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Re: Pork's golfing pool

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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 am I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
its on the 12th. ill be there. i may play like shit but i dont care. i will smoke any of you fuckers on the course.
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pork wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:10 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 am I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
its on the 12th. ill be there. i may play like shit but i dont care. i will smoke any of you fuckers on the course.
Damn good to hear. All those months of practice getting it through the windmill blades and running to see your orange ball magically appear on another hole 20 feet below wasn't
wasted.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:46 am
pork wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:10 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 am I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
its on the 12th. ill be there. i may play like shit but i dont care. i will smoke any of you fuckers on the course.
Damn good to hear. All those months of practice getting it through the windmill blades and running to see your orange ball magically appear on another hole 20 feet below wasn't
wasted.


Damn, the boy is bringing the smack talk
I blame Biker.
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Can I change my prediction to say 96 or something?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:55 am Can I change my prediction to say 96 or something?
Doesn't matter. You'll welsh on it anyway.
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Stapes wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:53 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:46 am
pork wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:10 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 am I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
its on the 12th. ill be there. i may play like shit but i dont care. i will smoke any of you fuckers on the course.
Damn good to hear. All those months of practice getting it through the windmill blades and running to see your orange ball magically appear on another hole 20 feet below wasn't
wasted.


Damn, the boy is bringing the smack talk
i can never get enough windmill putt putt smack.

hey, pork. glad those windmills aren't stubbing your toes after tripping on concrete covered astroturf.
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Stapes wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:53 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:46 am
pork wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:10 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 am I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
its on the 12th. ill be there. i may play like shit but i dont care. i will smoke any of you fuckers on the course.
Damn good to hear. All those months of practice getting it through the windmill blades and running to see your orange ball magically appear on another hole 20 feet below wasn't
wasted.


Damn, the boy is bringing the smack talk
The only smack you've seen the last 20 years is the sound of your wife's pussy lips hitting your face when she makes you eat her out
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Damn I'm ready to get home tomorrow. Long week
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:08 am
Stapes wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:53 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:46 am
pork wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:10 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 am I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
its on the 12th. ill be there. i may play like shit but i dont care. i will smoke any of you fuckers on the course.
Damn good to hear. All those months of practice getting it through the windmill blades and running to see your orange ball magically appear on another hole 20 feet below wasn't
wasted.


Damn, the boy is bringing the smack talk
The only smack you've seen the last 20 years is the sound of your wife's pussy lips hitting your face when she makes you eat her out
That may very well be the worst razz I have ever read.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:21 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:08 am
Stapes wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:53 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:46 am
pork wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:10 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 am I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
its on the 12th. ill be there. i may play like shit but i dont care. i will smoke any of you fuckers on the course.
Damn good to hear. All those months of practice getting it through the windmill blades and running to see your orange ball magically appear on another hole 20 feet below wasn't
wasted.


Damn, the boy is bringing the smack talk
The only smack you've seen the last 20 years is the sound of your wife's pussy lips hitting your face when she makes you eat her out
That may very well be the worst razz I have ever read.

Even his shit talking is fucking rapey creepy....lol
I blame Biker.
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Stapes wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:29 am
Even his shit talking is fucking rapey creepy....lol
what?!?!?!?! I can't hear you over your wife's pussy lips smacking around!!! its like someone is beating an old rug hung over a clothesline or something.
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Lol
I blame Biker.
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Some shit in this thread is just embarrassing.
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Re: Pork's golfing pool

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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:46 am
pork wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:10 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 am I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
its on the 12th. ill be there. i may play like shit but i dont care. i will smoke any of you fuckers on the course.
Damn good to hear. All those months of practice getting it through the windmill blades and running to see your orange ball magically appear on another hole 20 feet below wasn't
wasted.
my ball may magically appear in a different hole if you aren't careful
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He would enjoy that.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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Hey, Pork. Good luck on your outing tomorrow. Hope you do well and let us know how you did sometime this weekend
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Waiting patiently. I think he blew his back out on the 1st tee.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 11:27 pm It's still early afternoon on Cali time, simmer down.
Damn, it's only mid-afternoon there. Probably crawling on all 4's between the 13th and 14th.
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Watch, Pork will be all Kim Sung and claim 4 hole in ones in his first outing.
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Animal wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:35 am
Stapes wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:29 am
Even his shit talking is fucking rapey creepy....lol
what?!?!?!?! I can't hear you over your wife's pussy lips smacking around!!! its like someone is beating an old rug hung over a clothesline or something.
:lol: Stapes Smack has softened on the pol/ nsfw stage.
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Is porks rent payment late?
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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Smok44 wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 12:27 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 12:26 am
Animal wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:35 am
Stapes wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:29 am
Even his shit talking is fucking rapey creepy....lol
what?!?!?!?! I can't hear you over your wife's pussy lips smacking around!!! its like someone is beating an old rug hung over a clothesline or something.
:lol: Stapes Smack has softened on the pol/ nsfw stage.
Your experience with smack equals your experience with pussy. Zero
I disagree. He gets tons of smack! :lol:
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Re: Pork's golfing pool

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sorry i had the date wrong its monday the 14th...relax
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pork wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 7:38 pm sorry i had the date wrong its monday the 14th...relax
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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pork wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 7:38 pm sorry i had the date wrong its monday the 14th...relax
Do you feel someone is overly interested in your life?
I blame Biker.
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