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AH talks through his ass all the time, so perfect.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 4:59 pm "Honey I finally finished my lifelong research of asshole breathing in pigs!!"
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That's kind of like the story I told about the gay guy that kept doing what I thought was farting,but he said it wasn't gas. It was just air being released because his rectum takes in air overnight.
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jsdspif wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 4:12 am That's kind of like the story I told about the gay guy that kept doing what I thought was farting,but he said it wasn't gas. It was just air being released because his rectum takes in air overnight.
Apparently that's how a lot of professional farters ie flatulists learned about their abilities. Somehow, you learn to suck in air with your abdominal muscles into your rectum, then release it in a variety of delightful ways. https://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters
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The bar is set kind of low here
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megman wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 6:00 pm The bar is set kind of low here
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megman wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 6:00 pm The bar is set kind of low here
Not a good thing in a limbo contest.
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rule34 wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 7:51 pm
megman wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 6:00 pm The bar is set kind of low here
Not a good thing in a limbo contest.
That was Queef's name in trade school. Limbo. No matter where the professors set the bar he would stay under it.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 2:58 pm
jsdspif wrote: Mon May 17, 2021 4:12 am That's kind of like the story I told about the gay guy that kept doing what I thought was farting,but he said it wasn't gas. It was just air being released because his rectum takes in air overnight.
Apparently that's how a lot of professional farters ie flatulists learned about their abilities. Somehow, you learn to suck in air with your abdominal muscles into your rectum, then release it in a variety of delightful ways. https://www.damninteresting.com/professional-farters
years ago I used to watch the Howard Stern show on tv and they had a guy on there doing that. He could suck air into his ass. Then Howard and a couple of the other guys tried it but they couldn't do it. The guy I know doesn't try to do it,he just said while he sleeps his rectum takes in air. He said "doesn't that happen to you?" I wanted to say "i think what you do under the covers is alot different than what I do" but I bit my tongue. To each their own. I'm nearly 60 and always on the lookout for nice 18 year olds,and I'm sure alot of people probably have problems with that.
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