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New Jersey has the Best Pizza

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Post by Animal » Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:08 pm

We have an authentic Texas style pizza place near me called Dominoes. Its not as good as Little Ceasar's, which is another great Texas pizza place.

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Post by HighNDry » Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:33 pm

Maruca’s Pizza on the Seaside Heights Boardwalk is the best pizza in NJ. Fight me.
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Post by HighNDry » Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:34 pm

Animal wrote:
Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:08 pm
We have an authentic Texas style pizza place near me called Dominoes. Its not as good as Little Ceasar's, which is another great Texas pizza place.
LOL! I heard Pizza Hut is pretty good too.
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Post by Animal » Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:38 pm

HighNDry wrote:
Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:34 pm
Animal wrote:
Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:08 pm
We have an authentic Texas style pizza place near me called Dominoes. Its not as good as Little Ceasar's, which is another great Texas pizza place.
LOL! I heard Pizza Hut is pretty good too.
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Post by HighNDry » Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:41 pm

Animal wrote:
Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:38 pm
HighNDry wrote:
Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:34 pm
Animal wrote:
Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:08 pm
We have an authentic Texas style pizza place near me called Dominoes. Its not as good as Little Ceasar's, which is another great Texas pizza place.
LOL! I heard Pizza Hut is pretty good too.
If you are Bill Gates or a Rockefeller.
Someone has to pay for those sweet, sweet breadsticks.
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Post by jsdspif » Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:04 pm

There's an Italian place in my area that's been in business about 100 years. When we'd eat there for family get togethers (my parents ate there about every Saturday and when family came to town we'd often go there) and my dad would see someone walk in very casually dressed and shake his head "Boy,if the old man saw that he'd be rolling over in his grave. He used to sit at the door and if the men and women weren't dressed just right he'd shake his head,"don't even bother coming in the door" For guy's it was suit and tie. Hell,if he just didn't like the way you looked he'd just tell them to "go the hell back home". Of course,when my dad was telling the story it got pretty animated. Our family only heard the story about 20 times over the years. There pizza is my favorite,they ship it all over the united states,somehow. It's not available at stores and they don't do delivery either. They also have a redwine vinegar dressing that is commercially available locally,or they ship it. My brother in California and my sister in Texas like that so much I send it to them for Christmas.

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Post by Antknot » Fri Apr 30, 2021 10:57 pm

Puccini's Smiling Teeth in Lexington, Ky has the best.


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Post by Smok44 » Sat May 01, 2021 12:19 am

HighNDry wrote:
Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:33 pm
Maruca’s Pizza on the Seaside Heights Boardwalk is the best pizza in NJ. Fight me.
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Post by Asagi_koi » Sat May 01, 2021 1:23 am

You must have never been to Chicago.

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Post by BigRedRetard » Sat May 01, 2021 1:24 am

Asagi_koi wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 1:23 am
You must have never been to Chicago.
I have. Lou Malnetti's sucks compared to real pizza.

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Post by Animal » Sat May 01, 2021 1:29 am

have yall seen those DiGiorno (sp?) in the grocery store? they have one that is three meat. just heat it up.

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Post by HighNDry » Sat May 01, 2021 1:34 am

Animal wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 1:29 am
have yall seen those DiGiorno (sp?) in the grocery store? they have one that is three meat. just heat it up.
DiGiorno? I thought it was delivery.
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Post by Animal » Sat May 01, 2021 1:41 am

HighNDry wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 1:34 am
Animal wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 1:29 am
have yall seen those DiGiorno (sp?) in the grocery store? they have one that is three meat. just heat it up.
DiGiorno? I thought it was delivery.
the one that has the picture of the brick oven on the box is really good. I like to take it off the foil right before the timer goes off to keep the bottom of the crust from being wet.

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Post by megman » Sat May 01, 2021 1:43 am

Animal wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 1:41 am
HighNDry wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 1:34 am
Animal wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 1:29 am
have yall seen those DiGiorno (sp?) in the grocery store? they have one that is three meat. just heat it up.
DiGiorno? I thought it was delivery.
the one that has the picture of the brick oven on the box is really good. I like to take it off the foil right before the timer goes off to keep the bottom of the crust from being wet.
You need a pizza stone. Problem solved.
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Post by Smok44 » Sat May 01, 2021 1:46 am

Asagi_koi wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 1:23 am
You must have never been to Chicago.
Just flew back from Chicago today. Too much bread
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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sat May 01, 2021 1:46 am

megman wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 1:43 am
Animal wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 1:41 am
HighNDry wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 1:34 am
Animal wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 1:29 am
have yall seen those DiGiorno (sp?) in the grocery store? they have one that is three meat. just heat it up.
DiGiorno? I thought it was delivery.
the one that has the picture of the brick oven on the box is really good. I like to take it off the foil right before the timer goes off to keep the bottom of the crust from being wet.
You need a pizza stone. Problem solved.
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Post by disco.moon » Sat May 01, 2021 11:00 am

FUCK YEAH WE DO! What really grinds my gears is that it's not sold in the morning. I can't be the only one would eat pizza for breakfast.

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Post by disco.moon » Sat May 01, 2021 11:51 am

Animal wrote:
Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:38 pm
HighNDry wrote:
Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:34 pm
Animal wrote:
Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:08 pm
We have an authentic Texas style pizza place near me called Dominoes. Its not as good as Little Ceasar's, which is another great Texas pizza place.
LOL! I heard Pizza Hut is pretty good too.
If you are Bill Gates or a Rockefeller.
When I lived in the south Pizza Hut was my jam. I looove their crust.

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Post by Whackov » Sat May 01, 2021 1:07 pm

disco.moon wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 11:00 am
FUCK YEAH WE DO! What really grinds my gears is that it's not sold in the morning. I can't be the only one would eat pizza for breakfast.
Cold pizza and beer after a long night of drinking for the win.

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Post by disco.moon » Sat May 01, 2021 1:13 pm

Whackov wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 1:07 pm
disco.moon wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 11:00 am
FUCK YEAH WE DO! What really grinds my gears is that it's not sold in the morning. I can't be the only one would eat pizza for breakfast.
Cold pizza and beer after a long night of drinking for the win.
Mmmm I completely agree. Dangit, now I want pizza.

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Post by QillerDaemon » Sat May 01, 2021 2:37 pm

disco.moon wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 11:00 am
I can't be the only one would eat pizza for breakfast.
Oh yea! I love breakfast pizza! Wife and I always order an extra pie to stuff into the fridge for the next morning or two. Perfect way to start a morning: a slice of unheated meat-lovers and a hot cup of joe! :D
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Post by peterosehaircut » Sat May 01, 2021 6:04 pm

Yep pizza is like fried chicken, sometimes I prefer it cold.

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Post by JackCoughsALot » Sat May 01, 2021 10:32 pm

i'm cool with Jersey having the title, but the pictures they show look like vomit on crust.

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