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disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 2:07 am Tell me your signs y'all. I'm a Capricorn. Lemme see who's da Leo.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 2:07 am Tell me your signs y'all. I'm a Capricorn. Lemme see who's da Leo.
Maybe I'm a Leo ~ Deep Purple

But I'm not a girl.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 2:15 am
WarmBidetWater wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 2:14 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 2:07 am Tell me your signs y'all. I'm a Capricorn. Lemme see who's da Leo.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 2:16 am Omg y'all play!
My b'day is Aug 3 and it's the big 60 this year. 8-)
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I'm afraid we have no future bb https://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/ ... capricorn/
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Sorry, Scorpio here
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I usually say my sign is no left turn but it is what it is. :D
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On the cusp. Virgo sometimes, Leo sometimes. I just pick the better horoscope and roll with it.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 2:38 am Lol, I was just curious who was a Leo. Everyone simmer down. Actually, Leo's are known to be quite assholes actually.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 2:22 am Sagittarius are drawn to me like a moth.
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Virgo here, almost all my girlfriends and *all* my wives have been Cancers.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 2:38 am Lol, I was just curious who was a Leo. Everyone simmer down. Actually, Leo's are known to be quite assholes actually.
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megman wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 2:20 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 2:16 am Omg y'all play!
My b'day is Aug 3 and it's the big 60 this year. 8-)
Nice bro......me too.....except I'm not falling apart and paving the reefer highway to heroin addiction. :)
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Stapes wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 3:09 am
megman wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 2:20 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 2:16 am Omg y'all play!
My b'day is Aug 3 and it's the big 60 this year. 8-)
Nice bro......me too.....except I'm not falling apart and paving the reefer highway to heroin addiction. :)
I am anxiously awaiting that to kick in. :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Gemini.
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Taurus ♉️
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 4:03 am Taurus ♉️
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Libra.
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 4:03 am Taurus ♉️
This. I assume that Happy Birthday wishes on on your horizon.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 10:39 am Sagittarius Today

May 7, 2021

You’re feeling like yourself again with the arrival of Friday’s skies, Sagittarius. The moon roams through hyperactive Aries, propelling you to seek out a creative avenue for self-expression and leisure. Luna’s meet up with expressive Mercury makes it an ideal date night, as conversation and playful banter run smoothly. If you’re not in the mood for romance, aim your focus at personal projects that require mental stamina.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 8:08 am
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 4:03 am Taurus ♉️
Aww, I didn't know that. My bestie since 8th grade is a Taurus. Is your bday coming up or already happened?
It’s on the 13th 😭
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 8:19 am
Whackov wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 7:26 am
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 4:03 am Taurus ♉️
This. I assume that Happy Birthday wishes on on your horizon.
Cool, you're Taurus too :)
That I am. Now you know why I am so full of bullshit.
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