provocateur?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 2:57 amOnce you go mature, you'll never go back to******* What's the name of a young stud that rhymes with mature?
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So all soft and cuddly until she falls asleep?Blast wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 2:34 amYou need a completely different personality.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 2:27 amWhat every male wants. In your pants. The hunk photo didn't work- figured I would try the kink angle.
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More like not desperate and rapeyCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 3:06 amSo all soft and cuddly until she falls asleep?Blast wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 2:34 amYou need a completely different personality.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 2:27 amWhat every male wants. In your pants. The hunk photo didn't work- figured I would try the kink angle.
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Too James Bondish. Let's see- Brochure, allure, contour, ensure, epicure. Nothing seems to fit. Hey, I've got it. "Once you go mature, you'll never go back to premature". Brilliant.Animal wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 3:06 amprovocateur?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 2:57 amOnce you go mature, you'll never go back to******* What's the name of a young stud that rhymes with mature?
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It's better that way. I'm a little Brad Pitt. A little Jonah Hill. And all Jamie Fox. If he were Eddie Murphy in the clumps.disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:52 pmSheesh dude. Just wanted to like know you. Screw it. I'll make you up in my head then.sin cal hd wrote: ↑Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:02 pmIs it really that important?
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I fucking love Jonah Hill legit. I would let him do unthinkable things to my body.sin cal hd wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 6:16 amIt's better that way. I'm a little Brad Pitt. A little Jonah Hill. And all Jamie Fox. If he were Eddie Murphy in the clumps.disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:52 pmSheesh dude. Just wanted to like know you. Screw it. I'll make you up in my head then.sin cal hd wrote: ↑Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:02 pmIs it really that important?
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Even chubby Jonah Hill.
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Really? Even chubby Jonah Hill? I’m not buying it.
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I'm not selling it, I'm telling it. My man lost approx 35 lbs recently, but before that he was chubby, muscular cuz of all the shit he does, but not skinny or like a gq man lol. Sense of humor, cute face, blue eyes

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Sense of humor, cute face, blue eyes
Sound like me
Sound like me

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Come on, you've met my man. Even men would date him.
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Wow, 35 pounds. Good for him! He sounds dreamy.disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 6:27 pmI'm not selling it, I'm telling it. My man lost approx 35 lbs recently, but before that he was chubby, muscular cuz of all the shit he does, but not skinny or like a gq man lol. Sense of humor, cute face, blue eyes![]()
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she liked to ride in the basket on his cart in Walmart.HighNDry wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 6:44 pmWow, 35 pounds. Good for him! He sounds dreamy.disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 6:27 pmI'm not selling it, I'm telling it. My man lost approx 35 lbs recently, but before that he was chubby, muscular cuz of all the shit he does, but not skinny or like a gq man lol. Sense of humor, cute face, blue eyes![]()
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LOL...I don't remember that version of ETAnimal wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 6:51 pmshe liked to ride in the basket on his cart in Walmart.HighNDry wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 6:44 pmWow, 35 pounds. Good for him! He sounds dreamy.disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 6:27 pmI'm not selling it, I'm telling it. My man lost approx 35 lbs recently, but before that he was chubby, muscular cuz of all the shit he does, but not skinny or like a gq man lol. Sense of humor, cute face, blue eyes![]()
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Oooh, like he was so fat he needed a motorized vehicle? Fucking hardlyAnimal wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 6:51 pmshe liked to ride in the basket on his cart in Walmart.HighNDry wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 6:44 pmWow, 35 pounds. Good for him! He sounds dreamy.disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Jan 28, 2021 6:27 pmI'm not selling it, I'm telling it. My man lost approx 35 lbs recently, but before that he was chubby, muscular cuz of all the shit he does, but not skinny or like a gq man lol. Sense of humor, cute face, blue eyes![]()




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I'm keeping this thread up as an announcement for the mean time.
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When folks go through the registration process is there a notification that they will receive a confirmation e-mail?
Perhaps some people don't realize that they have to go check their e-mail after they register.
Perhaps some people don't realize that they have to go check their e-mail after they register.
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Just after the terms of service agreement (notice how little we enforce any of that...Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 31, 2021 4:22 pmWhen folks go through the registration process is there a notification that they will receive a confirmation e-mail?
Perhaps some people don't realize that they have to go check their e-mail after they register.

"Please note that you will need to enter a valid email address before your account is activated. You will receive an email at the address you provide that contains an account activation link."
So I'm pretty sure they know. But that's why I'm leaving this topic up for a while.
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Just saying, I tried like 3 times to register with no confirmation emails. Finally, after a few weeks I just reached out yo ER on IG. That worked. I never received any emails in spam or otherwise for registration. Luckily, I'm friends off the board with a few folks.
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You know what QD? You always have good advice. Just like when you told me to ram you up the azz. It's a good thing 'cause I swear my dick might have fallen off otherwise you pathetic dolt. Thanks for your unnecessary moronic advice.
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OK. You're welcome.
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So here I am. I'm actually not stupid. So stop fuckin' around... idiot. Even Chong know you very dumb. So STFU, w/your ignorant BS, cause you are annoying, so STFU... ya dumb.. fuckin' idiot. You want to make me repeat myself. But I know why, 'cause you need to STFU, I've had enough, so what I tell to you is "LATER"..
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And I was pulling for you actually. This is why I don't do the stock market.
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