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Didn’t this fucker kill Natalie Wood?
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:23 am
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:17 am Didn’t this fucker kill Natalie Wood?
Supposedly. Who was the other dude? I'm not googling that.
Robert Wagner.
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I thought they worked together. At least that’s one of the theories. Who knows.
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If I ever get murdered... I wanna get murdered by Christopher Walken.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:24 am
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:23 am
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:17 am Didn’t this fucker kill Natalie Wood?
Supposedly. Who was the other dude? I'm not googling that.
Robert Wagner.
I saw Robert Wagner doing a reverse mortgage commercial. He’d probably rather be in prison.
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Smok44 wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:27 am Welcome to the year 2000 Old Gay Texan
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:28 am If I ever get murdered... I wanna get murdered by Christopher Walken.
Old joke. What is the opposite of Christopher Walken?



Christopher Reeve.
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spudoc wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:38 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:28 am If I ever get murdered... I wanna get murdered by Christopher Walken.
Old joke. What is the opposite of Christopher Walken?



Christopher Reeve.
I always heard it as:

Who won’t you find at Christopher Reeves’ house?
Christopher Walker.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:44 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:24 am
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:23 am
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:17 am Didn’t this fucker kill Natalie Wood?
Supposedly. Who was the other dude? I'm not googling that.
Robert Wagner.
Right?? Something went wrong on that boat. She was afraid of the water supposedly.
Sadly, we’ll never know. But the whole situation seems pretty suspicious.
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On the old uj there was a long discussion concerning Natalie Woods "odor". I think animal and dt were the main participants.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:44 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:24 am
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:23 am
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:17 am Didn’t this fucker kill Natalie Wood?
Supposedly. Who was the other dude? I'm not googling that.
Robert Wagner.
Right?? Something went wrong on that boat. She was afraid of the water supposedly.
?? They were on a boat in the deep ocean doing enough drugs to kill livestock. Both guys woke like the next day. No Natalie. I'm just guessing she saw something interesting over the side at 4AM. "Let me join you". One with the fishes.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 10:43 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 10:23 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:44 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:24 am
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:23 am
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 2:17 am Didn’t this fucker kill Natalie Wood?
Supposedly. Who was the other dude? I'm not googling that.
Robert Wagner.
Right?? Something went wrong on that boat. She was afraid of the water supposedly.
?? They were on a boat in the deep ocean doing enough drugs to kill livestock. Both guys woke like the next day. No Natalie. I'm just guessing she saw something interesting over the side at 4AM. "Let me join you". One with the fishes.
She reluctantly went on the boat. She actually had a fear of water and IIRC she didn't even know how to swim. Idk I don't feel like googling. You're probably right.
No idea myself. Don't care. I bet the fishes in the sea thought "The beach apes could have thrown us a fatty. But no, we got this scrawny thing with no meat on her bones. Thanks a lot". Already hungry.
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She didn't know how to swim and was very afraid of the water.
Probably a mystery we'll never know the full truth.
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i am going to bet that it started with the marijuana.
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Animal wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 11:48 pm i am going to bet that it started with the marijuana.
Well we know what that leads to....
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Christopher Walken was taking Pro dance classes before he decided to switch the acting. You can tell.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 11:56 pm
Animal wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 11:48 pm i am going to bet that it started with the marijuana.
I can never swim when stoned.
It's amazing what you can do when needed.

I was sitting at the bar at Hotel Backpackers in Rio Dulce Guatemala, had a good vibe going on, and 2 of my fellow volunteers came up to me and said can you swim?

Sure I thought something kinky, but they said someone was in the water and drowning. I handed them my wallet and phone and jumped off the dock to save someone. I could tell from her eyes if she went under again that was it.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 12:15 am
megman wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 12:13 am
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 11:56 pm
Animal wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 11:48 pm i am going to bet that it started with the marijuana.
I can never swim when stoned.
It's amazing what you can do when needed.

I was sitting at the bar at Hotel Backpackers in Rio Dulce Guatemala, had a good vibe going on, and 2 of my fellow volunteers came up to me and said can you swim?

Sure I thought something kinky, but they said someone was in the water and drowning. I handed them my wallet and phone and jumped off the dock to save someone. I could tell from her eyes if she went under again that was it.
Wow!!!

I was joking, I can do everything stoned
Knew a guy who thought he could fly. I asked him if his rent was paid. He said yes and I told him he could fly. :lol:
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 11:56 pm
Animal wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 11:48 pm i am going to bet that it started with the marijuana.
I can never swim when stoned.
:D What? Floating seems cool.
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rule34 wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 7:13 pm On the old uj there was a long discussion concerning Natalie Woods "odor". I think animal and dt were the main participants.
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