Pork's golfing pool
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Pork's golfing pool
Deadline Sat sunrise local Cali time. Has to be honest on the result. No clue on his skill or the course. Par is probably mid-70's. Closest pick wins a fabulous prize ( kinda-define fabulous. It's a UJR t-shirt- kinda don't ask). I'm solid at 90.
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i posted in a different thread that i went and played on saturday. you want the details? btw i hurt my wrist hitting the bag without wraps on and i could barley hold the club after the 2nd hole.
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Has 87 been mentioned?
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If it's a shirt you splooged on disregard my answer.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Jun 08, 2021 11:46 pm Deadline Sat sunrise local Cali time. Has to be honest on the result. No clue on his skill or the course. Par is probably mid-70's. Closest pick wins a fabulous prize ( kinda-define fabulous. It's a UJR t-shirt- kinda don't ask). I'm solid at 90.
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You'll welsh on it.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Jun 08, 2021 11:46 pm Deadline Sat sunrise local Cali time. Has to be honest on the result. No clue on his skill or the course. Par is probably mid-70's. Closest pick wins a fabulous prize ( kinda-define fabulous. It's a UJR t-shirt- kinda don't ask). I'm solid at 90.
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where are these courses that have a par in the mid 70's?
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IF he's at work then he is on his phone and he went and got himself a provider without consulting us for 2-3 months.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:19 amYou'll welsh on it.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Jun 08, 2021 11:46 pm Deadline Sat sunrise local Cali time. Has to be honest on the result. No clue on his skill or the course. Par is probably mid-70's. Closest pick wins a fabulous prize ( kinda-define fabulous. It's a UJR t-shirt- kinda don't ask). I'm solid at 90.
Friggin' asshole.
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Billy Bob's Mini-Putt
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Yeah, I always had trouble getting through the windmill blades, too.
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I'll bet you always got it in the clowns mouth.....CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:41 amYeah, I always had trouble getting through the windmill blades, too.
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Thinking of this thread way in advance I PM,d all the mods asking for a prize donation. BRR was the only one who responded. Demanded a $8 shipping fee. Something about a mom and pop revenge thing. I didn't understand.
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i will go with an 85
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So you offer up a prize that you expect someone else to pay for. That is aboot your speed.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:13 amThinking of this thread way in advance I PM,d all the mods asking for a prize donation. BRR was the only one who responded. Demanded a $8 shipping fee. Something about a mom and pop revenge thing. I didn't understand.
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the tradition is you make your own and recreate this picture.
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the bruises on her arm ruin it
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You're right. She does have arms.....
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Well I paid the $8 shipping fee. It's kind of a shirt . You can see a kinda UJR logo on the front if you catch the light just right. Can't tell the color it's been washed so many times. Don't know the size- some rodent ate the tag. What do you expect. Vanna White Wheel of Fortune lights and shit. It's a golf pool.
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and the bruises are from holding her back from accidentally sucking every dick in the BBQ joint.
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I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS