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Re: plans for the long weekend?

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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 8:36 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 8:21 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 7:00 pm As is tradition.
It's so cute and cuddly getting mocked by dm. It's like getting mocked by Big Bird on Sesame Street prime time.
I don't mock you sugar.
Fine. But what's with the person-names. Couple of weeks ago I think it was molasses.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 7:32 pm
Animal wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 2:41 am
megman wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 2:23 am Still waiting....
if it will help you sleep, i'll take a stab at it.

I think he was just trying to describe the opening under a river bridge created by the span of the bridge overhead and the banks of the river on each side. so, if you are traveling down the river, its "similar" to going through a very short tunnel.

and when I say "short" i mean horizontal distance down the river. same distance as the width of the bridge deck.
Please don't get all technical with Megman. It tends to put him into a stupor.
So you still can't answer the question. Got it....
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megman wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 10:42 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 7:32 pm
Animal wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 2:41 am
megman wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 2:23 am Still waiting....
if it will help you sleep, i'll take a stab at it.

I think he was just trying to describe the opening under a river bridge created by the span of the bridge overhead and the banks of the river on each side. so, if you are traveling down the river, its "similar" to going through a very short tunnel.

and when I say "short" i mean horizontal distance down the river. same distance as the width of the bridge deck.
Please don't get all technical with Megman. It tends to put him into a stupor.
So you still can't answer the question. Got it....
:lol: What question? It seems in Canada bridges are not studied enough. Maybe it's the snow thing.
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It's actually pretty good to see nobody around. Means everybody is actually out having a good time for the first time in well over a year. About time.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:39 am I just made up the fucking air mattress for the third night. I've been in hoodies, camo pants thanks to a friend, boots, and a hooody. No I'm not in a militia.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:46 am
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:41 am
disco.moon wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:39 am I just made up the fucking air mattress for the third night. I've been in hoodies, camo pants thanks to a friend, boots, and a hooody. No I'm not in a militia.
If the lack of sunshine is getting you down I'll give you some vitamin D
Don't ever say that again.
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He should have settled with sniffing your hair.
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Charliesheen wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:50 am He should have settled with sniffing your hair.
Or grabbing her pussy
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 12:48 am
megman wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 10:42 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 7:32 pm
Animal wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 2:41 am
megman wrote: Sun May 30, 2021 2:23 am Still waiting....
if it will help you sleep, i'll take a stab at it.

I think he was just trying to describe the opening under a river bridge created by the span of the bridge overhead and the banks of the river on each side. so, if you are traveling down the river, its "similar" to going through a very short tunnel.

and when I say "short" i mean horizontal distance down the river. same distance as the width of the bridge deck.
Please don't get all technical with Megman. It tends to put him into a stupor.
So you still can't answer the question. Got it....
:lol: What question? It seems in Canada bridges are not studied enough. Maybe it's the snow thing.
Playing dumb is for noobs. Oh wait, you're not playing.....
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:39 am I just made up the fucking air mattress for the third night. I've been in hoodies, camo pants thanks to a friend, boots, and a hooody. No I'm not in a militia.
Tell your friends to check the weather forecast before your next camping trip. Other than the W. coast, anybody else seeing this bizarre Spring. A week ago I was in 40's chill weather a week from June. Never ever seen that. Doesn't happen here. Love it.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 3:37 am
disco.moon wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:39 am I just made up the fucking air mattress for the third night. I've been in hoodies, camo pants thanks to a friend, boots, and a hooody. No I'm not in a militia.
Tell your friends to check the weather forecast before your next camping trip. Other than the W. coast, anybody else seeing this bizarre Spring. A week ago I was in 40's chill weather a week from June. Never ever seen that. Doesn't happen here. Love it.
You should make another riveting weather thread about it.... Keep the board moving
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 12:08 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:51 am
Charliesheen wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:50 am He should have settled with sniffing your hair.
Or grabbing her pussy
That's assault brotha.
Unwanted bodily contact is Sexual Assault
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:24 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 12:30 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 12:08 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:51 am
Charliesheen wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:50 am He should have settled with sniffing your hair.
Or grabbing her pussy
That's assault brotha.
Unwanted bodily contact is Sexual Assault
Exactly. Wtf are we talking about? You ever grab my pussy I'll put a fucking boot in your God damn ass. Wtf??!
So he’s not even in the friend zone anymore?
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Drop this on one of your camping buddies!

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Recovering from last night. My daughter's boyfriend is ok and I didn't have to kill him.

WHAT the hell did I miss that has DM so passed off at CQ?
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:24 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 12:30 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 12:08 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:51 am
Charliesheen wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 2:50 am He should have settled with sniffing your hair.
Or grabbing her pussy
That's assault brotha.
Unwanted bodily contact is Sexual Assault
Exactly. Wtf are we talking about? You ever grab my pussy I'll put a fucking boot in your God damn ass. Wtf??!
So you're saying there's a chance
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 4:17 pm
Blast wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 4:11 pm Recovering from last night. My daughter's boyfriend is ok and I didn't have to kill him.

WHAT the hell did I miss that has DM so passed off at CQ?
Omg :lol: :lol: I'm not passed off st CQ. I was just starting a fact. Y'all acting like I'm some hysterical woman from the Victorian age.
Damn autocorrect. Why would you complain about that? You know what they used to prescribe for women suffering from hysteria. Anyway you seemed more annoyed than pissed.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 4:17 pm
Blast wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 4:11 pm Recovering from last night. My daughter's boyfriend is ok and I didn't have to kill him.

WHAT the hell did I miss that has DM so passed off at CQ?
Omg :lol: :lol: I'm not passed off st CQ. I was just starting a fact. Y'all acting like I'm some hysterical woman from the Victorian age.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 7:51 pm I hate you all.
My feeling was hurt....
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Charliesheen wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 7:33 pm Image

From Lake Michigan to Clear Lake, California.
Is anyone else wondering why that ceiling fan is even there?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 9:15 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 7:33 pm Image

From Lake Michigan to Clear Lake, California.
Is anyone else wondering why that ceiling fan is even there?
since most people know how ceiling fans work, i doubt it.
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Animal wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 9:25 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 9:15 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 7:33 pm Image

From Lake Michigan to Clear Lake, California.
Is anyone else wondering why that ceiling fan is even there?
since most people know how ceiling fans work, i doubt it.
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