How many of you.............

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How many of you.............

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Post by rule34 » Tue May 04, 2021 12:56 am

Know what your asshole looks like?


Was gonna ask dm in her thread but I figured it would be more fun this way.

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Post by CaptQuint » Tue May 04, 2021 12:57 am

I sent a snapchat of my asshole to fingerpaint (hope she didn't keep it)
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Post by Charliesheen » Tue May 04, 2021 1:10 am

CaptQuint wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 12:57 am
I sent a snapchat of my asshole to fingerpaint (hope she didn't keep it)
Goddamn that’s hard core.
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Post by Antknot » Tue May 04, 2021 1:48 am

Woke up during a colonoscopy, so I know what the inside of my colon looks like.

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Post by Charliesheen » Tue May 04, 2021 1:50 am

Didn’t give you the video on a thumb drive?
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Post by Antknot » Tue May 04, 2021 2:16 am

No.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue May 04, 2021 2:28 am

Antknot wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 1:48 am
Woke up during a colonoscopy, so I know what the inside of my colon looks like.
Been there, done that. Twice! :lol:
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Post by disco.moon » Tue May 04, 2021 9:17 am

Of course I do. Women look down there with a mirror and it helps when I'm landscaping because I'm too chicken for wax.

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Post by JackRabbit_Slim » Tue May 04, 2021 11:18 am

All of us
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Post by Gunzen » Tue May 04, 2021 2:55 pm

rule34 wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 12:56 am
Know what your asshole looks like?


Was gonna ask dm in her thread but I figured it would be more fun this way.

Geist, you're not eligible to play.
If you Geist has a mirror, of course he knows what one looks like.

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Post by pork » Tue May 04, 2021 3:35 pm

mine looks like some old redneck that lives in texas

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Post by Animal » Tue May 04, 2021 5:08 pm

pork wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 3:35 pm
mine looks like some old redneck that lives in texas
i would guessed more of a well used industrial shop vac hose.

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Post by fouts » Tue May 04, 2021 5:19 pm

disco.moon wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 9:17 am
Of course I do. Women look down there with a mirror and it helps when I'm landscaping because I'm too chicken for wax.
got a instruction video by chance?

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Post by disco.moon » Tue May 04, 2021 7:55 pm

fouts wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 5:19 pm
disco.moon wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 9:17 am
Of course I do. Women look down there with a mirror and it helps when I'm landscaping because I'm too chicken for wax.
got a instruction video by chance?
I watched the one your mom made.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Tue May 04, 2021 8:05 pm

disco.moon wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 7:55 pm
fouts wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 5:19 pm
disco.moon wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 9:17 am
Of course I do. Women look down there with a mirror and it helps when I'm landscaping because I'm too chicken for wax.
got a instruction video by chance?
I watched the one your mom made.
I was in that one !!!!
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Post by megman » Tue May 04, 2021 8:07 pm

:lol:
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Post by megman » Tue May 04, 2021 8:22 pm

Antknot wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 1:48 am
Woke up during a colonoscopy, so I know what the inside of my colon looks like.
Had one aboot 20 years ago and it was just a mild sedative. Guy asked me if I wanted to look.

Also know what what the inside of my bladder looks like.
Animal wrote:
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I'm all hat and no cattle


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Post by Antknot » Tue May 04, 2021 8:51 pm

megman wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 8:22 pm
Antknot wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 1:48 am
Woke up during a colonoscopy, so I know what the inside of my colon looks like.
Had one aboot 20 years ago and it was just a mild sedative. Guy asked me if I wanted to look.

Also know what what the inside of my bladder looks like.
If you saw your bladder during a colonoscopy the doctor too a wrong turn.

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Post by hawkfan8812 » Tue May 04, 2021 8:55 pm

I know what Leeann Rimes' butt crack looks like.

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Post by disco.moon » Tue May 04, 2021 9:20 pm

hawkfan8812 wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 8:55 pm
I know what Leeann Rimes' butt crack looks like.
That's really nice for you guys! Cute little one handed ass.

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Post by JackCoughsALot » Tue May 04, 2021 10:41 pm

Image

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Post by disco.moon » Tue May 04, 2021 10:42 pm

The ELO song playing during that scene is clutch.

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Post by Blast » Wed May 05, 2021 12:02 am

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 8:05 pm
disco.moon wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 7:55 pm
fouts wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 5:19 pm
disco.moon wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 9:17 am
Of course I do. Women look down there with a mirror and it helps when I'm landscaping because I'm too chicken for wax.
got a instruction video by chance?
I watched the one your mom made.
I was in that one !!!!
Were you the guy on the phone that she turned down because she was doing her hair?
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Post by megman » Wed May 05, 2021 12:23 am

Antknot wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 8:51 pm
megman wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 8:22 pm
Antknot wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 1:48 am
Woke up during a colonoscopy, so I know what the inside of my colon looks like.
Had one aboot 20 years ago and it was just a mild sedative. Guy asked me if I wanted to look.

Also know what what the inside of my bladder looks like.
If you saw your bladder during a colonoscopy the doctor too a wrong turn.
It's called a Cystoscopy but it wasn't worth starting another thread. I can honestly say I've had ever orifice probed.
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Post by HowieTheHat » Wed May 05, 2021 1:57 am

disco.moon wrote:
Tue May 04, 2021 10:42 pm
The ELO song playing during that scene is clutch.
I love ELO!!!
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