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Good for you Megman. Cheers!
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 04, 2021 11:12 pm Oh, you'll be okay.

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Hey Megman. Didn't they say that it still might be a cancerous kidney stone?
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Yes! Leon lives on...
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B-Tender wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 1:44 am Yes! Leon lives on...
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 04, 2021 11:12 pm Oh, you'll be okay.

(Puts titties away)
I don’t know. Kidney stones are excruciatingly painful. We............I mean he will need the comfort that only comes from seeing luscious breasts. :lol:
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jun 04, 2021 11:12 pm Oh, you'll be okay.

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You sound disappointed.
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The pain must be exquisite. Man I hope that thing has already passed by now.

In case anybody wonders why kidney stones hurt so effin much:

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Get well soon Canadian buddy.
And dont forget to pay your bill on the way out of the hospital! :rollingyellow:
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I guess one way to make a national health system look good is to initially diagnose everything as cancer. Bad cut on my finger? Looks like cancer. Sprained ankle? Look at the size of that tumor! Cancer. Later on you can say, "look at our success rate against cancer!"
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spudoc wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:13 pm I guess one way to make a national health system look good is to initially diagnose everything as cancer. Bad cut on my finger? Looks like cancer. Sprained ankle? Look at the size of that tumor! Cancer. Later on you can say, "look at our success rate against cancer!"
That is some tardo spinning there. Our health system doent operate like a used car lot like yours. We dont pump up successes to try to get business. You are sick, you get fixed. And go on living your life like nothing happened. No second mortgage. No savings dump.

Cue the spewing of myths like waiting for months etc!
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Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:28 pm
spudoc wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:13 pm I guess one way to make a national health system look good is to initially diagnose everything as cancer. Bad cut on my finger? Looks like cancer. Sprained ankle? Look at the size of that tumor! Cancer. Later on you can say, "look at our success rate against cancer!"
That is some tardo spinning there. Our health system doent operate like a used car lot like yours. We dont pump up successes to try to get business. You are sick, you get fixed. And go on living your life like nothing happened. No second mortgage. No savings dump.

Cue the spewing of myths like waiting for months etc!
I was kidding. I wish the US had a health system like Canada. UJ needs a color font for humor.
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spudoc wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:34 pmUJ needs a color font for humor.
I think the usual color for humorous or sarcastic or flippant comments is orange.

Orange = facetious or obtuse.
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spudoc wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:13 pm I guess one way to make a national health system look good is to initially diagnose everything as cancer. Bad cut on my finger? Looks like cancer. Sprained ankle? Look at the size of that tumor! Cancer. Later on you can say, "look at our success rate against cancer!"
It was not a diagnosis.

After a few days of definite signs is was SUGGESTED as a possibility, but told that they still were not sure.
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megman wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:46 pm
spudoc wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:13 pm I guess one way to make a national health system look good is to initially diagnose everything as cancer. Bad cut on my finger? Looks like cancer. Sprained ankle? Look at the size of that tumor! Cancer. Later on you can say, "look at our success rate against cancer!"
It was not a diagnosis.

After a few days of definite signs is was SUGGESTED as a possibility, but told that they still were not sure.
I thought Canadians were known for their sense of humor. Next thing you'll be pulling my sweater over my head and punching me around.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:40 pm
spudoc wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:34 pmUJ needs a color font for humor.
I think the usual color for humorous or sarcastic or flippant comments is orange.

Orange = facetious or obtuse.
Biker and Animal couldn't possibly be more obtuse. Should orange be their default font?
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megman wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:46 pm
spudoc wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:13 pm I guess one way to make a national health system look good is to initially diagnose everything as cancer. Bad cut on my finger? Looks like cancer. Sprained ankle? Look at the size of that tumor! Cancer. Later on you can say, "look at our success rate against cancer!"
It was not a diagnosis.

After a few days of definite signs is was SUGGESTED as a possibility, but told that they still were not sure.



Pro tip to Canadian doctors... Hold up on the cancer suggestions until more information is available.
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Well mr. Megman..... it could be a hangnail or it could be cancer
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spudoc wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:54 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:40 pm
spudoc wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:34 pmUJ needs a color font for humor.
I think the usual color for humorous or sarcastic or flippant comments is orange.

Orange = facetious or obtuse.
Biker and Animal couldn't possibly be more obtuse. Should orange be their default font?
:think: hmmm, I'll look into that...
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Stapes wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 3:05 pm Well mr. Megman..... it could be a hangnail or it could be cancer
Be careful what you say. His gloves are barely on his hands as it is.
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spudoc wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:34 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:28 pm
spudoc wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:13 pm I guess one way to make a national health system look good is to initially diagnose everything as cancer. Bad cut on my finger? Looks like cancer. Sprained ankle? Look at the size of that tumor! Cancer. Later on you can say, "look at our success rate against cancer!"
That is some tardo spinning there. Our health system doent operate like a used car lot like yours. We dont pump up successes to try to get business. You are sick, you get fixed. And go on living your life like nothing happened. No second mortgage. No savings dump.

Cue the spewing of myths like waiting for months etc!
I was kidding. I wish the US had a health system like Canada. UJ needs a color font for humor.
Apologies. And dont worry. Im sure Trumps health care plan will be front and center of the 2024 campaign.
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Good luck peeing fire once they break that boulder up. :shocked:
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Are they going to laser it?

Think of the big explosion in Armament.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 5:51 pm
spudoc wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:34 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:28 pm
spudoc wrote: Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:13 pm I guess one way to make a national health system look good is to initially diagnose everything as cancer. Bad cut on my finger? Looks like cancer. Sprained ankle? Look at the size of that tumor! Cancer. Later on you can say, "look at our success rate against cancer!"
That is some tardo spinning there. Our health system doent operate like a used car lot like yours. We dont pump up successes to try to get business. You are sick, you get fixed. And go on living your life like nothing happened. No second mortgage. No savings dump.

Cue the spewing of myths like waiting for months etc!
I was kidding. I wish the US had a health system like Canada. UJ needs a color font for humor.
I thought orange was for sarcasm.
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