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Go away. We understand subtly is not your strong suite. Or am I "Syntaxing" this wrong in your expert opinion?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 3:02 amThere is something seriously wrong with you.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 2:58 am But, but I want more front porch details. E-W/ N-S is a starter. Any hail in that t-storm? See, it's all innocent.
you know those things that they can install on your car where you have to blow in it and the car won't start if your blood/alcohol level is too high? Have you ever wondered if someone should invent one of those for computers?
The subject needs to be a willing participant....Animal wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 3:11 amyou know those things that they can install on your car where you have to blow in it and the car won't start if your blood/alcohol level is too high? Have you ever wondered if someone should invent one of those for computers?
i don't know what made me think of that.
Let us know when you get one installed that detects your hours spent on Pol/SFW spewing crap instead of your GD roots.Animal wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 3:11 amyou know those things that they can install on your car where you have to blow in it and the car won't start if your blood/alcohol level is too high? Have you ever wondered if someone should invent one of those for computers?
i don't know what made me think of that.
Hope you warmed up the speculum 1st.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 3:05 pm With my first wife when we were dating, about 100 yards off the beach at the Texas City Dike.
With my second wife when we were dating, my first office was in what used to be an OB/GYN clinic and it still had the stirrup chair. She wanted to try that out for sexy time. We also had other episodes, some of which would be very difficult to explain.
She scared the shit out of me when she would block my view. I miss the days when she was a freak.
Was this a threesome or did the dike just watch?QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 3:05 pm With my first wife when we were dating, about 100 yards off the beach at the Texas City Dike
We'd already done that by then. Ya know, I like the sight of a nice wet vagina as much as any straight guy would. In all honesty, a vagina is a nice place to put a tongue or a dick or even a fun little object. But you *really* don't want to see what's going on in there.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 4:00 pmHope you warmed up the speculum 1st.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 3:05 pm With my first wife when we were dating, about 100 yards off the beach at the Texas City Dike.
With my second wife when we were dating, my first office was in what used to be an OB/GYN clinic and it still had the stirrup chair. She wanted to try that out for sexy time. We also had other episodes, some of which would be very difficult to explain.
I guess that we aren't hunting together again, huh?Animal wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pmneedless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pmA deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
We are pretty good looking.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 9:20 pmYou guys would make such a cute couple.DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 8:50 pmI guess that we aren't hunting together again, huh?Animal wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pmneedless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pmA deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.
Does Animal feel the same way?DiverTexas wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 12:30 amWe are pretty good looking.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 9:20 pmYou guys would make such a cute couple.DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 8:50 pmI guess that we aren't hunting together again, huh?Animal wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:42 pmneedless to say he has trouble finding guys that want to hunt with him.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 8:34 pmA deer blind?? I've gotta hear that hunting story.DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sat May 01, 2021 5:59 pm Hot tubs, pools, cars, deer blinds, hospital bathrooms, rivers and streams. I will keep thinking about all the odd places.