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I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.
My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
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Re: and now the latest shit
So... your kid is a racist?Blast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.
My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
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not my kid, an employeeDeathproof wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:14 amSo... your kid is a racist?Blast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.
My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
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Blast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.
My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
My insults are just fine Bloat Lord
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Your insults are Union Strong... so they can't stand on their own merit.Stapes wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:04 amBlast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.
My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
My insults are just fine Bloat Lord
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Speaking of my kids, stay out of Belvidere or you'll find out what is like to be flayed with a spoon. A wooden spoon.Deathproof wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:14 amSo... your kid is a racist?Blast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.
My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
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Are you talking about that shitty little rockford suburb? Dude, that's like an hour and a half west of me, where there's nothing of interest to me. You ain't shit, but you dont have to worry about me darkening your doorstep.Blast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:16 amSpeaking of my kids, stay out of Belvidere or you'll find out what is like to be flayed with a spoon. A wooden spoon.Deathproof wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:14 amSo... your kid is a racist?Blast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.
My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
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It's not my doorstep I'm worried about, hell let me know when you're in the area next and I'll buy the booze first round. My youngest likes booze as much as me and doesn't make the best decisions, that's why you need to stay away. I blame her mother.Deathproof wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:49 amAre you talking about that shitty little rockford suburb? Dude, that's like an hour and a half west of me, where there's nothing of interest to me. You ain't shit, but you dont have to worry about me darkening your doorstep.Blast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:16 amSpeaking of my kids, stay out of Belvidere or you'll find out what is like to be flayed with a spoon. A wooden spoon.Deathproof wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:14 amSo... your kid is a racist?Blast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.
My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
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I have a friend who lives in an even smaller little shitty hamlet next to belvidere, for some fucking reason. PM me her name, I'll ask him if he knows her.Blast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:32 amIt's not my doorstep I'm worried about, hell let me know when you're in the area next and I'll buy the booze first round. My youngest likes booze as much as me and doesn't make the best decisions, that's why you need to stay away. I blame her mother.Deathproof wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:49 amAre you talking about that shitty little rockford suburb? Dude, that's like an hour and a half west of me, where there's nothing of interest to me. You ain't shit, but you dont have to worry about me darkening your doorstep.Blast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:16 amSpeaking of my kids, stay out of Belvidere or you'll find out what is like to be flayed with a spoon. A wooden spoon.Deathproof wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:14 amSo... your kid is a racist?Blast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.
My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
I appreciate the offer, but I cant imagine a set of circumstances in which I'd find myself over there.
Also, I would like to know what you mean by "bad decision".
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I'm in Eau Claire, heading back to Milwaukee next week. I'll fight your daughter.Blast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:32 amIt's not my doorstep I'm worried about, hell let me know when you're in the area next and I'll buy the booze first round. My youngest likes booze as much as me and doesn't make the best decisions, that's why you need to stay away. I blame her mother.Deathproof wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:49 amAre you talking about that shitty little rockford suburb? Dude, that's like an hour and a half west of me, where there's nothing of interest to me. You ain't shit, but you dont have to worry about me darkening your doorstep.Blast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:16 amSpeaking of my kids, stay out of Belvidere or you'll find out what is like to be flayed with a spoon. A wooden spoon.Deathproof wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:14 amSo... your kid is a racist?Blast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.
My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
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Well, you gotta be proud of something in your life.
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