First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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Re: First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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Stapes wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:42 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:43 am We get it, WTC can be less than bright. Do we really need to beat him down all the fucking time? That and FSF kills the actual conversation.
Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
Wouldn't a better analogy be Odin vs Thor? I mean Zeus is Greek mythology and Thor is Norse. Oh never mind.......who am I to question the most intelligent poster.
I was thinking he was comparing the head God so I thought it was suppose or should be Zeus and Odin. But yeah.
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Re: First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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impotent :lol:
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Re: First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:43 am We get it, WTC can be less than bright. Do we really need to beat him down all the fucking time? That and FSF kills the actual conversation.
Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
I'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.
Your really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,
You walk in a room and on the bed there are 2 dogs, 4 cats, one giraffe, 5 cows and a duck, with 3 chickens flying above a chair; how many legs are on the floor?
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Re: First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:43 am We get it, WTC can be less than bright. Do we really need to beat him down all the fucking time? That and FSF kills the actual conversation.
Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
I'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.
Your really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,
Hurt from what? I don't know you, but I know you're not the smartest here. By far, you're not. I don't need to ask you any questions. And concept of what? Do you know what that means?
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Re: First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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DandyDon wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:05 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:43 am We get it, WTC can be less than bright. Do we really need to beat him down all the fucking time? That and FSF kills the actual conversation.
Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
I'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.
Your really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,
You walk in a room and on the bed there are 2 dogs, 4 cats, one giraffe, 5 cows and a duck, with 3 chickens flying above a chair; how many legs are on the floor?
10
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Re: First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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Flumper wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:10 am
DandyDon wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:05 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:43 am We get it, WTC can be less than bright. Do we really need to beat him down all the fucking time? That and FSF kills the actual conversation.
Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
I'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.
Your really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,
You walk in a room and on the bed there are 2 dogs, 4 cats, one giraffe, 5 cows and a duck, with 3 chickens flying above a chair; how many legs are on the floor?
6
No you forgot the chair.
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Re: First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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Flumper wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:10 am
DandyDon wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:05 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:43 am We get it, WTC can be less than bright. Do we really need to beat him down all the fucking time? That and FSF kills the actual conversation.
Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
I'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.
Your really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,
You walk in a room and on the bed there are 2 dogs, 4 cats, one giraffe, 5 cows and a duck, with 3 chickens flying above a chair; how many legs are on the floor?
10
Ninja edit, but I got you lol.
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Re: First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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necronomous wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:11 am
Flumper wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:10 am
DandyDon wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:05 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
I'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.
Your really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,
You walk in a room and on the bed there are 2 dogs, 4 cats, one giraffe, 5 cows and a duck, with 3 chickens flying above a chair; how many legs are on the floor?
6
No you forgot the chair.
yes, i did, but i got it on the edit. you quick bastard.
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Re: First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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Flumper wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:12 am
necronomous wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:11 am
Flumper wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:10 am
DandyDon wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:05 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pm

I'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.
Your really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,
You walk in a room and on the bed there are 2 dogs, 4 cats, one giraffe, 5 cows and a duck, with 3 chickens flying above a chair; how many legs are on the floor?
6
No you forgot the chair.
yes, i did, but i got it on the edit. you quick bastard.
Lol, I just refreshed after answered.
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DandyDon wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:05 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:43 am We get it, WTC can be less than bright. Do we really need to beat him down all the fucking time? That and FSF kills the actual conversation.
Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
I'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.
Your really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,
You walk in a room and on the bed there are 2 dogs, 4 cats, one giraffe, 5 cows and a duck, with 3 chickens flying above a chair; how many legs are on the floor?
:lol: :lol: :lol: There's the UJR spirit we've been missing. The answer is none. Please give me a "boson Physics" question to keep my interest. Amature
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Re: First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:23 am
DandyDon wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:05 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:43 am We get it, WTC can be less than bright. Do we really need to beat him down all the fucking time? That and FSF kills the actual conversation.
Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
I'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.
Your really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,
You walk in a room and on the bed there are 2 dogs, 4 cats, one giraffe, 5 cows and a duck, with 3 chickens flying above a chair; how many legs are on the floor?
:lol: :lol: :lol: There's the UJR spirit we've been missing. The answer is none. Please give me a "boson Physics" question to keep my interest. Amature
Flumper already answered it correctly, oh most intelligent poster. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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I’d argue the legs of the bed are the only ones on the floor and the duck and the chair are on the bed.
wut?
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Re: First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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the duck?
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Wut wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:30 am I’d argue the legs of the bed are the only ones on the floor and the duck and the chair are on the bed.
That would leave six, unless your feet, and not your legs, are on the floor, which would leave four.
wut?
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Re: First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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Wut wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:30 am I’d argue the legs of the bed are the only ones on the floor and the duck and the chair are on the bed.
4 legs of the bed, 4 legs of the chair, and 2 of yours when you walked into the room. Unless your feet arent part of your legs.
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DandyDon wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:33 am
Wut wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:30 am I’d argue the legs of the bed are the only ones on the floor and the duck and the chair are on the bed.
4 legs of the bed, 4 legs of the chair, and 2 of yours when you walked into the room.
An alternate reading of the sentence puts the chair on the bed.
wut?
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Only on UJR could this turn into a debate. :lol:
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DandyDon wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:36 am Only on UJR could this turn into a debate. :lol:
God you're so wrong.
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necronomous wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:39 am
DandyDon wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:36 am Only on UJR could this turn into a debate. :lol:
God you're so wrong.
No he isn’t.
wut?
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Wut wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:40 am
necronomous wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:39 am
DandyDon wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:36 am Only on UJR could this turn into a debate. :lol:
God you're so wrong.
No he isn’t.
Source?!
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necronomous wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:41 am
Wut wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:40 am
necronomous wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:39 am
DandyDon wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:36 am Only on UJR could this turn into a debate. :lol:
God you're so wrong.
No he isn’t.
Source?!
None, just felt a Monty Python argument starting.
wut?
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Wut wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:43 am
necronomous wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:41 am
Wut wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:40 am
necronomous wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:39 am
DandyDon wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:36 am Only on UJR could this turn into a debate. :lol:
God you're so wrong.
No he isn’t.
Source?!
None, just felt a Monty Python argument starting.
Lol. I'm just jabbing. I'm done arguing here. Getting too tired.
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Re: First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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Wut wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:43 am
necronomous wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:41 am
Wut wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:40 am
necronomous wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:39 am
DandyDon wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:36 am Only on UJR could this turn into a debate. :lol:
God you're so wrong.
No he isn’t.
Source?!
None, just felt a Monty Python argument starting.
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Re: First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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*go fuck yourself
*you're moms a whore

im thinking hashtags or maybe a just have a cooler/bouncer smiley would be better.
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porky wrote: Sat Jul 11, 2020 1:07 am *go fuck yourself
*you're moms a whore

im thinking hashtags or maybe a just have a cooler/bouncer smiley would be better.
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