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Blast wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:42 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:38 pm
Blast wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:37 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:35 pm I can see how the zombie apocalypse is going to go..... Every man/woman for theyself
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i hope he doesn't have to make many turns on the way home.
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'mericans are funny.
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he's already got over a ton of gasoline in that tank. :lol:
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Won't wear a mask because he "refuses to live in fear" and goes and puts a ton of gasoline in his half ton
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Stapes wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:45 pm
Blast wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:42 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:38 pm
Blast wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:37 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:35 pm I can see how the zombie apocalypse is going to go..... Every man/woman for theyself
Well, you almost had an ok run. Kiss your ass goodbye wormfood.
All i have to do is run faster than you fat man...... Bye bye
Run? Why draw attention to yourself like that? You will die tired with a hole in your back.
You will die of a heart attack shoveling chicken shit off a broken conveyor belt
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CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:34 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:32 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:29 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:24 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:19 pm
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this is the kind of shit that pisses me off. Why would someone want to put them on the ground to fill them up. knowing they are going to have to pick them up and set them in the back of the car. Why not just fill them up in the car?
Static electricity you dumb cowboy
static electricity? get the fuck out. I have never taken a gas can out of the bed of my pickup to fill it in my life. and i have probably 4 or 5 in there right now. is that something your mom told you?
I bet there is warning label right near the pump that you never read because you are a dumb cowboy that doesn't know what a ballot box is.
well this dumb cowboy is smart enough to know how to avoid lifting a 75 lb bucket of gasoline into the car.
Well I can only hope you burn to death one day soon. I will smile.
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‘Do not fill plastic bags with gasoline’ U.S. warns as shortages grow


https://www.reuters.com/business/energy ... 021-05-12/
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 11:39 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:34 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:32 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:29 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:24 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 9:19 pm

Static electricity you dumb cowboy
static electricity? get the fuck out. I have never taken a gas can out of the bed of my pickup to fill it in my life. and i have probably 4 or 5 in there right now. is that something your mom told you?
I bet there is warning label right near the pump that you never read because you are a dumb cowboy that doesn't know what a ballot box is.
well this dumb cowboy is smart enough to know how to avoid lifting a 75 lb bucket of gasoline into the car.
Well I can only hope you burn to death one day soon. I will smile.
And another Disco response that would have got you laughed off old UJ. We could smell a 3rd grader Hick

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Just my thought. These hackers have been doing this shit for 25+ years. Stealling info etc damaging the economy. Want to end this crap once and for all.? Call it what it is. "A clear and present danger to National Security". Send in the Special Forces and blow them away at their computer terminals. Message sent,/ Problem solved
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:09 am Just my thought. These hackers have been doing this shit for 25+ years. Stealling info etc damaging the economy. Want to end this crap once and for all.? Call it what it is. "A clear and present danger to National Security". Send in the Special Forces and blow them away at their computer terminals. Message sent,/ Problem solved
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no shit. some of these hackers don't post their father's obit in a disclosed town with a population under 1,000 people.
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:lol: WTC white knights for Flumpy. Flumpy smacks WTC in the face with a rolled up newspaper :lol:
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Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:58 pm he's already got over a ton of gasoline in that tank. :lol:
About 800 pounds.
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rule34 wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:36 am
Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:58 pm he's already got over a ton of gasoline in that tank. :lol:
About 800 pounds.
hmm. i was figuring about 4' x 4' x 2'. How big is that tank?
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Animal wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:56 am
rule34 wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:36 am
Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:58 pm he's already got over a ton of gasoline in that tank. :lol:
About 800 pounds.
hmm. i was figuring about 4' x 4' x 2'. How big is that tank?
Most of those totes are 250 gallons. Some are 275. It looks to be half full maybe just a little more.
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rule34 wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 1:00 am
Animal wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:56 am
rule34 wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 12:36 am
Animal wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 10:58 pm he's already got over a ton of gasoline in that tank. :lol:
About 800 pounds.
hmm. i was figuring about 4' x 4' x 2'. How big is that tank?
Most of those totes are 250 gallons. Some are 275. It looks to be half full maybe just a little more.
i will agree that most square tanks like that are 250 to 300 gallon. but that one has got to be more than that. look how far it sticks up over the bed and how large it is compared to the guy standing there. That tank has to be a 500 gallon tank.

maybe you are right though.
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Probably sitting on a pallet. In a six foot bed behind a toolbox. I've hauled a lot of those totes with Round Up in the back of the pickup. Just a normal tote.
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