Harry Pothead

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jsdspif
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Harry Pothead

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When I worked fast food there was a kid there that we called Harry Pothead,because he looked like Harry Potter and he was stoned most of the time. One night they sent him emptying garbage and about 45 minutes later the manager was looking for him and I said the last I saw him he was taking out the garbage but that was a while ogo. So she goes out to the garbage area and he's out there smoking dope. He made a bong out of a little plastic milk bottle,straw and foil. One time he was pretty stoned and he had to make a burger with no mustard but he put mustard on it. Which happens to pretty much everybody.So he made another one but put mustard on it. So that's burger number 2. He made 3 more and put mustard on all of them. At that time the manager clocked him out and told him he coulod leave but the kid didn't know what to do,so the manager escorted him out to his car. Another time another guy there would look through peoples jackets for stuff to steal and he found a bag of weed in the kids jacket. He took the bag and barely pulled it out of the pocket and he went and told the manager that he saw a bag of weed sticking out of the kids pocket so the manager told the kid to take the weed out to his car. Not too long after that I realized the kid hadn't been to work for a while and when I mentioned it the manager said she had to let him go. I said wow,it's just getting where you can't smoke bong at the dumpsters and bring weed into work. She said "we didn't fire him for that,he had 3 no call-no shows and this company doesn't accept that".
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I often wonder where Harry is now.
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Definitely stay committed.
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Flumper wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:18 pm I often wonder where Harry is now.
He’s at Potworts
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Flumper wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:18 pm I often wonder where Harry is now.
I like jsdspif a lot. His entire previous history seems to be interacting with freaks, the mentally unstable and malcontents. He's a perfect fit for UJR.
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I have some kickass gummies in my possession now. A great man once said, if you want to kick the liquor smoke some dope
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