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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:39 pm

What is red and pink and hanging out of your dog’s mouth?
Your baby’s leg.

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Post by Hyperv12 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:39 pm

What do you call an epileptic water-skiing?


Skip

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:45 pm

Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?
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Post by Hyperv12 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:41 pm

Why is Stephen Hawking crap as a comedian?

He can’t do stand-up

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Post by Hyperv12 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:49 pm

Say what you like about paedophiles at least they drive slow around schools.

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Post by Hyperv12 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:58 pm

What is black and at the top of the staircase?




Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Post by Hyperv12 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:10 pm

What’s 18 inches long, stiff and makes women cry all night long?


Cot Death.

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Post by Stapes » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:16 pm

What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable.


Getting her back in the wheelchair.
I blame Biker.

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Post by Hyperv12 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:20 pm

Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first?



So you can cum on its face as it goes in.

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Post by Hyperv12 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:26 pm

Is this thread for only sick jokes or are offensive jokes allowed too?

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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:34 pm

Hyperv12 wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:26 pm
Is this thread for only sick jokes or are offensive jokes allowed too?
My vote would be all offensive jokes

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Post by Hyperv12 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:50 pm

Whackov wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:34 pm
Hyperv12 wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:26 pm
Is this thread for only sick jokes or are offensive jokes allowed too?
My vote would be all offensive jokes
Mine too, I got more than a few of those, I’m out of baby jokes and and to my mind they’re pretty sick too.

Example;

What’s the worst thing about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:55 pm

Hyperv12 wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:50 pm
Whackov wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:34 pm
Hyperv12 wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:26 pm
Is this thread for only sick jokes or are offensive jokes allowed too?
My vote would be all offensive jokes
Mine too, I got more than a few of those, I’m out of baby jokes and and to my mind they’re pretty sick too.

Example;

What’s the worst thing about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
How do you get a Jewish girl’s number?

You look on her wrist.

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Post by Hyperv12 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:06 pm

what's the difference between a jew and santa?-
-santa comes down the chimney.

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Post by Hyperv12 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:09 pm

Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!

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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:13 pm

A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Let's go screw those kids." The rabbi replies, "Outta what?"

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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:15 pm

What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron

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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:16 pm

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black.

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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:18 pm

What did they call the Oompa Loompas at Auschwitz?
Concentrated orange Jews.

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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:19 pm

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13

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Post by peterosehaircut » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:39 pm

How do you pick up a hot Jewish girl?


With a broom and dust pan.

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Post by Hyperv12 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:50 pm

What do you do when you see a Pakistani drowning?

Throw him his wife and kids.

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Post by Hyperv12 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:52 pm

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a Ford Taurus driving over a cliff?


A waste of space, the Taurus seats 5.

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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:03 pm

I feel like pedophiles get a bad rep, people should feel bad for them, they have a hard time fitting in.

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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:04 pm

Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream

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