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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by pork » Mon May 03, 2021 7:13 pm

megman wrote:
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A Genie appears in front of you and gives you 1 wish that affects the whole world, what would it be?
3 more wishes.
i think the proper answer is more genies as they only allow you one wish

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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by disco.moon » Mon May 03, 2021 7:34 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 7:09 pm
disco.moon wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 6:23 pm
🤭😂 It's UJR all of you have giant pp's and are rich and only do it to hot girls.
Even the Texans?
Two at least.

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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by Hyperv12 » Mon May 03, 2021 8:09 pm

pork wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 7:13 pm
megman wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 11:30 pm
Hyperv12 wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 10:34 pm
A Genie appears in front of you and gives you 1 wish that affects the whole world, what would it be?
3 more wishes.
i think the proper answer is more genies as they only allow you one wish
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Re: Ask Me Anything

#504

Post by disco.moon » Mon May 03, 2021 8:11 pm

BRILLIANT.

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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by necronomous » Mon May 03, 2021 11:36 pm

Does your labia sway in the wind or are they tucked nicely away?
ALL liberals are racist/NAZIS. That's my starting point.

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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by disco.moon » Mon May 03, 2021 11:50 pm

necronomous wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:36 pm
Does your labia sway in the wind or are they tucked nicely away?
I've got a coin slot. My good stuff is tucked. I just touched it in the shower.

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Post by CaptQuint » Mon May 03, 2021 11:54 pm

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Animal wrote:
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I'm really gay and want to bang DT.

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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by disco.moon » Mon May 03, 2021 11:58 pm

:lol: I would be beaten senseless.

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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by theclap » Tue May 04, 2021 12:25 am

disco.moon wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:50 pm
necronomous wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:36 pm
Does your labia sway in the wind or are they tucked nicely away?
I've got a coin slot. My good stuff is tucked. I just touched it in the shower.
Does it accept half dollars?

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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by disco.moon » Tue May 04, 2021 12:31 am

theclap wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 12:25 am
disco.moon wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:50 pm
necronomous wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:36 pm
Does your labia sway in the wind or are they tucked nicely away?
I've got a coin slot. My good stuff is tucked. I just touched it in the shower.
Does it accept half dollars?
No, only nickels that have been smushed by train tracks. It's very particular.

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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by CaptQuint » Tue May 04, 2021 12:34 am

Has to be a northbound Amtrak
Animal wrote:
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I'm really gay and want to bang DT.

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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by Blast » Tue May 04, 2021 12:40 am

Northbound Amtrak? Hang on...

You like shooting?

Pool?

Favorite song to listen to during a thunderstorm?

Do you still have any of your outfits from when you were a dancer?
King Shit of Turd Hill

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Post by Charliesheen » Tue May 04, 2021 1:11 am

Was it hard to walk in them clear plastic come fuck me pumps?
A cunt is a cunt by any other name.

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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue May 04, 2021 2:38 am

disco.moon wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 12:31 am
theclap wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 12:25 am
disco.moon wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:50 pm
necronomous wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:36 pm
Does your labia sway in the wind or are they tucked nicely away?
I've got a coin slot. My good stuff is tucked. I just touched it in the shower.
Does it accept half dollars?
No, only nickels that have been smushed by train tracks. It's very particular.
What about Loonies?
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You both fucked up. You trusted me.

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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by disco.moon » Tue May 04, 2021 8:50 am

Blast wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 12:40 am
Northbound Amtrak? Hang on...

You like shooting?

Pool?

Favorite song to listen to during a thunderstorm?

Do you still have any of your outfits from when you were a dancer?
The last time I shot a gun was last year, it was a handgun and I'm awful at it. I think I want holding it right and ended up shooting into the air. The BF took it from me after that.

Pool - I love playing and swimming.

Thunderstorm music - probably yacht rock.

Outfits from stripping - nada. I left in a hurry and left a real full of clothing. I had the bikinis for a while then tossed em.
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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by disco.moon » Tue May 04, 2021 8:52 am

Charliesheen wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 1:11 am
Was it hard to walk in them clear plastic come fuck me pumps?
The shoes are surprisingly easy to maneuver in. With platform heels, like Barbie wears, all the weight is at the front of the shoe, I can dance and run in them.

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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by disco.moon » Tue May 04, 2021 8:52 am

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 2:38 am
disco.moon wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 12:31 am
theclap wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 12:25 am
disco.moon wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:50 pm
necronomous wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:36 pm
Does your labia sway in the wind or are they tucked nicely away?
I've got a coin slot. My good stuff is tucked. I just touched it in the shower.
Does it accept half dollars?
No, only nickels that have been smushed by train tracks. It's very particular.
What about Loonies?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BB.

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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by Blast » Tue May 04, 2021 11:23 am

disco.moon wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 8:52 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 2:38 am
disco.moon wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 12:31 am
theclap wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 12:25 am
disco.moon wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:50 pm
necronomous wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:36 pm
Does your labia sway in the wind or are they tucked nicely away?
I've got a coin slot. My good stuff is tucked. I just touched it in the shower.
Does it accept half dollars?
No, only nickels that have been smushed by train tracks. It's very particular.
What about Loonies?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BB.
I think he's talking about Canadians smashed by trains.
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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by QillerDaemon » Tue May 04, 2021 11:24 am

disco.moon wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 8:52 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 2:38 am
disco.moon wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 12:31 am
theclap wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 12:25 am
disco.moon wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:50 pm
necronomous wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:36 pm
Does your labia sway in the wind or are they tucked nicely away?
I've got a coin slot. My good stuff is tucked. I just touched it in the shower.
Does it accept half dollars?
No, only nickels that have been smushed by train tracks. It's very particular.
What about Loonies?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BB.
The loonie is the Canadian one dollar coin, because it has an image of the common loonie bird on its tail side.

Kanuckistanis also have a coin called the "toonie", their two dollar coin, which has the image of a polar bear on it.

There is no easy understanding of the quaint but quirky species, the Canadensis vulgaris.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.

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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by disco.moon » Tue May 04, 2021 12:53 pm

Hmmm, I do know one very sexy Canadian and I would let him in. So sure, I'm open to Canadians.

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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue May 04, 2021 1:11 pm

disco.moon wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 12:53 pm
Hmmm, I do know one very sexy Canadian and I would let him in. So sure, I'm open to Canadians.
:wavingyellow:
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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by disco.moon » Tue May 04, 2021 1:26 pm

Blah, blah, something sexy.

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Re: Ask Me Anything

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue May 04, 2021 1:39 pm

I Dream of Jeannie
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Post by megman » Tue May 04, 2021 2:33 pm

disco.moon wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 12:53 pm
Hmmm, I do know one very sexy Canadian and I would let him in. So sure, I'm open to Canadians.
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I'm all hat and no cattle


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Post by disco.moon » Tue May 04, 2021 4:30 pm

Sorry boys, it's someone I know IRL. We go to the same music festival. He's taken as an I, but a girl can fantasize.

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