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Tell us about this deadly Continet you live on. DM was asking. I had no idea koala bears and kangaroos were so dangerous.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 11:16 pm Tell us about this deadly Continet you live on. DM was asking. I had no idea koala bears and kangaroos were so dangerous.


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The Royal Navy sailed to Australia in hollowed out potatoes stolen from The Irish.
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CTC's posting style is incontinet.
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Firstly, there's no 'e' in honky 😉😁
Koalas are ok, they're just stoners who do fck all. Drop bears are the assholes.

Roo's are our version of your deer. Fuckers are everywhere and dopey enough to jump in front of your car wherever possible.
The vid of the guy punching one is what you wouldve all seen. That was an eastern grey, they're everywhere, literally 1km away from my house. They're placid enough until you front one. Then they'll square up to you- you'll know when you're too close.

The red kangaroos in central aust will dwarf an eastern grey though. Those fuckers are huge
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Oh, and they're not koala 'bears' - they're just koalas 😉
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Cyberhonky wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 11:37 pm Oh, and they're not koala 'bears' - they're just koalas 😉
Yeah, but they'll kill you all the same.
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A Koala bear decided to visit a prostitute. They got a hotel room and got undressed. The Koala bear went down on the prostitute for about 30 minutes and then got up and got up and headed towards the door. The prostitute said, "Hey, what about my money!" The koala bear was confused and said. "what money?" "I'm a prostitute" she said. The koala bear said, "So, what's that have to do with anything?" "Look up prostitute in the dictionary." She said. "It says 'has sex for money'". "Oh yeah?" said the Koala Bear. "I'm a koala bear. Look THAT up in the dictionary. It says 'eats bushes and leaves'.
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CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 11:42 pm A Koala bear decided to visit a prostitute. They got a hotel room and got undressed. The Koala bear went down on the prostitute for about 30 minutes and then got up and got up and headed towards the door. The prostitute said, "Hey, what about my money!" The koala bear was confused and said. "what money?" "I'm a prostitute" she said. The koala bear said, "So, what's that have to do with anything?" "Look up prostitute in the dictionary." She said. "It says 'has sex for money'". "Oh yeah?" said the Koala Bear. "I'm a koala bear. Look THAT up in the dictionary. It says 'eats bushes and leaves'.
I've never come across a talking koala :lol:
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CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 11:26 pm The Royal Navy sailed to Australia in hollowed out potatoes stolen from The Irish.
Dafuck? Fucking potatoes here sink before you get your second leg in them.
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DiverTexas wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 11:49 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 11:26 pm The Royal Navy sailed to Australia in hollowed out potatoes stolen from The Irish.
Dafuck? Fucking potatoes here sink before you get your second leg in them.
Ya gotta use Irish potatoes, you see The Portuguese never figured that out. Rule Britannia!
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Cyberhonky wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 11:45 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 11:42 pm A Koala bear decided to visit a prostitute. They got a hotel room and got undressed. The Koala bear went down on the prostitute for about 30 minutes and then got up and got up and headed towards the door. The prostitute said, "Hey, what about my money!" The koala bear was confused and said. "what money?" "I'm a prostitute" she said. The koala bear said, "So, what's that have to do with anything?" "Look up prostitute in the dictionary." She said. "It says 'has sex for money'". "Oh yeah?" said the Koala Bear. "I'm a koala bear. Look THAT up in the dictionary. It says 'eats bushes and leaves'.
I've never come across a talking koala :lol:
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CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 11:51 pm
DiverTexas wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 11:49 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 11:26 pm The Royal Navy sailed to Australia in hollowed out potatoes stolen from The Irish.
Dafuck? Fucking potatoes here sink before you get your second leg in them.
Ya gotta use Irish potatoes, you see The Portuguese never figured that out. Rule Britannia!
Fuck Idaho and their spuds!
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Huntsman spiders in your house. You guys would love that 👌
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Cyberhonky wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 12:05 am Huntsman spiders in your house. You guys would love that 👌
We all have shotguns, and drywall repairmen on speedial
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 12:09 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 12:05 am Huntsman spiders in your house. You guys would love that 👌
We all have shotguns, and drywall repairmen on speedial
We have aerosol cans and matches 😁
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I've been enjoying the show mr. In-between but the Aussie accents are almost as bad as peaky blinders
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Cyberhonky wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 12:11 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 12:09 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 12:05 am Huntsman spiders in your house. You guys would love that 👌
We all have shotguns, and drywall repairmen on speedial
We have aerosol cans and matches 😁
One day you'll have butane lighters
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Stapes wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 12:13 am I've been enjoying the show mr. In-between but the Aussie accents are almost as bad as peaky blinders
I have no idea why they do that. I work for a US company and I've spent months at a time over there. You stand out enough talking normally, let alone hamming it up.
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 12:15 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 12:11 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 12:09 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 12:05 am Huntsman spiders in your house. You guys would love that 👌
We all have shotguns, and drywall repairmen on speedial
We have aerosol cans and matches 😁
One day you'll have butane lighters
I know right. Even traffic lights too 😁
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CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 11:18 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 11:16 pm Tell us about this deadly Continet you live on. DM was asking. I had no idea koala bears and kangaroos were so dangerous.


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DM thinks it's deadly there. I think she has some weird fetish about flying a national airline with a cute animal on the sides.
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Hysterical
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