Attention UJR! I have a really big problem here!

[CentralTexasCrud]

I bought a new pen because I really need to write things down. But the pointy end of the pen where the ink comes out seems to be stuck inside the pen. I tried to pry it out with a toothpick but that didn't work. This is complete BS. We can put men on the moon but we can't make a quality pen? This would never happen back in the old days when America built quality things. Total BS! I'm at my wits end and I'm out of ideas. Does anyone know how to get the pointy end of a pen unstuck from inside the pen? Any suggestions would be appreciated. I would like to resolve this issue quickly so I don't have to start 3 or 4 more threads about this.

Thanks in advance.

Pic for reference.

[Animal]

apparently you haven't stabbed it far enough into your temple.

[CaptQuint]

No promise of tits = no help

[CentralTexasCrud]

No promise of tits = no help

[Stapes]

The pen carriers are going to be changing the ink technology in the next few years leaving all pens obsolete. I blame obama and the squad.

[jsdspif]

take it apart and ream out the hole a little bit with a sharp knife. Was this a serious post or a joke I'm missing.

[HighNDry]

No promise of tits = no help

Screw the pen. Dip those nipples in ink and use them.

[pork]

you are from texas. treat like you do everything else and suck on it like its your boyfriend

[Reservoir Dog]

I'd recommend using a pencil...

But then you'd start a thread asking how to use a pencil sharpener.

[Animal]

HOW BOUT YOU TYPE THINGS DOWN ON THAT FUCKING LAPTOP.?

the reason we know that laptop isn't his is because he doesn't know how to work the camera on his phone.

[Reservoir Dog]

HOW BOUT YOU TYPE THINGS DOWN ON THAT FUCKING LAPTOP.?

the reason we know that laptop isn't his is because he doesn't know how to work the camera on his phone.

Pretty sure his phone doesn't even have a camera.

[Wut]

No promise of tits = no help

Screw the pen. Dip those nipples in ink and use them.

There’s the good advice you’re looking for in UJ.

[Blast]

Take an old shirt, rip a small piece off and roll it up tightly. Insert it into the top of your pen like when you put that glass thermometer in your dickhole. Take a hot glue gun and just barely dab it around the sides so it stays secure then jam it up your ass until the cloth turns brown. Write your notes and repeat the ass jamming until you're done. If brown won't work for you make a long cut at the 11 o'clock position of your right wrist when your thumb is pointed up. Go deep so you get plenty of your bodies natural ink.

[Drunk Blast]

Jam the fucking thing in your neck repeatedly then try and write, if you still can then jump under a passing steam roller

[woohooguy]

Jokes aside, if you want to use the best pen ever made, without costing stupid money, get these -

[*]xxxx://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00HEQRX9E/

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HEQRX9E
(edit: I don't know why your link won't show, but click on the link just above and it will open normally. QD)

I have been using them for almost 5 years now, I buy them in that bulk pack twice a year. I go through 1 per month and I gift them to people I deem worthy.

Hybrid gel ink with exceptional flow for deep black solid lines. Dries almost instantly so even left hand writing will not cause smudges. Pen is solidly built. Synthetic cushioned grip enhances grip comfort for long writing sessions.

Laugh about being particular about pens, but use one of those and you will never want to go back to a regular ball point. Same warning I give everyone I am about to gift one.

Not sure why the link is broke, but energel .7 black pens

[woohooguy]

Jokes aside, if you want to use the best pen ever made, without costing stupid money, get these -

[*]xxxx://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00HEQRX9E/

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HEQRX9E
(edit: I don't know why your link won't show, but click on the link just above and it will open normally. QD)

I have been using them for almost 5 years now, I buy them in that bulk pack twice a year. I go through 1 per month and I gift them to people I deem worthy.

Hybrid gel ink with exceptional flow for deep black solid lines. Dries almost instantly so even left hand writing will not cause smudges. Pen is solidly built. Synthetic cushioned grip enhances grip comfort for long writing sessions.

Laugh about being particular about pens, but use one of those and you will never want to go back to a regular ball point. Same warning I give everyone I am about to gift one.

Not sure why the link is broke, but energel .7 black pens

Thanks QD!

[necronomous]

Take it apart. Unstick the clicker part. Put it back together

[CentralTexasCrude]

Weird. I was sitting there and my ears started burning. I figured it might be tomfoolery on this site.

[Blast]

No one was up.

[Vitamin E]

This would never happen with a Ticonderoga.

[QillerDaemon]

I figured it might be tomfoolery on this site.

He's not a member here.

[rule34]

More your speed

[Hyperv12]

More your speed

He eats those.

[HighNDry]

More your speed

He eats those.

LOL, and wonders why they all taste the same even though they’re different colors.

[B-Tender]

More your speed

He eats those.

LOL, and wonders why they all taste the same even though they’re different colors.

ok, knda funny