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Will you fuck off?
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
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HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:09 pmGo!
So, when you store wood in a 100 yard pile every Winter for heat, and considering trees take years to grow, how do you find new piles? Next County/ State?
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HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:16 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:13 pm Will you fuck off?
Probably not. You fuckers are stuck with me. Besides, I have to stay around long enough to treat that fox Disco Moon to lunch within the next week or two and get a picture that will make you male bastards....how did Disco put it......"jelly"! 😁
Please ( "P" capitalized) tell us more. No details. Just the basics.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:35 pm What was one of the scariest moments of your life?
When he noticed his "massage technician" grab her balls.
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Stapes wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 12:28 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:35 pm What was one of the scariest moments of your life?
When he noticed his "massage technician" grab her balls.
I had to read that twice. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 12:28 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 12:22 am
HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:16 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:13 pm Will you fuck off?
Probably not. You fuckers are stuck with me. Besides, I have to stay around long enough to treat that fox Disco Moon to lunch within the next week or two and get a picture that will make you male bastards....how did Disco put it......"jelly"! 😁
Please ( "P" capitalized) tell us more. No details. Just the basics.
He's taking me to lunch in the coming weeks and I said we'd take a pic to make uj jellyπŸ˜… IT DOESN'T MEAN SAID PIC WILL BE TOPLESS.
Well, maybe drinks will be served during Lunch. It's the after words we are interested in. Say 4-7.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 12:44 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 12:28 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 12:22 am
HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:16 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:13 pm Will you fuck off?
Probably not. You fuckers are stuck with me. Besides, I have to stay around long enough to treat that fox Disco Moon to lunch within the next week or two and get a picture that will make you male bastards....how did Disco put it......"jelly"! 😁
Please ( "P" capitalized) tell us more. No details. Just the basics.
He's taking me to lunch in the coming weeks and I said we'd take a pic to make uj jellyπŸ˜… IT DOESN'T MEAN SAID PIC WILL BE TOPLESS.
Well, maybe drinks will be served during Lunch. It's the after words we are interested in. Say 4-7.
"WE?"

You're a perv....
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HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 12:52 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 12:44 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 12:28 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 12:22 am
HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:16 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 11:13 pm Will you fuck off?
Probably not. You fuckers are stuck with me. Besides, I have to stay around long enough to treat that fox Disco Moon to lunch within the next week or two and get a picture that will make you male bastards....how did Disco put it......"jelly"! 😁
Please ( "P" capitalized) tell us more. No details. Just the basics.
He's taking me to lunch in the coming weeks and I said we'd take a pic to make uj jellyπŸ˜… IT DOESN'T MEAN SAID PIC WILL BE TOPLESS.
Well, maybe drinks will be served during Lunch. It's the after words we are interested in. Say 4-7.
Oh, she informed me she likes drinks. Where the hell are we going to pull off a topless pic? Really? We already have the restaurant picked out. And we are probably gonna spark up to set the mood! πŸ˜‚. Honestly though, Howie was not thinking of an "after"! I said I was a gentleman. Frankly, I only thought that because we lived within an hour and a half from each other, that we should meet up! Simple as that. I'm retired, I can swing taking a pretty lady to lunch and enjoy her company. After lunch, she goes back home and I go literally in the opposite direction. I just love her attitude and openness. Truly a UJ Goddess!
"Swing" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Smok44 wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 1:10 am What's the best and worst thing you found about retirement?
Howie": before I couldn't get enough wood!

Howie" afterwards I couldn't get enough wood.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 1:09 am I chose the apple

And by that I mean Applebees!
I had a girlfriend from Ireland when I was in my 20's and we stayed in touch over the years. She came to New Jersey for a wedding a couple years a go and wanted to get together so I figured I would take her out for a nice dinner. I asked if she had any preferences........I'm figuring nice steak house or one of the million Italian restaurants. She wanted to go to Red Lobster.....lol Was absolutely beside herself with happiness that we were eating at a fucking Red Lobster....lol
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So a lunch date? So on one side, a dude who will hike into the next State with an axe looking for Winter wood vs a chick that loves milk bathes. Sounds like a match made in heaven. Better stand at least 300 yards away. Wood shivers flying vs drenched in white liquid.
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HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 2:08 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 1:50 am
Stapes wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 1:43 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 1:09 am I chose the apple

And by that I mean Applebees!
I had a girlfriend from Ireland when I was in my 20's and we stayed in touch over the years. She came to New Jersey for a wedding a couple years a go and wanted to get together so I figured I would take her out for a nice dinner. I asked if she had any preferences........I'm figuring nice steak house or one of the million Italian restaurants. She wanted to go to Red Lobster.....lol Was absolutely beside herself with happiness that we were eating at a fucking Red Lobster....lol
I said I'm easy going lol. I like the 'bees for the apps and it's just easy to find in the area in which we're meeting.
Yep, as I explained to DM, the Applebees apps are good! I have been known many times to just make a meal out of a double order of their chicken won ton tacos apps. And I just may when Disco and I meet up. The Applebees in our area was ten minutes up the road. They closed about two months ago and now if we want an Applebees, its at least a forty minute drive.
It's been a pleasure DM. 8-)
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 2:18 am
megman wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 2:10 am
It's been a pleasure DM. 8-)
:lol: he's been vouched for by several members so, I feel safe. Shit, I've online known him for 13 years. All of you! Ffs. We're all getting old together ❀
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 2:37 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 2:05 am So a lunch date? So on one side, a dude who will hike into the next State with an axe looking for Winter wood vs a chick that loves milk bathes. Sounds like a match made in heaven. Better stand at least 300 yards away. Wood shivers flying vs drenched in white liquid.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 2:37 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 2:05 am So a lunch date? So on one side, a dude who will hike into the next State with an axe looking for Winter wood vs a chick that loves milk bathes. Sounds like a match made in heaven. Better stand at least 300 yards away. Wood shivers flying vs drenched in white liquid.
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Holy shit..... Lol
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