First place I thought of reading this
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First place I thought of reading this
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AH talks through his ass all the time, so perfect.
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When they want to research cocaine absorption I’m in.
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It's a shitty line of work.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 16, 2021 4:59 pm "Honey I finally finished my lifelong research of asshole breathing in pigs!!"
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That's kind of like the story I told about the gay guy that kept doing what I thought was farting,but he said it wasn't gas. It was just air being released because his rectum takes in air overnight.
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Apparently that's how a lot of professional farters ie flatulists learned about their abilities. Somehow, you learn to suck in air with your abdominal muscles into your rectum, then release it in a variety of delightful ways. https://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters
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Not a good thing in a limbo contest.
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years ago I used to watch the Howard Stern show on tv and they had a guy on there doing that. He could suck air into his ass. Then Howard and a couple of the other guys tried it but they couldn't do it. The guy I know doesn't try to do it,he just said while he sleeps his rectum takes in air. He said "doesn't that happen to you?" I wanted to say "i think what you do under the covers is alot different than what I do" but I bit my tongue. To each their own. I'm nearly 60 and always on the lookout for nice 18 year olds,and I'm sure alot of people probably have problems with that.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Mon May 17, 2021 2:58 pmApparently that's how a lot of professional farters ie flatulists learned about their abilities. Somehow, you learn to suck in air with your abdominal muscles into your rectum, then release it in a variety of delightful ways. https://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters