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CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:12 pm Image
this is the kind of shit that pisses me off. Why would someone want to put them on the ground to fill them up. knowing they are going to have to pick them up and set them in the back of the car. Why not just fill them up in the car?
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Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:18 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:12 pm Image
this is the kind of shit that pisses me off. Why would someone want to put them on the ground to fill them up. knowing they are going to have to pick them up and set them in the back of the car. Why not just fill them up in the car?
Static electricity you dumb cowboy
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Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:09 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:04 pm Fox News told him to be scared
what is happening to yall's makeshift duct tape east coast infrastructure? how embarrassing.
You mean the company located in Georgia? Yeah, they must be embarrassed.
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CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:19 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:18 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:12 pm Image
this is the kind of shit that pisses me off. Why would someone want to put them on the ground to fill them up. knowing they are going to have to pick them up and set them in the back of the car. Why not just fill them up in the car?
Static electricity you dumb cowboy
static electricity? get the fuck out. I have never taken a gas can out of the bed of my pickup to fill it in my life. and i have probably 4 or 5 in there right now. is that something your mom told you?
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Biker wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 8:52 pm Image
Ok... Im not used to being a gun toting southerner.... am I allowed to shoot this asshole? Cuz i really want to shoot him
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Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:24 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:19 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:18 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:12 pm Image
this is the kind of shit that pisses me off. Why would someone want to put them on the ground to fill them up. knowing they are going to have to pick them up and set them in the back of the car. Why not just fill them up in the car?
Static electricity you dumb cowboy
static electricity? get the fuck out. I have never taken a gas can out of the bed of my pickup to fill it in my life. and i have probably 4 or 5 in there right now. is that something your mom told you?
I bet there is warning label right near the pump that you never read because you are a dumb cowboy that doesn't know what a ballot box is.
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CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:29 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:24 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:19 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:18 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:12 pm Image
this is the kind of shit that pisses me off. Why would someone want to put them on the ground to fill them up. knowing they are going to have to pick them up and set them in the back of the car. Why not just fill them up in the car?
Static electricity you dumb cowboy
static electricity? get the fuck out. I have never taken a gas can out of the bed of my pickup to fill it in my life. and i have probably 4 or 5 in there right now. is that something your mom told you?
I bet there is warning label right near the pump that you never read because you are a dumb cowboy that doesn't know what a ballot box is.
well this dumb cowboy is smart enough to know how to avoid lifting a 75 lb bucket of gasoline into the car.
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Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:32 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:29 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:24 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:19 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:18 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:12 pm Image
this is the kind of shit that pisses me off. Why would someone want to put them on the ground to fill them up. knowing they are going to have to pick them up and set them in the back of the car. Why not just fill them up in the car?
Static electricity you dumb cowboy
static electricity? get the fuck out. I have never taken a gas can out of the bed of my pickup to fill it in my life. and i have probably 4 or 5 in there right now. is that something your mom told you?
I bet there is warning label right near the pump that you never read because you are a dumb cowboy that doesn't know what a ballot box is.
well this dumb cowboy is smart enough to know how to avoid lifting a 75 lb bucket of gasoline into the car.
Well I can only hope you burn to death one day soon. I will smile.
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Who wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 3:26 am Gov. DeSantis declares state of emergency over gasoline supply in Florida
"The disruption of Colonial Pipeline operations poses a significant and immediate threat," the governor said.
But Covid is nothing to worry about... :lol:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:35 pm
Who wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 3:26 am Gov. DeSantis declares state of emergency over gasoline supply in Florida
"The disruption of Colonial Pipeline operations poses a significant and immediate threat," the governor said.
But Covid is nothing to worry about... :lol:
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Biker wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:42 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:35 pm
Who wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 3:26 am Gov. DeSantis declares state of emergency over gasoline supply in Florida
"The disruption of Colonial Pipeline operations poses a significant and immediate threat," the governor said.
But Covid is nothing to worry about... :lol:
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Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 3:16 pm I want to know how a person sits at a gas pump and drains 100 gallons into cans while cars wait behind them watching and hoping some is left. When did people become such assholes.

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But be careful about the static electricity.
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They need to be putting it in Styrofoam coolers to help keep it from evaporating.
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You know somebody somewhere tried a Styrofoam cooler. I'm willing to bet.
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Blast wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:29 pm They need to be putting it in Styrofoam coolers to help keep it from evaporating.
:lol:

we used to use a trick with styrofoam and concrete. if we had an insert or something that needed to be hollow in concrete, before we pour we would shape it out of styrofoam and put it into the form. Then after you pour and the concrete sets, you pour gasoline on the styrofoam and it disappears.
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I can see how the zombie apocalypse is going to go..... Every man/woman for theyself
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Stapes wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:35 pm I can see how the zombie apocalypse is going to go..... Every man/woman for theyself
Well, you almost had an ok run. Kiss your ass goodbye wormfood.
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Blast wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:37 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:35 pm I can see how the zombie apocalypse is going to go..... Every man/woman for theyself
Well, you almost had an ok run. Kiss your ass goodbye wormfood.
All i have to do is run faster than you fat man...... Bye bye
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disco.moon wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:13 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:44 pm Image

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Stapes wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:38 pm
Blast wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:37 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:35 pm I can see how the zombie apocalypse is going to go..... Every man/woman for theyself
Well, you almost had an ok run. Kiss your ass goodbye wormfood.
All i have to do is run faster than you fat man...... Bye bye
Run? Why draw attention to yourself like that? You will die tired with a hole in your back.
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Blast wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:42 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:38 pm
Blast wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:37 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:35 pm I can see how the zombie apocalypse is going to go..... Every man/woman for theyself
Well, you almost had an ok run. Kiss your ass goodbye wormfood.
All i have to do is run faster than you fat man...... Bye bye
Run? Why draw attention to yourself like that? You will die tired with a hole in your back.
he forgot to mention that he would be screaming and waving his arms at the same time. I will probably head off in the other direction.
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