Appreciate the small things

[Geist]

Being the first one to poop in a clean toilet

[Charliesheen]

I love those paper toilet seat finish lines.

[Degas]

Is any toilet really clean though?

Now pooping in a freshly made bed... that’s the good stuff.

[Reservoir Dog]

Is any toilet really clean though?

Now pooping in a freshly made bed... that’s the good stuff.

I once pooped in my ex-wife's coffee pot.

True story.

[Degas]

Was the coffee pot incident what instigated the ‘ex’ification of said wife..?

[Reservoir Dog]

Was the coffee pot incident what instigated the ‘ex’ification of said wife..?

No. She was already 'ex'ed.

[Charliesheen]

What’s the term for dropping a deuce in the tank instead of the bowl?

[Geist]

Is any toilet really clean though?

Now pooping in a freshly made bed... that’s the good stuff.

I suppose i should have specified, whatever your home pooper is

[Degas]

Is any toilet really clean though?

Now pooping in a freshly made bed... that’s the good stuff.

I suppose i should have specified, whatever your home pooper is

This guy poops.

[Whackov]

What’s the term for dropping a deuce in the tank instead of the bowl?

Strike 1

[Geist]

Y'all's first go to is always pooping.

It's literally how i start the day. Then again maybe an hour later when everything has shaken into place. Then maybe one nightcrap to round out the evening

[Reservoir Dog]

Y'all's first go to is always pooping.

It's literally how i start the day. Then again maybe an hour later when everything has shaken into place. Then maybe one nightcrap to round out the evening

Holy fuck! How much food do you eat?!?!

[Degas]

Y'all's first go to is always pooping.

Not true, its usual naked ladies, beer and then pooping.

Its like you dont know us at all

[Geist]

Y'all's first go to is always pooping.

It's literally how i start the day. Then again maybe an hour later when everything has shaken into place. Then maybe one nightcrap to round out the evening

Holy fuck! How much food do you eat?!?!

Doesn't matter how much i eat, my bowels have a schedule

[Antknot]

I can't think of anything I appreciate that is small.

Electric bill?

[rule34]

I can't think of anything I appreciate that is small.

Hawk fan can

[Blast]

Y'all's first go to is always pooping.

Look, if shit didn't exist I'd still be long for a job.

A day when shit doesn't go all over the place.

[Blast]

that's the truth

[jsdspif]

Is any toilet really clean though?

Now pooping in a freshly made bed... that’s the good stuff.

I once pooped in my ex-wife's coffee pot.

True story.

When I lived with 2 girls years ago one of the girls had a cat named Sammy. I called it Sammy shit cat because it would shit all over. I came home from work one day and my bedroom door was open and there's a nice gift from Sammy to greet me. I asked the girl and she said she was sorry she must not have closed the door all the way (the stereo for the place was in my room). It pissed me off so I put a lock on the door but after about a week I thought I went overboard,so I hung the key around the doorknob and said there's the key ,just lock the door and hang the key back up. So I get home one day and the door's open and a nice pile of Sammy shit. I was beyond pissed. The girl kept a thing of vaseline petroleum jelly beside the bed. She put it on her lips at night (the lips on her face) the other chick did it too,but not from the cat owners container. I guess that was a beauty secret or something around 1984? Anyway I was so pissed and her door was open and I saw the vaseline so I took it to my room and got out a couple porno mags and jacked off into her vaseline jar. That night when she went to bed she came down with the vaseline and I figured oh shit! Then she said to the other girl"has your vaseline ever liquified?" "Liquified?what are you talking about?" "there's like liquid in mine" So I said "that probably happens if it gets kind of hot,was it by the heat register" "Yeah ,kind of on that little table in my room" "yeah it has probably just melted it a little" so she sticks her finger in it and rubbed it on her lips. I got her good for letting her cat shit in my room 2 times.