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Re: Hey girl, what's your sign?

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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 3:28 am
Blast wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 3:27 am
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 3:25 am
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 2:40 am
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I've always wanted to launch someone from a conveyor belt cranked up to full speed. Told my boss tonight that If I ever quit my resignation will simply say that I was tired of being scratched up, covered in crap with something else's shit in my pants and not having a drunken story to tell about it.
Drink and then log back under your drunk nic.

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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 4:37 am Scorpio Traits

Let’s look at some of the positive and negative traits of Scorpio:
Positive Traits: Focused, Brave, Loyal, Faithful and Ambitious
Negative Traits: Jealous, Possessive, Secretive, Dominating, Resentful
Dominating isn't anyways bad
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 4:48 am I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME NO MORE.
Quit being so dramatic
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 4:50 am
Blast wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 4:49 am
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 4:48 am I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME NO MORE.
Quit being so dramatic
IT JUST MAKES ME SO SAD! :listenstodepechemode:
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 4:37 am Scorpio Traits

Let’s look at some of the positive and negative traits of Scorpio:
Positive Traits: Focused, Brave, Loyal, Faithful and Ambitious
Negative Traits: Jealous, Possessive, Secretive, Dominating, Resentful
Lets see; Focused...I have really bad ADD
Brave- thin line between brave and stupid
Loyal- to a fault
Faithful- ummmm not to my ex wife
Ambitious- there's a limit

Jealous- nah
Possessive- nope
Secretive- I'll never tell
Dominating- you better beleive it
Resentful- only if I have to pay a bitch for being pathetic for the rest of my life
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 08, 2021 5:01 am I also love how many of us have "lazy" as our negative trait. Like, fuck you universe, I ain't even done anything.
I'd argue but
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I just don't want a sign from Bill Engvall
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Pisces checking in.
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Adam Sandler’s horoscopes are pretty amusing:

Leo (July 23- Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Other's think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies.You are vain & cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
You are the logical type & hate disorder. Your shit picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are cold unemotional & often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo's make good busdrivers & pimps.

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Thanks to whoever moved this. Sorry I’m such a lazy bastard.
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HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 1:27 am Thanks to whoever moved this. Sorry I’m such a lazy bastard.
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Animal wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 1:31 am
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 1:27 am Thanks to whoever moved this. Sorry I’m such a lazy bastard.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 1:59 am
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 1:27 am Thanks to whoever moved this. Sorry I’m such a lazy bastard.
What's this mean?
Being the retard I am, I accidentally posted my Adam Sandler horoscope comment in the wrong thread. But animal was nice enough to move it for me.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 1:59 am
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 1:27 am Thanks to whoever moved this. Sorry I’m such a lazy bastard.
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I think he posted his comment in the wrong thread and flumpy moved it to the correct one. One of the useful mod duties like changing titles and filtering out words you don't like.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:01 am
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 1:59 am
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 1:27 am Thanks to whoever moved this. Sorry I’m such a lazy bastard.
What's this mean?
I think he posted his comment in the wrong thread and flumpy moved it to the correct one. One of the useful mod duties like changing titles and filtering out words you don't like.
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HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 12:05 am Leo (July 23- Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Other's think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies.You are vain & cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
You are the logical type & hate disorder. Your shit picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are cold unemotional & often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo's make good busdrivers & pimps.
So... is Animal a Leo or a Virgo?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:04 am
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 12:05 am Leo (July 23- Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Other's think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies.You are vain & cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
You are the logical type & hate disorder. Your shit picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are cold unemotional & often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo's make good busdrivers & pimps.
So... is Animal a Leo or a Virgo?

Animal is a Leo, Flumpy is a Virgo
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:06 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:01 am
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 1:59 am
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 1:27 am Thanks to whoever moved this. Sorry I’m such a lazy bastard.
What's this mean?
I think he posted his comment in the wrong thread and flumpy moved it to the correct one. One of the useful mod duties like changing titles and filtering out words you don't like.
You don't understand the trials and tribulations of changing titles. You lazy sonofa ..
I know mine was changed
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:06 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:04 am
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 12:05 am Leo (July 23- Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Other's think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies.You are vain & cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
You are the logical type & hate disorder. Your shit picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are cold unemotional & often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo's make good busdrivers & pimps.
So... is Animal a Leo or a Virgo?

Animal is a Leo, Flumpy is a Virgo
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:05 am
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:01 am
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 1:59 am
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 1:27 am Thanks to whoever moved this. Sorry I’m such a lazy bastard.
What's this mean?
Being the retard I am, I accidentally posted my Adam Sandler horoscope comment in the wrong thread. But animal was nice enough to move it for me.
He's a nice person.
He’s definitely on my Christmas card list.
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Moving threads leads to mod power abuse.
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megman wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:12 am Moving threads leads to mod power abuse.
He just moved a post. Hopefully we’re okay for now.
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I'm on the cusp of Libra/Scorpio. I tell women that believe this shit, I'm a Libra by day, Scorpio by night.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:30 am
B-Tender wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 4:13 am I'm on the cusp of Libra/Scorpio. I tell women that believe this shit, I'm a Libra by day, Scorpio by night.
Sounds legit.
It's shocking that I'm single, right?
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:42 am
B-Tender wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:40 am
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:30 am
B-Tender wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 4:13 am I'm on the cusp of Libra/Scorpio. I tell women that believe this shit, I'm a Libra by day, Scorpio by night.
Sounds legit.
It's shocking that I'm single, right?
I'm not surprised sugar.
Oh man, the condescending term of endearment of the southern woman, you might as well have just said, " bless your heart".
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