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Anything interesting?
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No.
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Just finished Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir. Loved it.
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A book about a grad student who befriends a gang banger lord in Chicago.

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Blast wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 12:28 amNo.
So you're really tearing up the local intellectual scene I see.
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"How to Win Friends and Influence People" by CentralTexasCrude.
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I hear pork has drained the local library of all their "Golf for Dummies" books getting ready for his June shindig.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:16 am "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by CentralTexasCrude.
#365 this week on the charts and trending upwards.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:13 am
Blast wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 12:28 amNo.
So you're really tearing up the local intellectual scene I see.
More so than you can ever dream of. I'm not reading books, doesn't mean I'm not learning.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:18 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:16 am "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by CentralTexasCrude.
#365 this week on the charts and trending upwards.
You know, hitting 400 on the chart from 365 is not tending upwards. You want the number to shrink.
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Blast wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:37 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:13 am
Blast wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 12:28 amNo.
So you're really tearing up the local intellectual scene I see.
More so than you can ever dream of. I'm not reading books, doesn't mean I'm not learning.
So the bar is set real low in your area? Gotcha. Could always go into the "Build your own Dungeon" book series. I hear there's money to be made in niche markets.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 2:05 am
Blast wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:37 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:13 am
Blast wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 12:28 amNo.
So you're really tearing up the local intellectual scene I see.
More so than you can ever dream of. I'm not reading books, doesn't mean I'm not learning.
So the bar is set real low in your area? Gotcha. Could always go into the "Build your own Dungeon" book series. I hear there's money to be made in niche markets.
You could would under the bar with stilts and a tophat and not have to worry about coming close to the bar I've set.
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Blast wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:38 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:18 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:16 am "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by CentralTexasCrude.
#365 this week on the charts and trending upwards.
You know, hitting 400 on the chart from 365 is not tending upwards. You want the number to shrink.
RD forgot the byline. "How to Win Friends and Influence people" by CTC. "My 12 year journey dealing with idiots, retards, psychopaths and the scum of the Earth" "A Precautionary Tale". I'm expecting a major boost in sales soon.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 2:18 am
Blast wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:38 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:18 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:16 am "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by CentralTexasCrude.
#365 this week on the charts and trending upwards.
You know, hitting 400 on the chart from 365 is not tending upwards. You want the number to shrink.
RD forgot the byline. "How to Win Friends and Influence people" by CTC. "My 12 year journey dealing with idiots, retards, psychopaths and the scum of the Earth" "A Precautionary Tale". I'm expecting a major boost in sales soon.
Your Dad gonna buy the first...oh wait... nevermind
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Blast wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 2:24 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 2:18 am
Blast wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:38 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:18 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 1:16 am "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by CentralTexasCrude.
#365 this week on the charts and trending upwards.
You know, hitting 400 on the chart from 365 is not tending upwards. You want the number to shrink.
RD forgot the byline. "How to Win Friends and Influence people" by CTC. "My 12 year journey dealing with idiots, retards, psychopaths and the scum of the Earth" "A Precautionary Tale". I'm expecting a major boost in sales soon.
Your Dad gonna buy the first...oh wait... nevermind
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 2:47 am Image
Your girlfriend find out about a new flavor of oreo?
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Blast wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 2:51 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 2:47 am Image
Your girlfriend find out about a new flavor of oreo?
Don't talk about WTC's Mom like that, she's on a diet
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 2:53 am
Blast wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 2:51 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 2:47 am Image
Your girlfriend find out about a new flavor of oreo?
Don't talk about WTC's Mom like that, she's on a diet
Figured CTC's Mom was older. You are a mother fucker aren't you. Now get your dick out of the Camaro's tail pipe
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Anyhoo. Just curious what everybody is reading about. You don't want to know what I'm reading right now. Trust me.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 3:04 am Anyhoo. Just curious what everybody is reading about. You don't want to know what I'm reading right now. Trust me.
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Doesn't even have to be what you are reading right now. Maybe something interesting you've read lately.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 10:54 pm Missing 411 - CQ loaned it to me many years ago, and it's like my favorite. I pick it up every now and then.
Had to Google. Sounds interesting. What other reading interests you? Sci-fi, romance?
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 12:16 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 11:01 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 10:54 pm Missing 411 - CQ loaned it to me many years ago, and it's like my favorite. I pick it up every now and then.
Had to Google. Sounds interesting. What other reading interests you? Sci-fi, romance?
I like thrillers. Murder mysteries or haunted ghosty stuff. I'm also reading the Elizabeth Vargas autobiography, it's really interesting.
Cool. Thrillers, mysteries, ghosts. Man, let me think about this. I'm drawing a blank. Sadly, my reading interests are pretty narrow. Didn't used to be that way until the publishing houses started handing out contracts where the authors had to start churning out books on a time table. You can guess the results. See Stephen King. Last 25 years, all his books have been awesome in the first say half/ 2/3rds and then the rush to complete before the deadline. See 11/22/63.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 12:42 am
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 12:16 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 11:01 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 10:54 pm Missing 411 - CQ loaned it to me many years ago, and it's like my favorite. I pick it up every now and then.
Had to Google. Sounds interesting. What other reading interests you? Sci-fi, romance?
I like thrillers. Murder mysteries or haunted ghosty stuff. I'm also reading the Elizabeth Vargas autobiography, it's really interesting.
Cool. Thrillers, mysteries, ghosts. Man, let me think about this. I'm drawing a blank. Sadly, my reading interests are pretty narrow. Didn't used to be that way until the publishing houses started handing out contracts where the authors had to start churning out books on a time table. You can guess the results. See Stephen King. Last 25 years, all his books have been awesome in the first say half/ 2/3rds and then the rush to complete before the deadline. See 11/22/63.
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