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without shitting in the bed?
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Vitamin E wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:27 pm without shitting in the bed?
I’ve never drank coffee. True story.
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HighNDry wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:28 pm
Vitamin E wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:27 pm without shitting in the bed?
I’ve never drank coffee. True story.
You must have amazing sheets.
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Vitamin E wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:29 pm
HighNDry wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:28 pm
Vitamin E wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:27 pm without shitting in the bed?
I’ve never drank coffee. True story.
You must have amazing sheets.
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HighNDry wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:31 pm
Vitamin E wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:29 pm
HighNDry wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:28 pm
Vitamin E wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:27 pm without shitting in the bed?
I’ve never drank coffee. True story.
You must have amazing sheets.
Shit-free, just the way I like them
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Coffee is disgusting. Hope this helps.
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Coffee makes people shit the bed?

That can't be right.
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you shit the bed?
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im sure a scary noise in the night has the same effect on him
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I had an earthquake @ 7:30 yesterday morning. Hard to get back to sleep but I did it.

I’ll have coffee after a restaurant dinner, if further drinking is going to ensue.

And speaking of caffeine, a vodka redbull is an excellent foundation for an excessive evening.
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I can drink coffee at any and all times of the day. The caffeine itself has little direct effect on me, other than too much makes my stomach feel bubbly. At any time, probably a good fifth of my blood is coffee. It really doesn't effect my colon much. If I need to shit, I'll shit, and if I don't, there's always tomorrow.

*But* I have had to reduce the amount of overall coffee the last couple of years. Caffeine itself is not psycho-active, but not drinking coffee can definitely cause me some mental episodes. About ten years ago I swore off coffee for two weeks, and by the third night I couldn't sleep without having mild panic attacks and paranoid spells. Got constipated solid for a week, and took an emergency week off due to complete loss of concentration. At the end of it, I said "fuck it!" and had a nice cup o' joe. Life went back almost immediately to normal. Now just drinking less coffee these days, maybe two cups a day.
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Whoowhee caffeine withdrawal headaches are exquisite.
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I don’t care for coffee during or after dinner. Get between me and the coffee pot in the morning and you might die a painful death.
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I have a 32 oz mug that I fill with iced tea every morning, when that's gone I'll drink ice water until it's time to switch to alcohol.
I have a son in law that only drinks 2 things and that's coffee and beer.
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