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Re: What will you be doing with your $1400 stimulus money?

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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:24 am I read that if you bought Bitcoin with the last one, you would have $30K now.
but that's more of what a republican would do. see rather than buy stock in Shake 'n Bake, these people will just buy a case of the stuff they make and eat it and get heart disease and die. its the life cycle of a democrat.
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:26 am
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:24 am I read that if you bought Bitcoin with the last one, you would have $30K now.
I read that if you bought Bitcoin with the last one, you would have a newer camaro now.
I'm a Cunuck. I've been getting $2K a month since this started. And our PM didnt paper his friends hands with relief money.
And I broke two ribs on Christmas Day. X-ray, Hospital visit, drugs. $0.
And I drive a Sonata. Old man car.
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I can't season pork chops with stocks dammit!

Pork chops are tasty
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:33 am I can't season pork chops with stocks dammit!

Pork chops are tasty
Have you tried brining pork chops? It’s fantastic.
wut?
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Wut wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:36 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:33 am I can't season pork chops with stocks dammit!

Pork chops are tasty
Have you tried brining pork chops? It’s fantastic.
No I haven't, will it help me acquire democrat heart diease?
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:39 am
Wut wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:36 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:33 am I can't season pork chops with stocks dammit!

Pork chops are tasty
Have you tried brining pork chops? It’s fantastic.
No I haven't, will it help me acquire democrat heart diease?
I think us being Democrats, we automatically get it no matter what our diets are.

Get a brine recipe, salt and brown sugar etc., maybe a little Worcestershire sauce, as a marinate for thick chops, and grill them. As good of a chop as you’ll find in a good restaurant.
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Wut wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:45 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:39 am
Wut wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:36 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:33 am I can't season pork chops with stocks dammit!

Pork chops are tasty
Have you tried brining pork chops? It’s fantastic.
No I haven't, will it help me acquire democrat heart diease?
I think us being Democrats, we automatically get it no matter what our diets are.

Get a brine recipe, salt and brown sugar etc., maybe a little Worcestershire sauce, as a marinate for thick chops, and grill them. As good of a chop as you’ll find in a good restaurant.
I have a vacuum marinater that is really good for infusing beef, pork and chicken.
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Re: What will you be doing with your $1400 stimulus money?

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Wut wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:45 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:39 am
Wut wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:36 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:33 am I can't season pork chops with stocks dammit!

Pork chops are tasty
Have you tried brining pork chops? It’s fantastic.
No I haven't, will it help me acquire democrat heart diease?
I think us being Democrats, we automatically get it no matter what our diets are.

Get a brine recipe, salt and brown sugar etc., maybe a little Worcestershire sauce, as a marinate for thick chops, and grill them. As good of a chop as you’ll find in a good restaurant.
Go to Sam's or Costco and buy a big pork tenderloin whole. take it home and cut it into about 2 inch thick steaks. then do your brining to those and learn to cook them.
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Re: What will you be doing with your $1400 stimulus money?

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Wut wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:45 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:39 am
Wut wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:36 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:33 am I can't season pork chops with stocks dammit!

Pork chops are tasty
Have you tried brining pork chops? It’s fantastic.
No I haven't, will it help me acquire democrat heart diease?
I think us being Democrats, we automatically get it no matter what our diets are.

