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Hey Cyberhonkey
Tell us about this deadly Continet you live on. DM was asking. I had no idea koala bears and kangaroos were so dangerous.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 11:16 pm Tell us about this deadly Continet you live on. DM was asking. I had no idea koala bears and kangaroos were so dangerous.
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The Royal Navy sailed to Australia in hollowed out potatoes stolen from The Irish.
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Re: Hey Cyberhonkey
CTC's posting style is incontinet.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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Re: Hey Cyberhonkey
Firstly, there's no 'e' in honky
Koalas are ok, they're just stoners who do fck all. Drop bears are the assholes.
Roo's are our version of your deer. Fuckers are everywhere and dopey enough to jump in front of your car wherever possible.
The vid of the guy punching one is what you wouldve all seen. That was an eastern grey, they're everywhere, literally 1km away from my house. They're placid enough until you front one. Then they'll square up to you- you'll know when you're too close.
The red kangaroos in central aust will dwarf an eastern grey though. Those fuckers are huge
Koalas are ok, they're just stoners who do fck all. Drop bears are the assholes.
Roo's are our version of your deer. Fuckers are everywhere and dopey enough to jump in front of your car wherever possible.
The vid of the guy punching one is what you wouldve all seen. That was an eastern grey, they're everywhere, literally 1km away from my house. They're placid enough until you front one. Then they'll square up to you- you'll know when you're too close.
The red kangaroos in central aust will dwarf an eastern grey though. Those fuckers are huge
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Yeah, but they'll kill you all the same.Cyberhonky wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 11:37 pm Oh, and they're not koala 'bears' - they're just koalas
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A Koala bear decided to visit a prostitute. They got a hotel room and got undressed. The Koala bear went down on the prostitute for about 30 minutes and then got up and got up and headed towards the door. The prostitute said, "Hey, what about my money!" The koala bear was confused and said. "what money?" "I'm a prostitute" she said. The koala bear said, "So, what's that have to do with anything?" "Look up prostitute in the dictionary." She said. "It says 'has sex for money'". "Oh yeah?" said the Koala Bear. "I'm a koala bear. Look THAT up in the dictionary. It says 'eats bushes and leaves'.
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I've never come across a talking koalaCaptQuint wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 11:42 pm A Koala bear decided to visit a prostitute. They got a hotel room and got undressed. The Koala bear went down on the prostitute for about 30 minutes and then got up and got up and headed towards the door. The prostitute said, "Hey, what about my money!" The koala bear was confused and said. "what money?" "I'm a prostitute" she said. The koala bear said, "So, what's that have to do with anything?" "Look up prostitute in the dictionary." She said. "It says 'has sex for money'". "Oh yeah?" said the Koala Bear. "I'm a koala bear. Look THAT up in the dictionary. It says 'eats bushes and leaves'.
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Ya gotta use Irish potatoes, you see The Portuguese never figured that out. Rule Britannia!DiverTexas wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 11:49 pmDafuck? Fucking potatoes here sink before you get your second leg in them.
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Yet...Cyberhonky wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 11:45 pmI've never come across a talking koalaCaptQuint wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 11:42 pm A Koala bear decided to visit a prostitute. They got a hotel room and got undressed. The Koala bear went down on the prostitute for about 30 minutes and then got up and got up and headed towards the door. The prostitute said, "Hey, what about my money!" The koala bear was confused and said. "what money?" "I'm a prostitute" she said. The koala bear said, "So, what's that have to do with anything?" "Look up prostitute in the dictionary." She said. "It says 'has sex for money'". "Oh yeah?" said the Koala Bear. "I'm a koala bear. Look THAT up in the dictionary. It says 'eats bushes and leaves'.
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Re: Hey Cyberhonkey
Fuck Idaho and their spuds!CaptQuint wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 11:51 pmYa gotta use Irish potatoes, you see The Portuguese never figured that out. Rule Britannia!DiverTexas wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 11:49 pmDafuck? Fucking potatoes here sink before you get your second leg in them.
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We all have shotguns, and drywall repairmen on speedialCyberhonky wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 12:05 am Huntsman spiders in your house. You guys would love that
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We have aerosol cans and matchesCaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 12:09 amWe all have shotguns, and drywall repairmen on speedialCyberhonky wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 12:05 am Huntsman spiders in your house. You guys would love that
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I've been enjoying the show mr. In-between but the Aussie accents are almost as bad as peaky blinders
I blame Biker.
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One day you'll have butane lightersCyberhonky wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 12:11 amWe have aerosol cans and matchesCaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 12:09 amWe all have shotguns, and drywall repairmen on speedialCyberhonky wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 12:05 am Huntsman spiders in your house. You guys would love that
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I have no idea why they do that. I work for a US company and I've spent months at a time over there. You stand out enough talking normally, let alone hamming it up.
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I know right. Even traffic lights tooCaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 12:15 amOne day you'll have butane lightersCyberhonky wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 12:11 amWe have aerosol cans and matchesCaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 12:09 amWe all have shotguns, and drywall repairmen on speedialCyberhonky wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 12:05 am Huntsman spiders in your house. You guys would love that
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New phone learning curveCaptQuint wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 11:18 pmCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 11:16 pm Tell us about this deadly Continet you live on. DM was asking. I had no idea koala bears and kangaroos were so dangerous.
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DM thinks it's deadly there. I think she has some weird fetish about flying a national airline with a cute animal on the sides.
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Hysterical
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