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I just heard a guy say "I had a fart that smelled so bad it had a chain attached to it".
Everybody laughed their asses off.

I don't get it. Do any of you know what it means?
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Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 3:15 am I just heard a guy say "I had a fart that smelled so bad it had a chain attached to it".
Everybody laughed their asses off.

I don't get it. Do any of you know what it means?
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I don’t get it. Something about a dead body chained to an anchor? That’s too far removed from the chain....

Nothing else I can come up with.

Inside joke maybe?
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the fart came out, only this time it was chained to his ass, so he couldn't get away from it. He was literally chained to his fart.

its not very funny. those people were being overly polite or sucking up.
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If I had to take a guess: the analogy was that the chain was attached to something dead, rotting and decaying hence the putrid smell. Perhaps a trapped animal or imprisoned corpse: its really up to the listener to fill in that blank though.
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:chopwood:
Smok44 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 3:22 am Why didn't you just ask one of the laughing?
I didnt want to be the only one there who had to ask. Probably how W/CTC feels 24/7.
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So far Cheezy's idea sounds best, but it's not even funny.
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I took a dump at a local little dive bar. The place is small and the bathroom was really small,just room for the toilet and urinal and sink. I had a little bit of an upset stomach and it stunk bad. As I walked out a guy was walking in and the guy happened to be sitting at the table next to me. When he came out and sat down he told his friends" I don't know what the fuck whoever shit in there had to eat but it wanted out. It stinks to high hell in there". I turned around and told him "thank you,you've been a really beautiful audience". But I said it in my Elvis voice. His friends laughed their ass of but the guy was pissed. I didn't hang around after that.
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I was mid dump on a multi stall loo when I heard the door open. Then I hear “Woo! COURTISY FLUSH!!!”
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When I was in jail if you didn’t flush the second Your deuce hit the water you’d get your ass beat.
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Charliesheen wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:57 pm When I was in jail if you didn’t flush the second Your deuce hit the water you’d get your ass beat.
Wait, you were in jail?
wut?
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Wut wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 8:15 pm
Charliesheen wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:57 pm When I was in jail if you didn’t flush the second Your deuce hit the water you’d get your ass beat.
Wait, you were in jail?
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