Is megman dead?
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Good for you Megman. Cheers!
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Hey Megman. Didn't they say that it still might be a cancerous kidney stone?
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I don’t know. Kidney stones are excruciatingly painful. We............I mean he will need the comfort that only comes from seeing luscious breasts.
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The pain must be exquisite. Man I hope that thing has already passed by now.
In case anybody wonders why kidney stones hurt so effin much:
Not exactly designed for travel through a 1 or 2 mm tube lined with nerve endings
In case anybody wonders why kidney stones hurt so effin much:
Not exactly designed for travel through a 1 or 2 mm tube lined with nerve endings
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Get well soon Canadian buddy.
And dont forget to pay your bill on the way out of the hospital!
And dont forget to pay your bill on the way out of the hospital!
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I guess one way to make a national health system look good is to initially diagnose everything as cancer. Bad cut on my finger? Looks like cancer. Sprained ankle? Look at the size of that tumor! Cancer. Later on you can say, "look at our success rate against cancer!"
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That is some tardo spinning there. Our health system doent operate like a used car lot like yours. We dont pump up successes to try to get business. You are sick, you get fixed. And go on living your life like nothing happened. No second mortgage. No savings dump.spudoc wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:13 pm I guess one way to make a national health system look good is to initially diagnose everything as cancer. Bad cut on my finger? Looks like cancer. Sprained ankle? Look at the size of that tumor! Cancer. Later on you can say, "look at our success rate against cancer!"
Cue the spewing of myths like waiting for months etc!
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I was kidding. I wish the US had a health system like Canada. UJ needs a color font for humor.Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:28 pmThat is some tardo spinning there. Our health system doent operate like a used car lot like yours. We dont pump up successes to try to get business. You are sick, you get fixed. And go on living your life like nothing happened. No second mortgage. No savings dump.spudoc wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:13 pm I guess one way to make a national health system look good is to initially diagnose everything as cancer. Bad cut on my finger? Looks like cancer. Sprained ankle? Look at the size of that tumor! Cancer. Later on you can say, "look at our success rate against cancer!"
Cue the spewing of myths like waiting for months etc!
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I think the usual color for humorous or sarcastic or flippant comments is orange.
Orange = facetious or obtuse.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
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It was not a diagnosis.spudoc wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:13 pm I guess one way to make a national health system look good is to initially diagnose everything as cancer. Bad cut on my finger? Looks like cancer. Sprained ankle? Look at the size of that tumor! Cancer. Later on you can say, "look at our success rate against cancer!"
After a few days of definite signs is was SUGGESTED as a possibility, but told that they still were not sure.
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I thought Canadians were known for their sense of humor. Next thing you'll be pulling my sweater over my head and punching me around.megman wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:46 pmIt was not a diagnosis.spudoc wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:13 pm I guess one way to make a national health system look good is to initially diagnose everything as cancer. Bad cut on my finger? Looks like cancer. Sprained ankle? Look at the size of that tumor! Cancer. Later on you can say, "look at our success rate against cancer!"
After a few days of definite signs is was SUGGESTED as a possibility, but told that they still were not sure.
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Biker and Animal couldn't possibly be more obtuse. Should orange be their default font?QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:40 pmI think the usual color for humorous or sarcastic or flippant comments is orange.
Orange = facetious or obtuse.
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megman wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:46 pmIt was not a diagnosis.spudoc wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:13 pm I guess one way to make a national health system look good is to initially diagnose everything as cancer. Bad cut on my finger? Looks like cancer. Sprained ankle? Look at the size of that tumor! Cancer. Later on you can say, "look at our success rate against cancer!"
After a few days of definite signs is was SUGGESTED as a possibility, but told that they still were not sure.
Pro tip to Canadian doctors... Hold up on the cancer suggestions until more information is available.
I blame Biker.
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Well mr. Megman..... it could be a hangnail or it could be cancer
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hmmm, I'll look into that...spudoc wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:54 pmBiker and Animal couldn't possibly be more obtuse. Should orange be their default font?QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:40 pmI think the usual color for humorous or sarcastic or flippant comments is orange.
Orange = facetious or obtuse.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
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Apologies. And dont worry. Im sure Trumps health care plan will be front and center of the 2024 campaign.spudoc wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:34 pmI was kidding. I wish the US had a health system like Canada. UJ needs a color font for humor.Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:28 pmThat is some tardo spinning there. Our health system doent operate like a used car lot like yours. We dont pump up successes to try to get business. You are sick, you get fixed. And go on living your life like nothing happened. No second mortgage. No savings dump.spudoc wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:13 pm I guess one way to make a national health system look good is to initially diagnose everything as cancer. Bad cut on my finger? Looks like cancer. Sprained ankle? Look at the size of that tumor! Cancer. Later on you can say, "look at our success rate against cancer!"
Cue the spewing of myths like waiting for months etc!
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Good luck peeing fire once they break that boulder up.
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Are they going to laser it?
Think of the big explosion in Armament.
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I thought orange was for sarcasm.disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 5:51 pmspudoc wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:34 pmI was kidding. I wish the US had a health system like Canada. UJ needs a color font for humor.Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:28 pmThat is some tardo spinning there. Our health system doent operate like a used car lot like yours. We dont pump up successes to try to get business. You are sick, you get fixed. And go on living your life like nothing happened. No second mortgage. No savings dump.spudoc wrote: ↑Sat Jun 05, 2021 2:13 pm I guess one way to make a national health system look good is to initially diagnose everything as cancer. Bad cut on my finger? Looks like cancer. Sprained ankle? Look at the size of that tumor! Cancer. Later on you can say, "look at our success rate against cancer!"
Cue the spewing of myths like waiting for months etc!