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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sat Apr 03, 2021 2:56 pm

I'm totally gonna buy one of these things. In the Damascus! :D

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Post by megman » Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:22 pm

SPAMMER!!!

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:28 pm

FUCK YOU, SHORESY!
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Post by HighNDry » Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:34 pm

I refuse to believe that this company has sold even one of these overpriced pieces of shit.
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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:37 pm

HighNDry wrote:
Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:34 pm
I refuse to believe that this company has sold even one of these overpriced pieces of shit.
WRONG! I know for a fact that they have sold at least 1.
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Post by Geist » Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:30 pm

How the fuck am I supposed to know if I'm dreaming?

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Post by Animal » Sat Apr 03, 2021 6:47 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:37 pm
HighNDry wrote:
Sat Apr 03, 2021 3:34 pm
I refuse to believe that this company has sold even one of these overpriced pieces of shit.
WRONG! I know for a fact that they have sold at least 1.
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Post by woohooguy » Sat Apr 03, 2021 10:14 pm

Last thing I bought I didn’t need was a slap chop.
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Post by disco.moon » Sat Apr 03, 2021 10:28 pm

woohooguy wrote:
Sat Apr 03, 2021 10:14 pm
Last thing I bought I didn’t need was a slap chop.
They are the most useless things. I hate mine. The onions are always getting stuck up in there.

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Post by jsdspif » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:32 pm

my son bought an air cannon gizmo that was pretty weird. He shot his cat with it and the cat instantly shit. He didn't shoot it again after that.

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Post by nerd_alert » Sun Apr 04, 2021 5:26 am

disco.moon wrote:
Sat Apr 03, 2021 10:28 pm
woohooguy wrote:
Sat Apr 03, 2021 10:14 pm
Last thing I bought I didn’t need was a slap chop.
They are the most useless things. I hate mine. The onions are always getting stuck up in there.
Didn't there used to be a guy on the old UJ that was named Slap Chop? Or was it Chop a Ho? Lol!

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Post by Gunzen » Sun Apr 04, 2021 6:34 am

I just bought a 40k camper.

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Post by Hyperv12 » Sun Apr 04, 2021 8:43 am

Geist wrote:
Sat Apr 03, 2021 5:30 pm
How the fuck am I supposed to know if I'm dreaming?
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Post by disco.moon » Sun Apr 04, 2021 11:16 am

nerd_alert wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 5:26 am
disco.moon wrote:
Sat Apr 03, 2021 10:28 pm
woohooguy wrote:
Sat Apr 03, 2021 10:14 pm
Last thing I bought I didn’t need was a slap chop.
They are the most useless things. I hate mine. The onions are always getting stuck up in there.
Didn't there used to be a guy on the old UJ that was named Slap Chop? Or was it Chop a Ho? Lol!
There was a guy who used that av! I don't remember his name tho.
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Post by disco.moon » Sun Apr 04, 2021 11:16 am

Gunzen wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 6:34 am
I just bought a 40k camper.
But you guys need that! That'll be fun!

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Post by Blast » Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:41 pm

The book money must be flowing
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Post by QillerDaemon » Sun Apr 04, 2021 4:05 pm

I got this on backorder. Do I *need* it? No, but I want it. Am I going to get it no matter how much it chaps my poor wife's ass? You goddam right! Part of that stimulus check is mine, she needs to remember.

Eastwood MRG mandola, acoustic-electric.
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Post by jsdspif » Mon Apr 05, 2021 2:52 pm

didn't Donnie Van Zandt used to play something like that with 38 special? Not every song just some songs. He ritired from touring,he has some type of hearing damge,I think something like Brian Johnson has? 38 special I swear used to play here once or twice a year thru out the 80's. Those mfer's kicked some major ass.

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Post by QillerDaemon » Mon Apr 05, 2021 6:35 pm

Yes, he does/did. But a lot of guitarists play the mandolin as a backup instrument. Jimmy Page was introduced to it by John Paul Jones, and he even had a double headed guitar-mandolin he used on stage. Nancy Wilson of Heart is an excellent player, so is Tommy Shaw of Styx, and Peter Buck of REM. And Chris Cornell. The drummer of The Band Levon Helm could tear up a mandolin. Those are just off the top of my head.

What I'm buying is the bigger brother of the mandolin, the mandola. It's like the viola is to the violin, tuned lower. It has a deeper and mellower sound, not as sharp as the mandolin. It's also a little easier on my aging hands.
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Post by Gunzen » Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:50 am

QillerDaemon wrote:
Sun Apr 04, 2021 4:05 pm
I got this on backorder. Do I *need* it? No, but I want it. Am I going to get it no matter how much it chaps my poor wife's ass? You goddam right! Part of that stimulus check is mine, she needs to remember.

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That is awesome!

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Post by necronomous » Tue Apr 06, 2021 2:15 pm

Most of what everyone owns.
ALL liberals are racist/NAZIS. That's my starting point.

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