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disco.moon wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:05 pm Ass and Other Delicacy

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Trailer Park Living: Its everything you thought. And more!

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Living a lie

How I made a mockery of myself on a titty forum

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CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:11 pm Trailer Park Living: Its everything you thought. And more!

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Failure to launch


How I spent my life trying to nail Disco Moon and failed

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My Struggle

An adaptation of a German novel written through the perspective of a true-and definitely blue-intellect. Life on a porno message board surrounded by undesirables.

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CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:11 pm Trailer Park Living: Its everything you thought. And more!

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Wax Rings and Other Plumbing Necessities

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Wine Country Memories

The refclectsoioms odp0*mH9s piu sp02........?


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The Incredible World of Batteries
"C" Batteries- Who knew?

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The mysterious and shocking lack of earthworms in The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania


A scientific analysis of glaciers


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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:19 pm Wine Country Memories

The refclectsoioms odp0*mH9s piu sp02........?


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How to smash an Xbox in three easy steps

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Bathtub Photography
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:26 pm How to Score International Treats One Woman's Tale of Internet Intrigue and Murder

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Air conditioning and rocket science for dummy's

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How to Destroy your Toilet

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I’d have 5 million posts by now if the original UJ didn’t fold.
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How to Understand Muzzies, Blacks, Trannies and Their Peculiar Ways

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How Not to be a Bad Motherfucker

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HighNDry wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:27 pm Bathtub Photography
By Disco.Moon

Includes never-before-seen photos
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A conversation with myselves

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disco.moon wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:31 pm
HighNDry wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:27 pm Bathtub Photography
By Disco.Moon

Includes never-before-seen photos
I'm suing the publisher.
Here’s the publisher’s info:

CTC Publishing
100 Dead Cat Drive
An Old Van, Texas 78028
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