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Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:05 pm
by Whackov
What does it taste like when you go down on a old lady?
Depends...
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:12 pm
by Whackov
What do japanese men do when they have an erection?
Vote
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:26 pm
by Hyperv12
What’s the difference between an Escalade and a black man?
The Escalade doesn’t start singing Old Man River when you put chains on it.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:32 pm
by Whackov
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry neither have they.
What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shtt?
A show off
How do you kill 200 flies at once?
Hit an ethiopian kid in the face with a frying pan
How do you get 100 ethiopians in a phone booth?
Throw a can of beans in there.
How do you get them out?
Run by with a can opener.
How do you kill 100 ethiopians?
Throw a biscuit off a cliff.
Whats the best part of an ethiopian blowjob?
You just know she is gonna swallow
What do you call an ethiopian with bucked teeth?
A rake
What do you call 2 ethiopians in a sleeping bag
Twix
What do you call an ethiopian on hunger strike
Ethiopian
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:33 pm
by Hyperv12
What do sick jokes & a kid with cancer got in common?
They never get old.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:41 pm
by Hyperv12
How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman?
Take a Shit in her cunt.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:45 pm
by Hyperv12
Whats the best thing about fucking twenty nine year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:32 pm
by Whackov
Whats the difference between a black guy and Batman.
A black guy can't go out at night without Robin.
Why do black people like playing basketball?
They can run, steal, and shoot.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:33 pm
by Whackov
why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?
she was a woman.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:36 pm
by Whackov
A catholic priest had a terrible case of prostatitis and the doctors decided he could die if he didn't ejaculate to relieve the pressure. A few of the male church members dicussed it with the priest and he finally consented to have sex with a woman but with three conditions. The men said,"of course Father what are your conditions?"
the priest said, "she must be blind so she can not see who I am"
the men agreed, "what else?" They ask.
the priest said,"she must be deaf, so she cannot hear who I am"
"of course" said the men, "what is you last condition?"
"Big tits!"
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:59 pm
by Burn1dwn
Whackov wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:32 pm
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry neither have they.
What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shtt?
A show off
How do you kill 200 flies at once?
Hit an ethiopian kid in the face with a frying pan
How do you get 100 ethiopians in a phone booth?
Throw a can of beans in there.
How do you get them out?
Run by with a can opener.
How do you kill 100 ethiopians?
Throw a biscuit off a cliff.
Whats the best part of an ethiopian blowjob?
You just know she is gonna swallow
What do you call an ethiopian with bucked teeth?
A rake
What do you call 2 ethiopians in a sleeping bag
Twix
What do you call an ethiopian on hunger strike
Ethiopian
Some of those brought back some elementary school flashbacks.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 11:12 pm
by Whackov
Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:59 pm
Whackov wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:32 pm
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry neither have they.
What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shtt?
A show off
How do you kill 200 flies at once?
Hit an ethiopian kid in the face with a frying pan
How do you get 100 ethiopians in a phone booth?
Throw a can of beans in there.
How do you get them out?
Run by with a can opener.
How do you kill 100 ethiopians?
Throw a biscuit off a cliff.
Whats the best part of an ethiopian blowjob?
You just know she is gonna swallow
What do you call an ethiopian with bucked teeth?
A rake
What do you call 2 ethiopians in a sleeping bag
Twix
What do you call an ethiopian on hunger strike
Ethiopian
Some of those brought back some elementary school flashbacks.
For me, it is Polack jokes
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 8:13 am
by Hyperv12
What’s black and has 37 tits?
The trash can at the cancer clinic.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 9:10 am
by Hyperv12
How do you know you’re in backwoods Alabama?
You finger your kid sister and find your dads wedding ring up there.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 9:34 am
by Hyperv12
Did you hear about the Thalidomide porn star?
He has an arm the size of a babys cock!
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:49 am
by Whackov
A man opens the door for his moother-in-law
And declares, "Oh, long time, no see! This is a surprise. How long will you be staying with us, this time, then?"
The mother-in-law, trying to be polite, jokinly replies with a big grin, "Until you get sick of me."
"Oh, really? You won't even stay for a cup of coffee?"
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:51 am
by Whackov
Who is the best jewish cook?
Hitler.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:52 am
by Whackov
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it’s only for victims.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:53 am
by Whackov
A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young sons’ innocence, the mother turns around and says “Don’t worry. That was an insect.”
To which one of the boys replies “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a dick like that.”
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:54 am
by Whackov
What do you get if you put a baby in a microwave?
An erection.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:55 am
by Whackov
Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:57 am
by Whackov
What has getting your girlfriend pregnant and locking your keys in the car got in common?
Both problems can be easily fixed with a coat hanger.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:02 am
by Whackov
What’s does Donald Trump’s hair and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the asshole.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:02 am
by Whackov
What’s the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 11:04 am
by Whackov
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm? My penis.