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disco.moon wrote: Sat Sep 18, 2021 12:18 am
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It must be tough to be a photographer exploring the wilds of NJ. Probably have to go 2,3 hours between Starbucks coffee.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Sep 18, 2021 12:27 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Sep 18, 2021 12:25 am It must be tough to be a photographer exploring the wilds of NJ. Probably have to go 2,3 hours between Starbucks coffee.
I made this yesterday because I knew you'd say something stupid.

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It must be tough being a lonely old man in Kerrville. Must go 2-3 days without speaking to someone
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Sep 18, 2021 12:27 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Sep 18, 2021 12:25 am It must be tough to be a photographer exploring the wilds of NJ. Probably have to go 2,3 hours between Starbucks coffee.
I made this yesterday because I knew you'd say something stupid.

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I didn't take this picture. I just think it's cool.

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I’m spending all my free time cleaning this house up for sale. I s’pose there's a sense of pride and accomplishment when you build up an inventory of spent $10 vodka handles and chocolate milk bottles.

Entire contents of the house abandoned. I’m offering deep discounts on piss-stained mattresses, bedding, furniture, and carpeting.
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Wow....
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Charliesheen wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:41 pm I’m spending all my free time cleaning this house up for sale. I s’pose there's a sense of pride and accomplishment when you build up an inventory of spent $10 vodka handles and chocolate milk bottles.

Entire contents of the house abandoned. I’m offering deep discounts on piss-stained mattresses, bedding, furniture, and carpeting.
Have you considered purchasing property for short term rentals/VRBO? I did the long term let thing for a while and the stress that came with tenants moving in and out wasnt worth it. I only do short term now
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Charliesheen wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:32 pm Image
That looks like the same vodka I buy lol. Unlike bourbon I've never seen the point in buying top shelf vodka.
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Ya cheap vodka is it for me. If it’s triple distilled the hangover is tolerable.

I mean, it blends well with top tier mixers like Diet Mountain Dew and Diet A&W Rootbeer.
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I’ll spare the gang the pic of the mattress. I had to clean that toilet up for the gf. She was gonna squat in the shower. Fortunately there was a new, unused bottle of bowl cleaner. Imagine that…
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Charliesheen wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 12:07 am Image

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I’ll spare the gang the pic of the mattress. I had to clean that toilet up for the gf. She was gonna squat in the shower. Fortunately there was a new, unused bottle of bowl cleaner. Imagine that…
Get the fuck out.........I would want to hire a hit man and have them killed
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Dude.

I have to store his belongings for 15 days after paying $1500 for the eviction. Since he hasn’t paid rent for 7 months another 15 days isn’t Dick.

I can’t just dispose of his shit. If it’s worth more than $700 I have to have a public auction, deduct my expenses but not the back rent and give the proceeds to the state.

He broke in after the eviction and took what he wanted, including bank statements. But he left his tax info. The guy clears way too much money in pensions to claim covid poverty.

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It's sad when people hit the end of their useful lives and resort to abusing alcohol. Charlie, give your former tenet directions to Kerrville, Texas and a link to this forum. This forum is funny again because DM returned!
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Do any of you guys know how to Madison?
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 12:37 pm It's really cool and foggy here this morning. I took a drive to one of my favorite cemeteries. The trees at this place look so awesome in the fog

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disco.moon wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:23 am
Charliesheen wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 3:08 am Dude.

I have to store his belongings for 15 days after paying $1500 for the eviction. Since he hasn’t paid rent for 7 months another 15 days isn’t Dick.

I can’t just dispose of his shit. If it’s worth more than $700 I have to have a public auction, deduct my expenses but not the back rent and give the proceeds to the state.

He broke in after the eviction and took what he wanted, including bank statements. But he left his tax info. The guy clears way too much money in pensions to claim covid poverty.

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WTF?!! also how the hell does poo get on the OUTSIDE of a toilet? Someone lived like that. It's just mind-boggling. I get anxious if there's dishes in the sink ffs.
Funny you mention that. I live alone and can be as big a slob as I wish, except when there’s company. After enduring this bullshit I make my bed almost every day.

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disco.moon wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 12:37 pm It's really cool and foggy here this morning. I took a drive to one of my favorite cemeteries. The trees at this place look so awesome in the fog

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Great pic.

Makes me wish I were there. I mean, on the surface.
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Do you fiddle with apertures and exposures or just leave them on auto?
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