Get a brine recipe, salt and brown sugar etc., maybe a little Worcestershire sauce, as a marinate for thick chops, and grill them. As good of a chop as you’ll find in a good restaurant.
I'll need some brown sugar
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Go to Sam's or Costco :lol:
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:32 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:26 am
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:24 am I read that if you bought Bitcoin with the last one, you would have $30K now.
I read that if you bought Bitcoin with the last one, you would have a newer camaro now.
I'm a Cunuck. I've been getting $2K a month since this started. And our PM didnt paper his friends hands with relief money.
And I broke two ribs on Christmas Day. X-ray, Hospital visit, drugs. $0.
And I drive a Sonata. Old man car.
$2,000 a month! Your system sucks!
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 3:12 am
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:32 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:26 am
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:24 am I read that if you bought Bitcoin with the last one, you would have $30K now.
I read that if you bought Bitcoin with the last one, you would have a newer camaro now.
I'm a Cunuck. I've been getting $2K a month since this started. And our PM didnt paper his friends hands with relief money.
And I broke two ribs on Christmas Day. X-ray, Hospital visit, drugs. $0.
And I drive a Sonata. Old man car.
$2,000 a month! Your system sucks!
And they are back in the red zone due to some Fleming College flunkies. :lol:
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Kraft Mac and Cheese is a staple if you have kids. I think its mandatory in the kid guide book. I think a lot of them go through a phase where thats pretty much all they will eat.
As an adult I dont mind it. Its not exactly high cuisine but it gets the job done.
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megman wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 3:24 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 3:12 am
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:32 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:26 am
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:24 am I read that if you bought Bitcoin with the last one, you would have $30K now.
I read that if you bought Bitcoin with the last one, you would have a newer camaro now.
I'm a Cunuck. I've been getting $2K a month since this started. And our PM didnt paper his friends hands with relief money.
And I broke two ribs on Christmas Day. X-ray, Hospital visit, drugs. $0.
And I drive a Sonata. Old man car.
$2,000 a month! Your system sucks!
And they are back in the red zone due to some Fleming College flunkies. :lol:
For fukk sakes. College kids had a big ass party. Doubled our numbers. Lots of them nursing students.
The big debate is how much should we hate them?
You get more than $2000 a month Mr Dog?
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:45 pm
megman wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 3:24 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 3:12 am
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:32 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:26 am
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:24 am I read that if you bought Bitcoin with the last one, you would have $30K now.
I read that if you bought Bitcoin with the last one, you would have a newer camaro now.
I'm a Cunuck. I've been getting $2K a month since this started. And our PM didnt paper his friends hands with relief money.
And I broke two ribs on Christmas Day. X-ray, Hospital visit, drugs. $0.
And I drive a Sonata. Old man car.
$2,000 a month! Your system sucks!
And they are back in the red zone due to some Fleming College flunkies. :lol:
For fukk sakes. College kids had a big ass party. Doubled our numbers. Lots of them nursing students.
The big debate is how much should we hate them?
You get more than $2000 a month Mr Dog?
I get nothing. Haven't received a cent. I've never even applied for it.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:53 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:45 pm
megman wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 3:24 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 3:12 am
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:32 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:26 am

I read that if you bought Bitcoin with the last one, you would have a newer camaro now.
I'm a Cunuck. I've been getting $2K a month since this started. And our PM didnt paper his friends hands with relief money.
And I broke two ribs on Christmas Day. X-ray, Hospital visit, drugs. $0.
And I drive a Sonata. Old man car.
$2,000 a month! Your system sucks!
And they are back in the red zone due to some Fleming College flunkies. :lol:
For fukk sakes. College kids had a big ass party. Doubled our numbers. Lots of them nursing students.
The big debate is how much should we hate them?
You get more than $2000 a month Mr Dog?
I get nothing. Haven't received a cent. I've never even applied for it.
Spoken like you look down on those that do apply. Do you?
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 3:37 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:53 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:45 pm
megman wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 3:24 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 3:12 am
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:32 am

I'm a Cunuck. I've been getting $2K a month since this started. And our PM didnt paper his friends hands with relief money.
And I broke two ribs on Christmas Day. X-ray, Hospital visit, drugs. $0.
And I drive a Sonata. Old man car.
$2,000 a month! Your system sucks!
And they are back in the red zone due to some Fleming College flunkies. :lol:
For fukk sakes. College kids had a big ass party. Doubled our numbers. Lots of them nursing students.
The big debate is how much should we hate them?
You get more than $2000 a month Mr Dog?
I get nothing. Haven't received a cent. I've never even applied for it.
Spoken like you look down on those that do apply. Do you?
Fuck no. That money is available for a reason and has helped countless people. If you need it, you need it. All the power to you. But I don't need it, so I don't take it.
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Animal wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:37 am it warms my heart to see what the suffering masses plan to do with their urgently needed rescue funds. its like watching lotto winners making plans.
I suspect much of the stim money will go to just that, lottery tickets
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Wut wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:36 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:33 am I can't season pork chops with stocks dammit!

Pork chops are tasty
Have you tried brining pork chops? It’s fantastic.
Capt brines his pork chops with Yuenling and Rice a Roni
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When I make "City Chicken" I use a pork tenderloin. Hope this helps.
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Biker wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 3:59 pm
Wut wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:36 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:33 am I can't season pork chops with stocks dammit!

Pork chops are tasty
Have you tried brining pork chops? It’s fantastic.
Capt brines his pork chops with Yuenling and Rice a Roni
I’ve used beer for hot sausage to good effect.
wut?
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how do i get one of those checks
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pork wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:21 pm how do i get one of those checks
I would recommend going to the other side of town, just across the tracks and opening up a "Free Money Today" store. People come in and you have them fill out a form that signs over their $1400 stimulus check to you in exchange for $900 cash money on the spot.
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Animal wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:29 pm
pork wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 6:21 pm how do i get one of those checks
I would recommend going to the other side of town, just across the tracks and opening up a "Free Money Today" store. People come in and you have them fill out a form that signs over their $1400 stimulus check to you in exchange for $900 cash money on the spot.
Sad thing is that the poors would be all over the instant gratification
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i am looking into. thnks. my concern is the checks they bring in arent worth the 900 i cash them out for
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