I NEED A MOW NOW

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My back yard is starting to look a bit ghetto.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:32 pm My back yard is starting to look a bit ghetto.
Well... you are in Detroit.
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I did a small section of mine yesterday where the pig poops. It was just about knee high in those small areas. It about killed my back. I've got an old ford that I do the majority of the yard,that is actually quite comfortable,has an aftermarket seat/shock absorber mechanism ,but my lawn mower is just a regular john deered lawnmower and my yard is bumpy. Also played hell with my asshole (hemerhoidal flareup,I must be one of the 7 out of 10 that suffer from the burning and itching,I'm def. not one of the other 3 that actually enjoy it).
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jsdspif wrote: ↑Tue Apr 20, 2021 4:52 pm I did a small section of mine yesterday where the pig poops. It was just about knee high in those small areas. It about killed my back. I've got an old ford that I do the majority of the yard,that is actually quite comfortable,has an aftermarket seat/shock absorber mechanism ,but my lawn mower is just a regular john deered lawnmower and my yard is bumpy. Also played hell with my asshole (hemerhoidal flareup,I must be one of the 7 out of 10 that suffer from the burning and itching,I'm def. not one of the other 3 that actually enjoy it).
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Antknot wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:21 am Image
It has not reached that level of ghetto, thankfully. Normally my lawn is fucking bad ass. Not the best in the subdivision but in the top 10 for sure.
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