Happy Birthday EV!

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Happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday
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CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 12:12 pm Image
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CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 12:12 pm Image
this seems appropriate.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 4:22 pm The thought of that cake and frosting going up that babies nose makes me uncircumcized.
The fact that Cheezy the ass eater posted it makes me even more uncircumcized.
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HighNDry wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 3:57 pm Image
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Happy Birthday Ev!
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Thanks all, I took Benedryl and slept the day away.
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Happy birthday ER, now that the sleeping is done you should really cause some mayhem
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happy bday ev. where the f u been
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Happy Year Older Day :cake:
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pork wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 10:46 pm happy bday ev. where the f u been
Working doubles almost everyday, school, momming.
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Happy b'day girl. 8-)
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Happy EV
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Thanks y’all 🥰🥰🥰
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what i think working doubles means and what you actually have been doing are to different things
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pork wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 4:48 pm what i think working doubles means and what you actually have been doing are to different things
Hey how’s the swing?
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Charliesheen wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 4:50 pm
pork wrote: ↑Fri May 14, 2021 4:48 pm what i think working doubles means and what you actually have been doing are to different things
Hey how’s the swing?
dont want to jinx myself but i am hammering the ball. i have hit 2 buckets a week since i started my quest. i will play my first round this weekend. i have a tournament on 6/12 so i need to get ready. i get a Callaway handicap so its like a 20 for the tourney. the tourney is a memorial for my friend that took his life...he was my golf buddy for 30 years. i havent played a real round of golf in 12 years...i am super excited about it. thanks for asking
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