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Deadline Sat sunrise local Cali time. Has to be honest on the result. No clue on his skill or the course. Par is probably mid-70's. Closest pick wins a fabulous prize ( kinda-define fabulous. It's a UJR t-shirt- kinda don't ask). I'm solid at 90.
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Nobody wants to win your dirty under wear
I blame Biker.
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i posted in a different thread that i went and played on saturday. you want the details? btw i hurt my wrist hitting the bag without wraps on and i could barley hold the club after the 2nd hole.
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Has 87 been mentioned?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 11:46 pm Deadline Sat sunrise local Cali time. Has to be honest on the result. No clue on his skill or the course. Par is probably mid-70's. Closest pick wins a fabulous prize ( kinda-define fabulous. It's a UJR t-shirt- kinda don't ask). I'm solid at 90.
If it's a shirt you splooged on disregard my answer.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 11:46 pm Deadline Sat sunrise local Cali time. Has to be honest on the result. No clue on his skill or the course. Par is probably mid-70's. Closest pick wins a fabulous prize ( kinda-define fabulous. It's a UJR t-shirt- kinda don't ask). I'm solid at 90.
You'll welsh on it.
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where are these courses that have a par in the mid 70's?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:19 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 11:46 pm Deadline Sat sunrise local Cali time. Has to be honest on the result. No clue on his skill or the course. Par is probably mid-70's. Closest pick wins a fabulous prize ( kinda-define fabulous. It's a UJR t-shirt- kinda don't ask). I'm solid at 90.
You'll welsh on it.
IF he's at work then he is on his phone and he went and got himself a provider without consulting us for 2-3 months.

Friggin' asshole.
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Animal wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:23 am where are these courses that have a par in the mid 70's?
Billy Bob's Mini-Putt
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pork wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:11 am i posted in a different thread that i went and played on saturday. you want the details? btw i hurt my wrist hitting the bag without wraps on and i could barley hold the club after the 2nd hole.
Yeah, I always had trouble getting through the windmill blades, too.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:41 am
pork wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:11 am i posted in a different thread that i went and played on saturday. you want the details? btw i hurt my wrist hitting the bag without wraps on and i could barley hold the club after the 2nd hole.
Yeah, I always had trouble getting through the windmill blades, too.
I'll bet you always got it in the clowns mouth.....
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Trump won !!!!
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Stapes wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 11:57 pm Nobody wants to win your dirty under wear
Thinking of this thread way in advance I PM,d all the mods asking for a prize donation. BRR was the only one who responded. Demanded a $8 shipping fee. Something about a mom and pop revenge thing. I didn't understand.
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i will go with an 85
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:13 am
Stapes wrote: Tue Jun 08, 2021 11:57 pm Nobody wants to win your dirty under wear
Thinking of this thread way in advance I PM,d all the mods asking for a prize donation. BRR was the only one who responded. Demanded a $8 shipping fee. Something about a mom and pop revenge thing. I didn't understand.
So you offer up a prize that you expect someone else to pay for. That is aboot your speed.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:23 am I want a UJR shirt.
Image

the tradition is you make your own and recreate this picture.
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the bruises on her arm ruin it
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pork wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:56 am the bruises on her arm ruin it
thanks, howard stern.
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pork wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:56 am the bruises on her arm ruin it
You're right. She does have arms.....
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:23 am I want a UJR shirt.
Well I paid the $8 shipping fee. It's kind of a shirt . You can see a kinda UJR logo on the front if you catch the light just right. Can't tell the color it's been washed so many times. Don't know the size- some rodent ate the tag. What do you expect. Vanna White Wheel of Fortune lights and shit. It's a golf pool.
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Animal wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:01 am
pork wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:56 am the bruises on her arm ruin it
thanks, howard stern.
all i am saying is now we know she is from texas.
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pork wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:38 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:01 am
pork wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:56 am the bruises on her arm ruin it
thanks, howard stern.
all i am saying is now we know she is from texas.
and the bruises are from holding her back from accidentally sucking every dick in the BBQ joint.
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Animal wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:40 pm
pork wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:38 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:01 am
pork wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:56 am the bruises on her arm ruin it
thanks, howard stern.
all i am saying is now we know she is from texas.
and the bruises are from holding her back from accidentally sucking every dick in the BBQ joint.
i hear it was during a cowboys game at billy bobs bar
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Smok44 wrote: Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:42 am BTW, will there be weather?
IT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF A TOURNEMENT!
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I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
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