Coolest "cat" on the planet
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Didn’t this fucker kill Natalie Wood?
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Re: Coolest "cat" on the planet
Robert Wagner.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:23 amSupposedly. Who was the other dude? I'm not googling that.
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I thought they worked together. At least that’s one of the theories. Who knows.
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If I ever get murdered... I wanna get murdered by Christopher Walken.
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I saw Robert Wagner doing a reverse mortgage commercial. He’d probably rather be in prison.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:24 amRobert Wagner.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:23 amSupposedly. Who was the other dude? I'm not googling that.
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Please don’t interrupt him when he’s moving the board.
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Old joke. What is the opposite of Christopher Walken?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:28 am If I ever get murdered... I wanna get murdered by Christopher Walken.
Christopher Reeve.
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I always heard it as:spudoc wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:38 amOld joke. What is the opposite of Christopher Walken?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:28 am If I ever get murdered... I wanna get murdered by Christopher Walken.
Christopher Reeve.
Who won’t you find at Christopher Reeves’ house?
Christopher Walker.
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Sadly, we’ll never know. But the whole situation seems pretty suspicious.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:44 amRight?? Something went wrong on that boat. She was afraid of the water supposedly.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:24 amRobert Wagner.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:23 amSupposedly. Who was the other dude? I'm not googling that.
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On the old uj there was a long discussion concerning Natalie Woods "odor". I think animal and dt were the main participants.
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?? They were on a boat in the deep ocean doing enough drugs to kill livestock. Both guys woke like the next day. No Natalie. I'm just guessing she saw something interesting over the side at 4AM. "Let me join you". One with the fishes.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:44 amRight?? Something went wrong on that boat. She was afraid of the water supposedly.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:24 amRobert Wagner.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:23 amSupposedly. Who was the other dude? I'm not googling that.
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No idea myself. Don't care. I bet the fishes in the sea thought "The beach apes could have thrown us a fatty. But no, we got this scrawny thing with no meat on her bones. Thanks a lot". Already hungry.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 10:43 pmShe reluctantly went on the boat. She actually had a fear of water and IIRC she didn't even know how to swim. Idk I don't feel like googling. You're probably right.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 10:23 pm?? They were on a boat in the deep ocean doing enough drugs to kill livestock. Both guys woke like the next day. No Natalie. I'm just guessing she saw something interesting over the side at 4AM. "Let me join you". One with the fishes.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:44 amRight?? Something went wrong on that boat. She was afraid of the water supposedly.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:24 amRobert Wagner.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 2:23 amSupposedly. Who was the other dude? I'm not googling that.
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She didn't know how to swim and was very afraid of the water.
Probably a mystery we'll never know the full truth.
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i am going to bet that it started with the marijuana.
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Well we know what that leads to....
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Christopher Walken was taking Pro dance classes before he decided to switch the acting. You can tell.
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It's amazing what you can do when needed.
I was sitting at the bar at Hotel Backpackers in Rio Dulce Guatemala, had a good vibe going on, and 2 of my fellow volunteers came up to me and said can you swim?
Sure I thought something kinky, but they said someone was in the water and drowning. I handed them my wallet and phone and jumped off the dock to save someone. I could tell from her eyes if she went under again that was it.
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Knew a guy who thought he could fly. I asked him if his rent was paid. He said yes and I told him he could fly.disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 12:15 amWow!!!megman wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 12:13 amIt's amazing what you can do when needed.
I was sitting at the bar at Hotel Backpackers in Rio Dulce Guatemala, had a good vibe going on, and 2 of my fellow volunteers came up to me and said can you swim?
Sure I thought something kinky, but they said someone was in the water and drowning. I handed them my wallet and phone and jumped off the dock to save someone. I could tell from her eyes if she went under again that was it.
I was joking, I can do everything stoned
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What? Floating seems cool.
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