Sex Outside of the Bedroom
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Sex Outside of the Bedroom
Name the places or locations that you have had sex outside of the bedroom. For instance, DP had this thing for cemeteries and Disco had her hot tub showroom romp.
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom
Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom
In a boat back in some cove on the lake.
On the trampoline in the back yard.
In some random farmers hay field.
I'm sure there's more.
On the trampoline in the back yard.
In some random farmers hay field.
I'm sure there's more.
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Kitchen, dining room, living room, guest rooms, bathrooms, parks, pools, ocean, beach, cars, changing rooms, hot tub, leaning over the car in the drive way.
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom
Perverts
Oh,and in the cab of the tractor and combine.
Also on a tractor with no cab. Much easier.
Oh,and in the cab of the tractor and combine.
Also on a tractor with no cab. Much easier.
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There is a concrete chess board table set up on the beach of a Toronto beach. A bit out of the way from the parking lot.
Me and a buddy were talking about it and decided we wanted to bang our gfs on the chess board.
I was driving by some cold winter night and told the gf we had to make a quick detour.
Out to the chess board. Pants to the knees (it was fricken cold) and check mate.
Me and a buddy were talking about it and decided we wanted to bang our gfs on the chess board.
I was driving by some cold winter night and told the gf we had to make a quick detour.
Out to the chess board. Pants to the knees (it was fricken cold) and check mate.
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College baseball dugout.
In my car that I was driving 70 mph on the way home from our honeymoon.
In a field in my car with an audience that we did not notice until after.
In my car that I was driving 70 mph on the way home from our honeymoon.
In a field in my car with an audience that we did not notice until after.
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I fapped at work once. Same place had oral secks with the bosses daughter. Ex-Marine. He would have beaten me to a pulp.
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Charliesheen wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 7:30 pm I fapped at work once. Same place had oral secks with the bosses daughter. Ex-Marine. He would have beaten me to a pulp.
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom
Damn near every room of the gf's house. Under the deck at the cabin, on a pier, next to the fire pit, in her car, and the garage one night. In the parking lot of a boat ramp, in the garage with the door open behind the snow mobile, on the snow mobile, in front of the fire places, with the ex wide; back of the car on camp Lejeune on ETA 2 broad daylight, in a clearing of the woods at the college we met. I'm forgetting some stuff I'm sure.
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom
needless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pmA deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom
Animal wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pmneedless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pmA deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
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I hear it's a Texas thing. Some sort of "rite of passage" when you get your first kill.Animal wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pmneedless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pmA deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
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This was prior to getting married.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pmA deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
One ex was willing to do anything, anywhere.
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Please continuedisco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 11:43 pmPlease continuedisco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.
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Good luck. I even capitalized the "P" in please. Lot of good it did me. NadaHowieTheHat wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 2:31 amTalk slower.......disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.
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Grinder is that way--------->>>>CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 2:46 amGood luck. I even capitalized the "P" in please. Lot of good it did me. NadaHowieTheHat wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 2:31 amTalk slower.......disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.
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But, but I want more front porch details. E-W/ N-S is a starter. Any hail in that t-storm? See, it's all innocent.
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There is something seriously wrong with you.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 2:58 am But, but I want more front porch details. E-W/ N-S is a starter. Any hail in that t-storm? See, it's all innocent.