Again? How about guinea pigs and mylar blanketsdisco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 3:28 amAwesome, I'll get the gerbils and rubber sheets.Blast wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 3:27 amYou just want me drunk to take advantage of me. Gimme 20 minutes and I'll down a bottle of brandydisco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 3:25 amI'm staying up late! Night crew! Whaaaaat?!!Blast wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 3:22 amSound like a plan to medisco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 2:40 amDrink and then log back under your drunk nic.Blast wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 2:11 am
I've always wanted to launch someone from a conveyor belt cranked up to full speed. Told my boss tonight that If I ever quit my resignation will simply say that I was tired of being scratched up, covered in crap with something else's shit in my pants and not having a drunken story to tell about it.
On a side note, ffs.
Hey girl, what's your sign?
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If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Re: Hey girl, what's your sign?
Dominating isn't anyways baddisco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 4:37 am Scorpio Traits
Let’s look at some of the positive and negative traits of Scorpio:
Positive Traits: Focused, Brave, Loyal, Faithful and Ambitious
Negative Traits: Jealous, Possessive, Secretive, Dominating, Resentful
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Quit being so dramatic
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Fine be that waydisco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 4:50 amIT JUST MAKES ME SO SAD! :listenstodepechemode:
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Lets see; Focused...I have really bad ADDdisco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 4:37 am Scorpio Traits
Let’s look at some of the positive and negative traits of Scorpio:
Positive Traits: Focused, Brave, Loyal, Faithful and Ambitious
Negative Traits: Jealous, Possessive, Secretive, Dominating, Resentful
Brave- thin line between brave and stupid
Loyal- to a fault
Faithful- ummmm not to my ex wife
Ambitious- there's a limit
Jealous- nah
Possessive- nope
Secretive- I'll never tell
Dominating- you better beleive it
Resentful- only if I have to pay a bitch for being pathetic for the rest of my life
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I'd argue butdisco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 5:01 am I also love how many of us have "lazy" as our negative trait. Like, fuck you universe, I ain't even done anything.
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Re: Hey girl, what's your sign?
I just don't want a sign from Bill Engvall
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Re: Hey girl, what's your sign?
Pisces checking in.
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Adam Sandler’s horoscopes are pretty amusing:
Leo (July 23- Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Other's think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies.You are vain & cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
You are the logical type & hate disorder. Your shit picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are cold unemotional & often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo's make good busdrivers & pimps.
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Leo (July 23- Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Other's think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies.You are vain & cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
You are the logical type & hate disorder. Your shit picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are cold unemotional & often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo's make good busdrivers & pimps.
https://animality.tripod.com/HOROSCOPES.html
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Thanks to whoever moved this. Sorry I’m such a lazy bastard.
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Well, you earned your cape tonight
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Being the retard I am, I accidentally posted my Adam Sandler horoscope comment in the wrong thread. But animal was nice enough to move it for me.
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I think he posted his comment in the wrong thread and flumpy moved it to the correct one. One of the useful mod duties like changing titles and filtering out words you don't like.
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The flump earned his money tonight.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:01 amI think he posted his comment in the wrong thread and flumpy moved it to the correct one. One of the useful mod duties like changing titles and filtering out words you don't like.
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So... is Animal a Leo or a Virgo?HighNDry wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 12:05 am Leo (July 23- Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Other's think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies.You are vain & cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:04 amSo... is Animal a Leo or a Virgo?HighNDry wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 12:05 am Leo (July 23- Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Other's think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies.You are vain & cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
You are the logical type & hate disorder. Your shit picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are cold unemotional & often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo's make good busdrivers & pimps.
Animal is a Leo, Flumpy is a Virgo
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I know mine was changeddisco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:06 amYou don't understand the trials and tribulations of changing titles. You lazy sonofa ..CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:01 amI think he posted his comment in the wrong thread and flumpy moved it to the correct one. One of the useful mod duties like changing titles and filtering out words you don't like.
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Ahhh......CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:06 amReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:04 amSo... is Animal a Leo or a Virgo?HighNDry wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 12:05 am Leo (July 23- Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Other's think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies.You are vain & cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
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Animal is a Leo, Flumpy is a Virgo
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He’s definitely on my Christmas card list.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:05 amHe's a nice person.HighNDry wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:01 amBeing the retard I am, I accidentally posted my Adam Sandler horoscope comment in the wrong thread. But animal was nice enough to move it for me.
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Moving threads leads to mod power abuse.
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He just moved a post. Hopefully we’re okay for now.
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I'm on the cusp of Libra/Scorpio. I tell women that believe this shit, I'm a Libra by day, Scorpio by night.
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It's shocking that I'm single, right?
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Oh man, the condescending term of endearment of the southern woman, you might as well have just said, " bless your heart".