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But it was a C section so her vagina isn't completely wrecked now. I wonder how many will survive to adulthood.
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Can you imagine what it's going to be like for the first few years trying not to mix them up?
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Exactly what that continent needs, more people
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 4:55 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 4:39 pm And Happy Mothers Day disco.moon and Evv!
Thanks! I'm spending it completely alone, I am day drinking. Gonna be an interesting day.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 4:55 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 4:39 pm And Happy Mothers Day disco.moon and Evv!
Thanks! I'm spending it completely alone, I am day drinking. Gonna be an interesting day.
Story on your kid(s) again plz.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:07 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 5:03 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 4:55 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 4:39 pm And Happy Mothers Day disco.moon and Evv!
Thanks! I'm spending it completely alone, I am day drinking. Gonna be an interesting day.
Story on your kid(s) again plz.
He's at work. Just one son. He's 22. And the BF is away all weekend working, so it's me and the kitties today.
Will he call you today? My Mom is gone. Have a step mother who will appreciate hearing from me. The gf’s mom is 87. We won’t take her out today. Frickin’ amateur hour at all the restaurants.
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Happy Mothers Day to dm, Evvan and any other UJR'rs of the fairer sex lurking out there.
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Not to intrude on the MD thread, but it would nice to see some female UJR's posting again. Miss them.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 10:26 pm Not to intrude on the MD thread, but it would nice to see some female UJR's posting again. Miss them.
Stop being "Mr. Creepy" and running them all off.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 10:26 pm Not to intrude on the MD thread, but it would nice to see some female UJR's posting again. Miss them.
Then quit being creepy.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 10:46 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 10:26 pm Not to intrude on the MD thread, but it would nice to see some female UJR's posting again. Miss them.
You're not intruding in "my" thread, you're just posting don't make it weird. Message them. Idk anyone anymore or how to even get a hold of anyone. I'm not working, so I have too much time on my hands. Sorry bub.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 10:30 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 10:26 pm Not to intrude on the MD thread, but it would nice to see some female UJR's posting again. Miss them.
Stop being "Mr. Creepy" and running them all off.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 10:26 pm Not to intrude on the MD thread, but it would nice to see some female UJR's posting again. Miss them.
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:lol:
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I'm just saying, it sure would be nice to have a lot more female UJR's around posting again. More chances to see "exposed ti" er I mean the female side opinions on important topics.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 1:06 am I'm just saying, it sure would be nice to have a lot more female UJR's around posting again. More chances to see "exposed ti" er I mean the female side opinions on important topics.
If people would stop being creepy and scaring them off we would.....
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megman wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 1:26 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon May 10, 2021 1:06 am I'm just saying, it sure would be nice to have a lot more female UJR's around posting again. More chances to see "exposed ti" er I mean the female side opinions on important topics.
If people would stop being creepy and scaring them off we would.....
Good to see you working on your social skills. It avoids a lot of problems around here.
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HighNDry wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 11:55 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 10:26 pm Not to intrude on the MD thread, but it would nice to see some female UJR's posting again. Miss them.
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