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necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 11:03 am Ok, Now it's Personal

By most of uj
Feelings Have Been Hurt by Who
with a double foreword by Animal and Charliesheen,
and an afterword by Necronomous.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:02 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 11:03 am Ok, Now it's Personal

By most of uj
Feelings Have Been Hurt by Who
with a double foreword by Animal and Charliesheen,
and an afterword by Necronomous.
With a special train of consciousness haiku by QD
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 12:14 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 11:03 am Ok, Now it's Personal

By most of uj
:lol: I'M OFFENDED!
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:37 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:02 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 11:03 am Ok, Now it's Personal

By most of uj
Feelings Have Been Hurt by Who
with a double foreword by Animal and Charliesheen,
and an afterword by Necronomous.
I lol'ed at the "afterword" :lol:
Notice how he played right into my devious intent! :twisted:
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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Society is like Laundry. We Have to Separate the Whites

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Animal wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:13 pm Society is like Laundry. We Have to Separate the Whites

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OH FUCK! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:59 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:37 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:02 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 11:03 am Ok, Now it's Personal

By most of uj
Feelings Have Been Hurt by Who
with a double foreword by Animal and Charliesheen,
and an afterword by Necronomous.
I lol'ed at the "afterword" :lol:
Notice how he played right into my devious intent! :twisted:
Lol sure
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:18 pmClassic
My tits: a pop up book

Dm
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:28 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:19 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:18 pmClassic
My tits: a pop up book

Dm
I'm calling my publisher, that's a brilliant idea.
I'm surprised no ones thought of it before.
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necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:51 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:28 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:19 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:18 pmClassic
My tits: a pop up book

Dm
I'm calling my publisher, that's a brilliant idea.
I'm surprised no ones thought of it before.
Who thought of it, but he couldn't get it to work.
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necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:12 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:02 pm Feelings Have Been Hurt by Who
with a double foreword by Animal and Charliesheen,
and an afterword by Necronomous.
With a special train of consciousness haiku by QD
Necronomous says
QD made a bad haiku.
But can *he* write one?

:D
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:15 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:12 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:02 pm Feelings Have Been Hurt by Who
with a double foreword by Animal and Charliesheen,
and an afterword by Necronomous.
With a special train of consciousness haiku by QD
Necronomous says
QD made a bad haiku.
But can he write one?

:D
Apparently :lol:
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necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 11:14 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:15 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:12 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:02 pm Feelings Have Been Hurt by Who
with a double foreword by Animal and Charliesheen,
and an afterword by Necronomous.
With a special train of consciousness haiku by QD
Necronomous says
QD made a bad haiku.
But can he write one?

:D
Apparently :lol:
See edit in OP above... ;)
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
これを グーグル 翻訳に登録してくれておめでとう、バカ。
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QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:06 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 11:14 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:15 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:12 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:02 pm Feelings Have Been Hurt by Who
with a double foreword by Animal and Charliesheen,
and an afterword by Necronomous.
With a special train of consciousness haiku by QD
Necronomous says
QD made a bad haiku.
But can he write one?

:D
Apparently :lol:
See edit in OP above... ;)
I don't know QD
If there is something better
Than DM's hot tits
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 9:33 pm
necronomous wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 9:21 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:06 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 11:14 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:15 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:12 pm

With a special train of consciousness haiku by QD
Necronomous says
QD made a bad haiku.
But can he write one?

:D
Apparently :lol:
See edit in OP above... ;)
I don't know QD
If there is something better
Than DM's hot tits
That's a good one.
:thankyouyellow:
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necronomous wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 9:35 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 9:33 pm
necronomous wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 9:21 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:06 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 11:14 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:15 pm

Necronomous says
QD made a bad haiku.
But can he write one?

:D
Apparently :lol:
See edit in OP above... ;)
I don't know QD
If there is something better
Than DM's hot tits
That's a good one.
:thankyouyellow:
Necronomous can
Eat a huge rotten cock if
He won't post wife's boobs
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Drunk Blast wrote: Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:14 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 9:35 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 9:33 pm
necronomous wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 9:21 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 3:06 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 11:14 pm
Apparently :lol:
See edit in OP above... ;)
I don't know QD
If there is something better
Than DM's hot tits
That's a good one.
:thankyouyellow:
Necronomous can
Eat a huge rotten cock if
He won't post wife's boobs
My wife said fuck off
So I guess you can fuck off
Last line not needed
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Ah hell, Necro at least deserves a nice participation award for that.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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Drunk Blast wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 3:03 am "How to annoy everyone"

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Animal wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:59 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:51 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:28 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:19 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:18 pmClassic
My tits: a pop up book

Dm
I'm calling my publisher, that's a brilliant idea.
I'm surprised no ones thought of it before.
Who thought of it, but he couldn't get it to work.
A bubble pack of Viagra kind of put the kink in it.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 3:33 am Dead Hamster and what to do Next

Written by necronomous

NY TIMES called it a "cat and mouse mystery from front to back, with strange insights from stranger's ideas (maybe in the writers head), really a book written by society, we were all that little girl"
I cried a little
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 11:09 pm
Drunk Blast wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 3:03 am "How to annoy everyone"

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