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QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:40 pm Christ, ya'll are some lazy fucks... :evil:

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Stapes wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:37 pm She's from Quebec. I hear there's great fishing in kweebec
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She knew this pic would happen.
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Thus would only be a surprise is it happened at the alter in front of friends and family.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
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B-Tender wrote: Wed May 27, 2020 9:32 pmBump?
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