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I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.

My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
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Blast wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.

My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
So... your kid is a racist?
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Deathproof wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:14 am
Blast wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.

My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
So... your kid is a racist?
not my kid, an employee
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Blast wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.

My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.

My insults are just fine Bloat Lord
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Stapes wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:04 am
Blast wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.

My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.

My insults are just fine Bloat Lord
Your insults are Union Strong... so they can't stand on their own merit.
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Deathproof wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:14 am
Blast wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.

My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
So... your kid is a racist?
Speaking of my kids, stay out of Belvidere or you'll find out what is like to be flayed with a spoon. A wooden spoon.
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Blast wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:16 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:14 am
Blast wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.

My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
So... your kid is a racist?
Speaking of my kids, stay out of Belvidere or you'll find out what is like to be flayed with a spoon. A wooden spoon.
Are you talking about that shitty little rockford suburb? Dude, that's like an hour and a half west of me, where there's nothing of interest to me. You ain't shit, but you dont have to worry about me darkening your doorstep.
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Deathproof wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:49 am
Blast wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:16 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:14 am
Blast wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.

My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
So... your kid is a racist?
Speaking of my kids, stay out of Belvidere or you'll find out what is like to be flayed with a spoon. A wooden spoon.
Are you talking about that shitty little rockford suburb? Dude, that's like an hour and a half west of me, where there's nothing of interest to me. You ain't shit, but you dont have to worry about me darkening your doorstep.
It's not my doorstep I'm worried about, hell let me know when you're in the area next and I'll buy the booze first round. My youngest likes booze as much as me and doesn't make the best decisions, that's why you need to stay away. I blame her mother.
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Blast wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:32 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:49 am
Blast wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:16 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:14 am
Blast wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.

My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
So... your kid is a racist?
Speaking of my kids, stay out of Belvidere or you'll find out what is like to be flayed with a spoon. A wooden spoon.
Are you talking about that shitty little rockford suburb? Dude, that's like an hour and a half west of me, where there's nothing of interest to me. You ain't shit, but you dont have to worry about me darkening your doorstep.
It's not my doorstep I'm worried about, hell let me know when you're in the area next and I'll buy the booze first round. My youngest likes booze as much as me and doesn't make the best decisions, that's why you need to stay away. I blame her mother.
I have a friend who lives in an even smaller little shitty hamlet next to belvidere, for some fucking reason. PM me her name, I'll ask him if he knows her.
I appreciate the offer, but I cant imagine a set of circumstances in which I'd find myself over there.

Also, I would like to know what you mean by "bad decision".
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Blast wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:32 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:49 am
Blast wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 3:16 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:14 am
Blast wrote: Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:04 am I have been dubbed the Shit Lord at work, and I have embraced it and strike a pose where I am holding up and examining a ball of manure whenever someone says it.

My trouble child disagrees with 90% of what I declare, but if he knew what the fuck he was actually doing I wouldn't have my job, he would. Except he's a bit of an asshat. Think Stapes but more personality and better insults. He brings something up he thinks I haven't considered and I hit him with that and 4 other issues related, then several other potential solutions.
So... your kid is a racist?
Speaking of my kids, stay out of Belvidere or you'll find out what is like to be flayed with a spoon. A wooden spoon.
Are you talking about that shitty little rockford suburb? Dude, that's like an hour and a half west of me, where there's nothing of interest to me. You ain't shit, but you dont have to worry about me darkening your doorstep.
It's not my doorstep I'm worried about, hell let me know when you're in the area next and I'll buy the booze first round. My youngest likes booze as much as me and doesn't make the best decisions, that's why you need to stay away. I blame her mother.
I'm in Eau Claire, heading back to Milwaukee next week. I'll fight your daughter.
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Well, you gotta be proud of something in your life.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
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