What will you be doing with your $1400 stimulus money?

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What will you be doing with your $1400 stimulus money?

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I’ll bet all my fellow Republicans will be donating theirs to charity.
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Looks like I don’t get anything this time around, I would just blow it all on my reef tank, I’m really addicted
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I'll be donating mine to the Pete needs a heater in his shop foundation.
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I may go whale watching, get some work done on my house in Pittsburgh, and get the car back there tuned up.
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I’ll donate to Meals on wheels again.
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What will you do Who?
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Antknot wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:17 am I’ll donate to Meals on wheels again.
Again? Flumper said Republicans make too much money to receive democratic stim checks
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I'll be repairing a propane fueled whole house generator and hooking it up to my house.
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it warms my heart to see what the suffering masses plan to do with their urgently needed rescue funds. its like watching lotto winners making plans.
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I'll also be purchasing a crate of Shake and Bake seasoning for pork chops
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The wife and I will just pool ours together and use it to pay off the bathroom redo.
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What's cocaine going for nowadays?
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Wut wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:10 am I may go whale watching, get some work done on my house in Pittsburgh, and get the car back there tuned up.
Do the Weight Watchers do aquafit there?
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Stapes wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:51 am What's cocaine going for nowadays?
High because of covid
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:04 am
Stapes wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:51 am What's cocaine going for nowadays?
High because of covid
Just between you and me...... I've heard you have to be careful with leaving your coke unattended with a certain someone.
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Stapes wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:06 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:04 am
Stapes wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:51 am What's cocaine going for nowadays?
High because of covid
Just between you and me...... I've heard you have to be careful with leaving your coke unattended with a certain someone.
If that certain someone is topless they can have all the cocaine and pancakes they want.
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Antknot wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:17 am What will you do Who?
I’ll be donating part of it to my local marijuana dispensary, then some of it to the hard working servers @ the local Insurrectionist hangouts and probably waste the rest on shake and bake
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DO NOT SNORT THE SHAKE AND BAKE PACKETS

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Who wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:11 am
Antknot wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:17 am What will you do Who?
I’ll be donating part of it to my local marijuana dispensary, then some of it to the hard working servers @ the local Insurrectionist hangouts and probably waste the rest on shake and bake
^ That's all code for adult diapers, life alert bracelets, and a Pat Boone Walk-in bathtub.
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Animal wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:14 am
Who wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:11 am
Antknot wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:17 am What will you do Who?
I’ll be donating part of it to my local marijuana dispensary, then some of it to the hard working servers @ the local Insurrectionist hangouts and probably waste the rest on shake and bake
^ That's all code for adult diapers, life alert bracelets, and a Pat Boone Walk-in bathtub.
Dude it’s only $1400 a primo ounce costs $400 and the magic vape pens are about a c note.
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:13 am DO NOT SNORT THE SHAKE AND BAKE PACKETS

I cannot stress this enough
Are you sure, have you tried it?
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Wut wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:20 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:13 am DO NOT SNORT THE SHAKE AND BAKE PACKETS

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Are you sure, have you tried it?
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I read that if you bought Bitcoin with the last one, you would have $30K now.
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:24 am I read that if you bought Bitcoin with the last one, you would have $30K now.
I read that if you bought Bitcoin with the last one, you would have a newer camaro now.
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