FreakShowFanatic » Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:46 pm

Stapes wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:39 pm
I was driving the other night and it was a shocker to see so many restaurants and bars closed. I was thinking that one positive aspect is that DUI arrests and deaths are probably going to plummet nationally to record low numbers.
I was just telling my wife that it's amazing how 90% of the workforce can be laid off & yet we're still fine, living home with cable TV, Internet, great food etc. It just goes to show how we don't need to be paying all of this sick money to professional athletes, entertainers, restaurants, theaters, bars, etc. etc.

How in fucking God's name can people be starving to death in this country and left out to be homeless? It just goes to show how ruthless and greedy people can be. We can't provide just a little bit more to help people in need? Think about it.

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Post by Antknot » Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:46 pm

Anybody see any numbers on how anti covid measures are affecting the flu? It's got to be making it less than normal, right?

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Post by CHEEZY17 » Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:55 am

When this finally blows over and we get the ok to try to get back to normal the bars and restaurants are going to be packed. The ones that can survive anyway.
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Post by Stapes » Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:08 pm

Not a good time for strippers
Not in the a.m. bro.

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Post by QillerDaemon » Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:23 pm

Stapes wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:08 pm
Not a good time for strippers
https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/ ... ivery.html
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.

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Post by Stapes » Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:25 pm

QillerDaemon wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:23 pm
Stapes wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:08 pm
Not a good time for strippers
https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/ ... ivery.html
I would definitely use that service.
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Post by Geist » Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:06 pm

CHEEZY17 wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:55 am
When this finally blows over and we get the ok to try to get back to normal the bars and restaurants are going to be packed. The ones that can survive anyway.
And cases are gonna surge.

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Post by CHEEZY17 » Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:45 pm

Geist wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:06 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:55 am
When this finally blows over and we get the ok to try to get back to normal the bars and restaurants are going to be packed. The ones that can survive anyway.
And cases are gonna surge.
For sure. We're gonna see another jump. This ain't over until there's a vaccine.
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Post by Flumper » Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:48 pm

CHEEZY17 wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:45 pm
Geist wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:06 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:55 am
When this finally blows over and we get the ok to try to get back to normal the bars and restaurants are going to be packed. The ones that can survive anyway.
And cases are gonna surge.
For sure. We're gonna see another jump. This ain't over until there's a vaccine.
hmm. i'm not sure that is a fact. from what i have heard these viruses spread, then go apeshit (spiking), and then vanish. and this one should be no different, unless you know something that I haven't heard.

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Post by B-Tender » Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:59 pm

CHEEZY17 wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:55 am
When this finally blows over and we get the ok to try to get back to normal the bars and restaurants are going to be packed. The ones that can survive anyway.
There's going to a lot of hairy chicks that have missed their wax appointments.

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Post by Antknot » Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:02 pm

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Post by Charliesheen » Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:44 pm

B-Tender wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:59 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:55 am
When this finally blows over and we get the ok to try to get back to normal the bars and restaurants are going to be packed. The ones that can survive anyway.
There's going to a lot of hairy chicks that have missed their wax appointments.
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Post by CHEEZY17 » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:06 am

Flumper wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:48 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:45 pm
Geist wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:06 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:55 am
When this finally blows over and we get the ok to try to get back to normal the bars and restaurants are going to be packed. The ones that can survive anyway.
And cases are gonna surge.
For sure. We're gonna see another jump. This ain't over until there's a vaccine.
hmm. i'm not sure that is a fact. from what i have heard these viruses spread, then go apeshit (spiking), and then vanish. and this one should be no different, unless you know something that I haven't heard.
I think we've all heard/read the same stuff. I just mean there are going to be cases for awhile. We will think we're fine and then government will give the OK but there are still going to be some cases that pop up after that. Maybe more than a few.
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Post by Blast » Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:39 am

You know, if this kills enough old people we won't bhave to worry about social security.
Fuckin' lil' whipper snappers!

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Post by FreakShowFanatic » Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:53 am

Blast wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:39 am
You know, if this kills enough old people we won't bhave to worry about social security.
The problem is that the only thing it's "killed" thus far is the US economy.

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Post by CaptQuint » Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:11 am

FreakShowFanatic wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:53 am
Blast wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:39 am
You know, if this kills enough old people we won't bhave to worry about social security.
The problem is that the only thing it's "killed" thus far is the US economy.
And 17 thousand people
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Post by FreakShowFanatic » Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:34 am

CaptQuint wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:11 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:53 am
Blast wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:39 am
You know, if this kills enough old people we won't bhave to worry about social security.
The problem is that the only thing it's "killed" thus far is the US economy.
And 17 thousand people
If you were a true warrior you would understand that they were expendable. LOL, I saw interviews with senior citizens and even they said they are expendable for the better cause of the majority of people in US. Shit man, a little pussy like you, I'm sure you're still looking for your free handout. :lol:

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Post by CaptQuint » Tue Mar 24, 2020 11:35 am

Boomers are known as the "me generation" because they're inherently martyrs. It's true. :lol:
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Post by Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty » Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:36 pm

We are going to lose a lot of the lower iq range. And old people. And Americans.

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Post by HighNDry » Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:42 pm

Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:36 pm
We are going to lose a lot of the lower iq range. And old people. And Americans.
So basically everyone here.
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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:43 pm

HighNDry wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:42 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:36 pm
We are going to lose a lot of the lower iq range. And old people. And Americans.
So basically everyone here.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by HowieTheHat » Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:17 pm

Stapes wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:08 pm
Not a good time for strippers
Or massage girls!
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Post by B-Tender » Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:31 pm

I've not had an alcoholic beverage for two weeks now. I'm not sure if that is a positive.

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Post by Flumper » Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:42 pm

B-Tender wrote:
Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:31 pm
I've not had an alcoholic beverage for two weeks now. I'm not sure if that is a positive.
i'm still trying to wrap my head around why Liquor Stores are listed as "essential business".

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