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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:05 pm

What does it taste like when you go down on a old lady?
Depends...

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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:12 pm

What do japanese men do when they have an erection?
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Post by Hyperv12 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:26 pm

What’s the difference between an Escalade and a black man?


The Escalade doesn’t start singing Old Man River when you put chains on it.

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Re: Sick jokes

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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:32 pm

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don't worry neither have they.

What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shtt?

A show off

How do you kill 200 flies at once?

Hit an ethiopian kid in the face with a frying pan

How do you get 100 ethiopians in a phone booth?

Throw a can of beans in there.

How do you get them out?

Run by with a can opener.

How do you kill 100 ethiopians?

Throw a biscuit off a cliff.

Whats the best part of an ethiopian blowjob?

You just know she is gonna swallow

What do you call an ethiopian with bucked teeth?

A rake

What do you call 2 ethiopians in a sleeping bag

Twix

What do you call an ethiopian on hunger strike

Ethiopian

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Post by Hyperv12 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:33 pm

What do sick jokes & a kid with cancer got in common?



They never get old.

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Post by Hyperv12 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:41 pm

How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman?



Take a Shit in her cunt.

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Post by Hyperv12 » Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:45 pm

Whats the best thing about fucking twenty nine year olds?















There's twenty of them.

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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:32 pm

Whats the difference between a black guy and Batman.

A black guy can't go out at night without Robin.

Why do black people like playing basketball?

They can run, steal, and shoot.

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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:33 pm

why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?
she was a woman.

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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:36 pm

A catholic priest had a terrible case of prostatitis and the doctors decided he could die if he didn't ejaculate to relieve the pressure. A few of the male church members dicussed it with the priest and he finally consented to have sex with a woman but with three conditions. The men said,"of course Father what are your conditions?"

the priest said, "she must be blind so she can not see who I am"

the men agreed, "what else?" They ask.

the priest said,"she must be deaf, so she cannot hear who I am"

"of course" said the men, "what is you last condition?"

"Big tits!"

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Re: Sick jokes

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Post by Burn1dwn » Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:59 pm

Whackov wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:32 pm
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don't worry neither have they.

What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shtt?

A show off

How do you kill 200 flies at once?

Hit an ethiopian kid in the face with a frying pan

How do you get 100 ethiopians in a phone booth?

Throw a can of beans in there.

How do you get them out?

Run by with a can opener.

How do you kill 100 ethiopians?

Throw a biscuit off a cliff.

Whats the best part of an ethiopian blowjob?

You just know she is gonna swallow

What do you call an ethiopian with bucked teeth?

A rake

What do you call 2 ethiopians in a sleeping bag

Twix

What do you call an ethiopian on hunger strike

Ethiopian
Some of those brought back some elementary school flashbacks.

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Re: Sick jokes

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Post by Whackov » Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:12 pm

Burn1dwn wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:59 pm
Whackov wrote:
Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:32 pm
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don't worry neither have they.

What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shtt?

A show off

How do you kill 200 flies at once?

Hit an ethiopian kid in the face with a frying pan

How do you get 100 ethiopians in a phone booth?

Throw a can of beans in there.

How do you get them out?

Run by with a can opener.

How do you kill 100 ethiopians?

Throw a biscuit off a cliff.

Whats the best part of an ethiopian blowjob?

You just know she is gonna swallow

What do you call an ethiopian with bucked teeth?

A rake

What do you call 2 ethiopians in a sleeping bag

Twix

What do you call an ethiopian on hunger strike

Ethiopian
Some of those brought back some elementary school flashbacks.
For me, it is Polack jokes

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Post by Hyperv12 » Sat Apr 10, 2021 8:13 am

What’s black and has 37 tits?




The trash can at the cancer clinic.

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Post by Hyperv12 » Sat Apr 10, 2021 9:10 am

How do you know you’re in backwoods Alabama?



You finger your kid sister and find your dads wedding ring up there.

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Post by Hyperv12 » Sat Apr 10, 2021 9:34 am

Did you hear about the Thalidomide porn star?




He has an arm the size of a babys cock!

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Post by Whackov » Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:49 am

A man opens the door for his moother-in-law
And declares, "Oh, long time, no see! This is a surprise. How long will you be staying with us, this time, then?"

The mother-in-law, trying to be polite, jokinly replies with a big grin, "Until you get sick of me."

"Oh, really? You won't even stay for a cup of coffee?"

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Post by Whackov » Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:51 am

Who is the best jewish cook?
Hitler.

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Post by Whackov » Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:52 am

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it’s only for victims.

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Post by Whackov » Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:53 am

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young sons’ innocence, the mother turns around and says “Don’t worry. That was an insect.”
To which one of the boys replies “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a dick like that.”

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Post by Whackov » Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:54 am

What do you get if you put a baby in a microwave?
An erection.

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Post by Whackov » Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:55 am

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?
It was dead.

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Post by Whackov » Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:57 am

What has getting your girlfriend pregnant and locking your keys in the car got in common?
Both problems can be easily fixed with a coat hanger.

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Post by Whackov » Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:02 am

What’s does Donald Trump’s hair and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole.

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Post by Whackov » Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:02 am

What’s the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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Post by Whackov » Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:04 am

After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm? My penis.

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