Hey girl, what's your sign?

[Evvanrenea]

Taurus

This. I assume that Happy Birthday wishes on on your horizon.

Cool, you're Taurus too

That I am. Now you know why I am so full of bullshit.

The one thing I've learned about loving Taurus folks is to love their stubbornness as well lol.

I’m only stubborn when I’m right...which is most of the time

[Evvanrenea]

Taurus. And very, very stubborn.

Typical. But this is why I love Taurus

"Taureans are considered to be the anchor of the zodiac. Their fixed modality means that Bulls love their stability and find comfort in consistency. Anything or anyone that endangers that or their sense of security could find themselves facing a very angry tour de force!"

I've had the same best friend since 1992. We have matching tattoos actually. Our next one will be me getting the anchor and her getting a balloon

We’re ruled by Venus and super sexual. You’re welcome.

[Evvanrenea]

Taurus Traits

Let’s look at some of the positive and negative traits of Taurus:

Positive Traits: Logical, generous and trustworthy, determined, understanding, kind, organized, patient

Negative Traits: Jealous, lazy, stubborn, dependant, imbalanced materialistic, possessive

Lazy: I’m only lazy when I don’t give a fuck about the activity. Stubborn: I’m not stubborn, I’m right and you’re wrong. Dependent: how is this negative. I don’t need shit from no one. I’m alanced: you say I’m alanced, I say hormonal shift due to my period. Materialist: ok this one is fair. I want the best even if I won’t use all of its benefits, just to look cool to others. Possessive: if it’s mine it’s mine. Fuck off.

[Evvanrenea]

Also Taurus compatibility is cancer Taurus for the win.
...yet I’m obsessed with a douche bag Leo.

[CaptQuint]

[Blast]

Scorpio has this depressive need to die naked and sweaty in the arms of a loved one,

I don't see a problem with this.