The elusive funny female comic?
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The elusive funny female comic?
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The benefits are more from your gender than your race.
Someone near and dear to my heart is Korean, and she has never gotten a ticket because she knows how to play her cards.
Someone near and dear to my heart is Korean, and she has never gotten a ticket because she knows how to play her cards.
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FtfyCassandros wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 4:08 am The benefits are more from your tits than your race.
Someone near and dear to my heart is Korean, and she has never gotten a ticket because she knows how to play her cards.
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Re: The elusive funny female comic?
I will never hate thosedisco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 5:36 amDon't hate the player, hate the game ( . ) ( . )Whackov wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 5:26 amFtfyCassandros wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 4:08 am The benefits are more from your tits than your race.
Someone near and dear to my heart is Korean, and she has never gotten a ticket because she knows how to play her cards.
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Heres Amy Schumers tit:
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Yeah, I think the general consensus is that Schumer just isnt a good person.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 12:08 pmWow. I dislike her before watching that, now I really dislike her. I personally never found her funny at all. I heard Anthony Jeselneck (?) First and then her and always thought he was the funnier one, but the point that this guy makes about how she became less funny after their breakup makes total sense. I love how the got says she has the timing of a miscarriage:lol: that was really interesting. Fuck Amy Schumer.
Beige Frequency has lot's of good videos. I recommend this guy too
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Because this thread is about elusive female comics I won't post a link...
But the special "Elephant in the Room" by the late and great Patrice O'Neil is absolute gold.
But the special "Elephant in the Room" by the late and great Patrice O'Neil is absolute gold.
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"Everyone laughed when Amy Schumer said she'd grow up to be a famous comedian. Nobody's laughing now."
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
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Re: The elusive funny female comic?
I could never hate them.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 5:36 amDon't hate the player, hate the game ( . ) ( . )Whackov wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 5:26 amFtfyCassandros wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 4:08 am The benefits are more from your tits than your race.
Someone near and dear to my heart is Korean, and she has never gotten a ticket because she knows how to play her cards.
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QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat May 08, 2021 2:41 pm "Everyone laughed when Amy Schumer said she'd grow up to be a famous comedian. Nobody's laughing now."
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Joan Rivers see through:
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Re: The elusive funny female comic?
Remember when the show "facts of life" was on they had a guest star I guess a few times and she had cerebral palsy pretty bad? She was also on the Jerry Lewis telethon for a year or 2. All of the punch lines ,or almost all were "I have cerebral palsy" Like,she said ,"I got pulled over by the police on the way here and they gave me a sobriety test,which I failed. I had to tell the officer,I'm not drunk,I have cerebral palsy" (she said it in the cerebral palsy speech pattern). She wasn't very funny either.
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Geri Jewell. She was also on Deadwood, as Doc's cleaning woman, I think. She wasn't a comedian, though, but an actress and writer mostly.jsdspif wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 10:31 pm Remember when the show "facts of life" was on they had a guest star I guess a few times and she had cerebral palsy pretty bad? She was also on the Jerry Lewis telethon for a year or 2. All of the punch lines ,or almost all were "I have cerebral palsy" Like,she said ,"I got pulled over by the police on the way here and they gave me a sobriety test,which I failed. I had to tell the officer,I'm not drunk,I have cerebral palsy" (she said it in the cerebral palsy speech pattern). She wasn't very funny either.
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jsdspif wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 10:31 pm Remember when the show "facts of life" was on they had a guest star I guess a few times and she had cerebral palsy pretty bad? She was also on the Jerry Lewis telethon for a year or 2. All of the punch lines ,or almost all were "I have cerebral palsy" Like,she said ,"I got pulled over by the police on the way here and they gave me a sobriety test,which I failed. I had to tell the officer,I'm not drunk,I have cerebral palsy" (she said it in the cerebral palsy speech pattern). She wasn't very funny either.
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I always found Elaine Boozler to be funny and sexy-ugly.
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Re: The elusive funny female comic?
Exactly.disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 4:34 pmThe old days of female comedy was great. They had to be funny. They couldn't just come on stage and talk about their vaginas for 20 minutes.
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When was this?disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 4:34 pmThe old days of female comedy was great. They had to be funny. They couldn't just come on stage and talk about their vaginas for 20 minutes.
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Not even a chuckle.
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