its on the 12th. ill be there. i may play like shit but i dont care. i will smoke any of you fuckers on the course.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 am I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
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Damn good to hear. All those months of practice getting it through the windmill blades and running to see your orange ball magically appear on another hole 20 feet below wasn'tpork wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:10 amits on the 12th. ill be there. i may play like shit but i dont care. i will smoke any of you fuckers on the course.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 am I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
wasted.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:46 amDamn good to hear. All those months of practice getting it through the windmill blades and running to see your orange ball magically appear on another hole 20 feet below wasn'tpork wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:10 amits on the 12th. ill be there. i may play like shit but i dont care. i will smoke any of you fuckers on the course.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 am I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
wasted.
Damn, the boy is bringing the smack talk
I blame Biker.
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Can I change my prediction to say 96 or something?
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Doesn't matter. You'll welsh on it anyway.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:55 am Can I change my prediction to say 96 or something?
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i can never get enough windmill putt putt smack.Stapes wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:53 amCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:46 amDamn good to hear. All those months of practice getting it through the windmill blades and running to see your orange ball magically appear on another hole 20 feet below wasn'tpork wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:10 amits on the 12th. ill be there. i may play like shit but i dont care. i will smoke any of you fuckers on the course.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 am I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
wasted.
Damn, the boy is bringing the smack talk
hey, pork. glad those windmills aren't stubbing your toes after tripping on concrete covered astroturf.
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The only smack you've seen the last 20 years is the sound of your wife's pussy lips hitting your face when she makes you eat her outStapes wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:53 amCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:46 amDamn good to hear. All those months of practice getting it through the windmill blades and running to see your orange ball magically appear on another hole 20 feet below wasn'tpork wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:10 amits on the 12th. ill be there. i may play like shit but i dont care. i will smoke any of you fuckers on the course.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 am I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
wasted.
Damn, the boy is bringing the smack talk
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Damn I'm ready to get home tomorrow. Long week
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That may very well be the worst razz I have ever read.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:08 amThe only smack you've seen the last 20 years is the sound of your wife's pussy lips hitting your face when she makes you eat her outStapes wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:53 amCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:46 amDamn good to hear. All those months of practice getting it through the windmill blades and running to see your orange ball magically appear on another hole 20 feet below wasn'tpork wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:10 amits on the 12th. ill be there. i may play like shit but i dont care. i will smoke any of you fuckers on the course.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 am I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
wasted.
Damn, the boy is bringing the smack talk
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:21 amThat may very well be the worst razz I have ever read.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:08 amThe only smack you've seen the last 20 years is the sound of your wife's pussy lips hitting your face when she makes you eat her outStapes wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:53 amCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:46 amDamn good to hear. All those months of practice getting it through the windmill blades and running to see your orange ball magically appear on another hole 20 feet below wasn'tpork wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:10 amits on the 12th. ill be there. i may play like shit but i dont care. i will smoke any of you fuckers on the course.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 am I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
wasted.
Damn, the boy is bringing the smack talk
Even his shit talking is fucking rapey creepy....lol
I blame Biker.
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Some shit in this thread is just embarrassing.
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my ball may magically appear in a different hole if you aren't carefulCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:46 amDamn good to hear. All those months of practice getting it through the windmill blades and running to see your orange ball magically appear on another hole 20 feet below wasn'tpork wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:10 amits on the 12th. ill be there. i may play like shit but i dont care. i will smoke any of you fuckers on the course.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 1:03 am I'm getting the feeling pork's gonna wimp on this Sat golf thing
"My back hurts". "I'm not in the mood". Some Cali BS
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Hey, Pork. Good luck on your outing tomorrow. Hope you do well and let us know how you did sometime this weekend
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Waiting patiently. I think he blew his back out on the 1st tee.
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Damn, it's only mid-afternoon there. Probably crawling on all 4's between the 13th and 14th.
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Watch, Pork will be all Kim Sung and claim 4 hole in ones in his first outing.
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Stapes Smack has softened on the pol/ nsfw stage.
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I disagree. He gets tons of smack!Smok44 wrote: ↑Sun Jun 13, 2021 12:27 pmYour experience with smack equals your experience with pussy. ZeroCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jun 13, 2021 12:26 amStapes Smack has softened on the pol/ nsfw stage.
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sorry i had the date wrong its monday the 14th...relax
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