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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by HighNDry » Sun May 02, 2021 1:18 am

CentralTexasCrude wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 11:43 pm
disco.moon wrote:
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The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by Smok44 » Sun May 02, 2021 2:28 am

HighNDry wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 1:18 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 11:43 pm
disco.moon wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm
The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.
Please continue
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by HowieTheHat » Sun May 02, 2021 2:31 am

disco.moon wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm
The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.
Talk slower.......😂
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by CentralTexasCrude » Sun May 02, 2021 2:46 am

HowieTheHat wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 2:31 am
disco.moon wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm
The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.
Talk slower.......😂
Good luck. I even capitalized the "P" in please. Lot of good it did me. Nada

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by megman » Sun May 02, 2021 2:54 am

CentralTexasCrude wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 2:46 am
HowieTheHat wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 2:31 am
disco.moon wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm
The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.
Talk slower.......😂
Good luck. I even capitalized the "P" in please. Lot of good it did me. Nada
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by Smok44 » Sun May 02, 2021 2:54 am

CentralTexasCrude wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 2:46 am
HowieTheHat wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 2:31 am
disco.moon wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 9:48 pm
The BF and I christened the front porch last summer at night during a thunderstorm that was pretty fucking rad.
Talk slower.......😂
Good luck. I even capitalized the "P" in please. Lot of good it did me. Nada
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by CentralTexasCrude » Sun May 02, 2021 2:58 am

But, but I want more front porch details. E-W/ N-S is a starter. Any hail in that t-storm? See, it's all innocent.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Sun May 02, 2021 3:02 am

CentralTexasCrude wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 2:58 am
But, but I want more front porch details. E-W/ N-S is a starter. Any hail in that t-storm? See, it's all innocent.
There is something seriously wrong with you. :roll:
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by CentralTexasCrude » Sun May 02, 2021 3:05 am

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:02 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 2:58 am
But, but I want more front porch details. E-W/ N-S is a starter. Any hail in that t-storm? See, it's all innocent.
There is something seriously wrong with you. :roll:
Go away. We understand subtly is not your strong suite. Or am I "Syntaxing" this wrong in your expert opinion?
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by Animal » Sun May 02, 2021 3:11 am

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:02 am


There is something seriously wrong with you. :roll:
you know those things that they can install on your car where you have to blow in it and the car won't start if your blood/alcohol level is too high? Have you ever wondered if someone should invent one of those for computers?

i don't know what made me think of that.

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Post by megman » Sun May 02, 2021 3:18 am

Animal wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:11 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:02 am


There is something seriously wrong with you. :roll:
you know those things that they can install on your car where you have to blow in it and the car won't start if your blood/alcohol level is too high? Have you ever wondered if someone should invent one of those for computers?

i don't know what made me think of that.
The subject needs to be a willing participant....
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Post by megman » Sun May 02, 2021 3:20 am

I can attest that sex in a hammock is an art. 8-)
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by CentralTexasCrude » Sun May 02, 2021 3:25 am

Animal wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:11 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:02 am


There is something seriously wrong with you. :roll:
you know those things that they can install on your car where you have to blow in it and the car won't start if your blood/alcohol level is too high? Have you ever wondered if someone should invent one of those for computers?

i don't know what made me think of that.
Let us know when you get one installed that detects your hours spent on Pol/SFW spewing crap instead of your GD roots.

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by Smok44 » Sun May 02, 2021 3:30 am

CentralTexasCrude wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:25 am
Animal wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:11 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:02 am


There is something seriously wrong with you. :roll:
you know those things that they can install on your car where you have to blow in it and the car won't start if your blood/alcohol level is too high? Have you ever wondered if someone should invent one of those for computers?

i don't know what made me think of that.
Let us know when you get one installed that detects your hours spent on Pol/SFW spewing crap instead of your GD roots.
:drinkingdrunk:
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Post by Cyberhonky » Sun May 02, 2021 5:51 am

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Post by disco.moon » Sun May 02, 2021 11:33 am

You guys are making GD great again.

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by disco.moon » Sun May 02, 2021 1:22 pm

Animal wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:11 am
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:02 am


There is something seriously wrong with you. :roll:
you know those things that they can install on your car where you have to blow in it and the car won't start if your blood/alcohol level is too high? Have you ever wondered if someone should invent one of those for computers?

i don't know what made me think of that.
Omg and for the cell phone.

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by QillerDaemon » Sun May 02, 2021 3:05 pm

With my first wife when we were dating, about 100 yards off the beach at the Texas City Dike.

With my second wife when we were dating, my first office was in what used to be an OB/GYN clinic and it still had the stirrup chair. She wanted to try that out for sexy time. We also had other episodes, some of which would be very difficult to explain.
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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by disco.moon » Sun May 02, 2021 3:36 pm

Whackov wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 7:26 pm
College baseball dugout.

In my car that I was driving 70 mph on the way home from our honeymoon.

In a field in my car with an audience that we did not notice until after.
Damn, while driving?! That's skills.

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by disco.moon » Sun May 02, 2021 3:36 pm

QillerDaemon wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:05 pm
With my first wife when we were dating, about 100 yards off the beach at the Texas City Dike.

With my second wife when we were dating, my first office was in what used to be an OB/GYN clinic and it still had the stirrup chair. She wanted to try that out for sexy time. We also had other episodes, some of which would be very difficult to explain.
Wow. Impressive.

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Post by Charliesheen » Sun May 02, 2021 4:00 pm

QillerDaemon wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:05 pm
With my first wife when we were dating, about 100 yards off the beach at the Texas City Dike.

With my second wife when we were dating, my first office was in what used to be an OB/GYN clinic and it still had the stirrup chair. She wanted to try that out for sexy time. We also had other episodes, some of which would be very difficult to explain.
Hope you warmed up the speculum 1st.
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Post by CHEEZY17 » Sun May 02, 2021 6:02 pm

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by Whackov » Sun May 02, 2021 6:26 pm

disco.moon wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:36 pm
Whackov wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 7:26 pm
College baseball dugout.

In my car that I was driving 70 mph on the way home from our honeymoon.

In a field in my car with an audience that we did not notice until after.
Damn, while driving?! That's skills.
She scared the shit out of me when she would block my view. I miss the days when she was a freak.

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Post by disco.moon » Sun May 02, 2021 6:37 pm

Whackov wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 6:26 pm
disco.moon wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:36 pm
Whackov wrote:
Sat May 01, 2021 7:26 pm
College baseball dugout.

In my car that I was driving 70 mph on the way home from our honeymoon.

In a field in my car with an audience that we did not notice until after.
Damn, while driving?! That's skills.
She scared the shit out of me when she would block my view. I miss the days when she was a freak.
I'm sure there's still freak left.

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Re: Sex Outside of the Bedroom

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Post by Whackov » Sun May 02, 2021 8:19 pm

QillerDaemon wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 3:05 pm
With my first wife when we were dating, about 100 yards off the beach at the Texas City Dike
Was this a threesome or did the dike just watch?

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